Fashion
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Stephanie Seymour Rocks A Black Bikini in St Barts! OW!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday.Definitely no question about it, Stephanie Seymour's looking absolutely amazing for someone who'll be 41 this July! Major props to her for keeping everything together.
After filing for divorce last year with longtime husband Peter Brant (real estate developer/art collecter, a.k.a. sugar daddy), for all we know, Stephanie's currently on the market. She might not want to admit it, but all women have their needs, damn it! Following all her long-term relationships, we can't see her wanting a man right now for anything except sex, so if you have a somewhat endless stream of cash and a lil' time to spare, you might consider contacting Stephanie's agent.
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Jessica Biel Dressed To Impress As She Walks Round Lower Manhattan!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in NYC.Major props to the person who's helping Jessica Biel with her image. Even though I'm pretty sure this particular look costs thousands of dollars, I'm really diggin' how she looks---everything from her hair to her leather skirt to the shoes! YOU GO GIRL!
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BREAKING! Elle Macpherson Pimps Her Black Moncler Puffer Jacket! Ow!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThere are a couple other product placements (headphones & sunglasses), but we weren't sure and didn't want to give the incorrect company credit. Not that any of you give a shit, but are those Monster Beats Tour High Resolution In-Ear Headphones with ControlTalk?! If so, those are $189 worth of headphone luxury that you can make your own on the Monster website.
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ADRIANA LIMA STILL ALIVE; SPOTTED AT PARIS FASHION SHOW!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped on Sunday at the Givenchy fashion show as part of the Paris Womenswear Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011.
I can't tell how long I've been waiting for Adriana to finally make her return to the scene after popping out a lil' kid (daughter Valentina Lima Jarić) last year (courtesy of bastard Marko Jaric, who, for all we know, drugged up poor Adriana one night & had unprotected sex with her). Following their delivery of their first child last November, it's rumored that Adriana applied for Serbian citizenship following their wedding on Valentine's Day last year.
How frickin' crazy is that?
We'll set aside the envy-induced hatred for Marko & send out our congrats to the man who stole the heart of one of the world's most beautiful women---and he did it all while sitting on the bench for the Memphis Grizzlies & various other teams. At the end of last season ('08-'09), Marko stopped playing NBA ball and had the remaining two years of his contract ($15mil) bought out by Real Madrid.
UPDATE!! New pictures of Adriana without the coat! OW!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Did Bikini Yoga Before Her Photo Shoot in St. Barts!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend.Normally Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics in St. Barts are good enough, but the marketing geniuses at Victoria's Secret had Ale do some pre-photo shoot stretching her hot pink bikini for added hotness.
Now, there's nothing like Ale stretching in a hot pink bikini---oh wait, my bad, there is---Doutzen Kroes exercising on the beach in her Victoria's Secret-branded workout clothes.
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Marisa Miller Oscars After Party Brings The Afternoon Links
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped at the 2010 OK! Magazine Pre-Oscar Party. I don't know if it's just me, but she looks exactly the same at each event---kinda getting boring, to tell you the truth.- Britney Spears’s Boobs Look Happy For A Change [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Jessica Rabbit [CO-ED Magazine]
- Rose McGowan Showing Off Some Goodies [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Sharon Osbourne Wants To Sell Her Breast Implants On Ebay [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Midnight T&A: Diana Moldovan [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- CATCHIN’ BODIES: LIL WAYNE’S HISTORY OF (ALLEGED) FEMALE CONQUESTS [Complex]
- Lindsay Lohan's Delusions Know No Bounds [Dlisted]
- You Are Not The Father: Jesus Edition [Celebrity Odor]
- Christian Rock War [Manofest]
- Marloes Horst [Flabber]
- How not to drive a car! [Monkey Review]
- Ben Roethlisberger Claims He was Sexually Assaulted [Celeb Jihad]
- Kanye Moment at the Oscars Explained [Yeeeah!]
- The 82nd Annual Academy Awards Pictures [Popoholic]
- Trailer: Shelter [MoeFresh]
- The Academy snubbed Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur [The Blemish]
- Audrina Patridge Nice Big Golden Globes [The Grumpiest]
- KINGDOMS AT WAR : CONQUEST! [LingoLux]
- 'Jersey Shore' Parodies 'Inglourious Basterds' and 'Avatar'/'The Hurt Locker' [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Bar Refaeli @ 2010 Vanity Fair Oscar party in Hollywood
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio accompany Bar to any events or is she purely used for his sexual pleasure in the privacy of his variouspimp pads scattered around the globe?
And, just in case you missed it: Bar Refaeli: 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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Blumarine Milan Fashion Show Pics Bring The Afternoon Links!
Monday, March 8th, 2010 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
- Hilary Swank’s Cleavage Makes A Comeback [HollywoodTuna]
- Jimmy Kimmel ‘Handsome Men’s Club’ Video [CO-ED Magazine]
- Rose McGowan Showing Off Some Goodies [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Hugh Jackman Enjoys The Nice Weather With Daughter [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jamie Foxx wants to tap that ass [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- WTFYW? DIDDY’S MONSTER SWEATER BEANIE COMBO [Complex]
- Lil Wayne Will Take This Beautiful Image With Him To Prison [Dlisted]
- John Mayer High Five Fail [Celebrity Odor]
- Psychic Drawing Fail [Manofest]
- Irina Sheik in Intimissimi lingerie [Flabber]
- You won’t believe what this 5 year old girl pulls out of the water! [Monkey Review]
- Ben Roethlisberger Claims He was Sexually Assaulted [Celeb Jihad]
- Oscars Worst Dressed [Yeeeah!]
- New Iron Man 2 Trailer Rocks! [Popoholic]
- Stat Quo - Success (Back To You) [MoeFresh]
- Lindsay Lohan is out of a job [The Blemish]
- Penelope Cruz Is Perfect [The Grumpiest]
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MOEJACKSON’S BASTARDLY LADY OF THE DAY: ABBY [LingoLux]
- critics and bloggers take on what will win/should win oscar night. [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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BREAKING! Lindsay Lohan Walks Around Paris Trying To Look Important!
Saturday, March 6th, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan was denied entrance into a Christian Dior fashion show b/c she arrived fashionably late while forgetting one small detail: She's merely a D-list camera whore and not the editor of Vogue.
Anyway, later in the evening Lindsay was spotted doing what does best--walking to a exclusive club (VIP Room) to get wasted and have Drunken Sugar Daddy Sex.
