Bastardly Don't Likes
Ugly Dress Award: Branka Katic @ "Public Enemies" L.A. Premiere
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Damn, look at those shoulder pads! I didn't know they made shit like this anymore.
Anyway, here's more info on Branka:
Branka Katić (Serbian Cyrillic: Бранка Катић) is a Serbian actress. Her film appearances include Black Cat, White Cat and Im Juli. Her television work includes playing Tatiana Taylor, second wife of Barry Taylor in Auf Wiedersehen Pet, a story arc on the HBO series Big Love, as Ana, Bill Henrickson's brief fourth-wife, and Entourage, as Nika Marx, the producer's wife in the episode "The Prince's Bride." [Source]
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Does Megan Fox's Disappointing Toga Foreshadow Something Bad?
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIf you go purely on reviews, then you'll probably never watch "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," but that's the thing about modern-day action flicks: They aren't supposed to be great movies.
Regardless, just for cheap giggles, let's hit a few excerpts from movie reviews floating around:
THE GOOD
Fox's cleavage is the only camera object that catches Bay's attention for more than a millisecond. (Chicago Tribune)
Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)
It is unapologetic about delivering what it promises. Bigger battles. Massive explosions. Megan Fox looking hot. (Premiere)
The sequence serves no real purpose beyond dazzle for dazzle's sake, but when you're watching it, that's purpose enough. (Entertainment Weekly)
THE BAD/UGLY
This Transformers is a pile of glittering junk. (WSJ)
Dazzles the eye, numbs the mind and may cause deafness in some cases. Did I mention to bring along some Excedrin? (NY Post)
Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)
2 1/2 hours of tumescence disguised as a motion picture. (Boston Globe)
CONCLUSION
So yeah, if you love Megan Fox & enjoy larger-than-life action movies w/ no definite plot, this movie is made for you!
What The Hell Is Skylar Kolour Wearing?
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsSnapped alongside Jesse Lewis at club 'Social' which featured a special performance by Lady Gaga.
Ok, ok, better question: Who the fuck is Skylar Kolour? This comes from her Myspace:
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..SKYLAR KOLOUR is from cincinnati,oh. now residing in los angeles,ca... a pop artist but not a boxed artist. i tap into all genres of music but expressing them through pop music. ((popular music- music that all audiences can relate to!)) pop/hip hop -- pop/soul-- pop/reggae and my favorite pop/rock. i love guitars of any sort.. i started out, writing stories, theactrical plays and joggling poetry all while working as a successful child model for 7 years.. (read the "about me" blog for the details) i write all my own material (no help) not saying that i'm not open to other writers but so far it's just been kolour by herself. i also design majority of all of my clothing & accessories...everything! I act and screen write as well. read the blog suga's...u'll love me. i pinky swear... ALL PRODUCERS, WRITERS,ARTIST, NO MATTER WHAT UR STYLE IS PLEASE CONTACT ME.
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Petra Nemcova Smoking Major Fashion Crack @ D&G Show in Milan
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped the Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2009 show during the Milan Fashion Week.At least this is better than Petra's recent "bangs phase," right?!
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Ugly Dress Alert! Solange Knowles @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
You would think some of Solange's close friends would tell her to choose a normal dress after what she wore to Fashion Rocks 2008 this past Friday in NYC, but obviously that wasn't the case.MORE: Listen to latest tunes from Solange's new album, Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams on her official website.
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Is Mariah Carey Wearing Mom-Hot Pants?!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Mariah Carey Booed By Angry Fans For Leaving Early At Autograph Signing
Mariah Carey had her fans fuming after she showed up two hours late at a scheduled autograph signing event and then left early.
The fans booed the "diva" after she had them wait for her to meet her and then decided to go home even though the autograph signing wasn't finished yet.
Carey, 38, was promoting her new album "E=MC2" at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles. She had promised the first 1,000 devotees who bought her CD a guaranteed meet and greet but after showing up two hours late to the fans who waited eight hours to meet her, she then stopped signing and "went home." [AHN]
Bastardly Fashion Don'ts: Gottex NY Spring/Summer 2008 Fashion Show
Thursday, October 25th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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