Jessica Biel
LAX TRAGEDY! JESSICA BIEL. LUGGAGE. FALLS. ON. GROUND.
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOur ground team is still digging for clues to what was in the bag and how badly the bag got scratched. We're assuming it was a designer bag which costs upwards of 4-5,000 dollars. Jessica refused to answer any questions as she and her female companion quickly walked away.
Shocked travelers standing curbside were interviewed about the incident, but no one could recall any distinctive sounds. One man simply asked, "Where's Justin? Why isn't he here to help?" Calls to JT's agent have gone answered.

Jessica Biel @ Wild Animal Sanctuary Benefit in Beverly Hills
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Biel did kinda show-off her legs but definitely she should've worn a dress... you know, something that would show off her tight round booty!In other Jessica Biel news, looks like JT is about to dump her and get Megan Fox on speed dial. Word is that things aren't good between the two. However, it's really just speculation but we like to blow out of proportion any news source. This "close source had the following things to say:
“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot.
“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.
“All his friends think she’s really annoying. She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.” Source
Ouch.
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Monday, June 22nd, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Justin Timberlake recently took a blow to his ego when Jessica Biel beat him at golf. In fact, he says he'll never play with her again. What a pussy. Anyways, the point of this post was to show off Jessica's booty but these don't compare to her Ass Tribute post.The Sexy Back singer who is a keen player of the sport and even owns his own golf course was beaten by Biel who is a novice, reported Contactmusic.
"Jessica just joined his course, Brentwood Country Club, but he prefers not to play with her since she's gotten so good. It's too bad because he got her into golf in the first place," Source
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Jessica Biel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, June 11th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

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Friday, June 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt appears Jessica Biel is back in NYC from walking her dog in Los Angeles. Let's hope weather in the north east finally clears up (it's fucking June 5th, damn it!) so Jessica & rest of the Bastardly Hottie Community can bump the jeans for some daisy dukes & bikini bottoms! Ow!
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Thursday, May 28th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Well, Jessica Biel isn't wearing those William Rast jeans today but still catches our attention.Did you know that Jessica will be singing in the movie, Easy Virtue? I know, right, like what the fuck? Well, she recently talked about her start in musicals.
"I know nobody really knows this about me, but I really started in musical theater doing Annie and The Sound of Music. I wanted to be Whitney Houston. That was my dream." Jessica Biel compared to Whitney Houston? We don't think so. Jessica didn't let Justin partake in the recording of her song and says, "I was totally embarrassed. I didn't want him to have any part of it. I was sort of doing it on my own." Source
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Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Biel Wears William Rast Denim!!!
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comI know right, big surprise that Jessica Biel wears William Rast clothing seeing that it's Justin Timberlake's clothing. Oh yeah, sure JT's best friend, Trace Ayala, is supposedly co-owner but really, who do you think is the one that bank rolled the entire project? Not Trace with his salary as JT's assistant (bitch).
UPDATE: More booty shots... err, I mean, shots of those awesome William Rast jeans!
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Who Has The Best Celebrity Bikini Ass Pic... When Bent Over? Ow!
Thursday, May 14th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

With summer right around the corner, why not waste precious office time checking out chicks bent over in their bikini bottoms? Anyway, with the help of the Internet, as well as our massive archive of bikini pics, we've compiled a delicious post for you bastards to feast on for the rest of the day (and probably years to come).
Remember, before laying down your top five picks, please take a few minutes to consider various angles, tightness, meaty-ness, and of course, bite-ability, pinch-ability, & slap-ability factors.
Have fun!
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Jessica Biel Lookin' Beautiful @ "Easy Virtue" Screening in NYC
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Normally, the only thing going for Jessica Biel is her juicy booty, but surprisingly she's looking absolutely beautiful in these pics. It's hard for a girl to be pretty much all covered up and still glow on Bastardly---but that still doesn't mean J.T. shouldn't replace her ass with Megan Fox!
Anyway, these were snapped last night @ the "Easy Virtue" screening held at the AMC Loews in NYC's Flatiron District. Here's more about the film, which has J. Biel in the starring role:
Easy Virtue is a social comedy in which a glamorous American widow, Larita, impetuously marries a young Englishman, John, in the South of France. When they return to England to meet his parents; his mother, Mrs Whittaker, takes a strong dislike to their new daughter-in-law, while his father, Jim, finds something of a kindred spirit. Family tensions escalate until finally Larita is forced to take firm action. [Source]
And, here's the trailer:
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Jessica Biel @ 2th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comThis event was held this past weekend in NYC.
Again, these were supposed to be posted last weekend, but server issues kept us from getting to them. Anyway, since the walk this past weekend, Jessica & temporary boyfriend Justin Timberlake attended the 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit.
Earlier this morning: Bastardly Booty Rating: Jessica Biel Ass Picture Tribute





















