Olsen Monkeys
Even More Red Carpet Ladies @ Met Costume Institute Gala 2012
Tuesday, May 8th, 2012 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: WENNPictured: Carey Mulligan, Elizabeth Banks, Paula Patton, Poppy Delevigne
Okay, now I think you've had enough of these posts, right? Once again, the 2012 Met Costume Institute Gala took place last night in NYC and as you can see a lot of ladies were invited. Actually, there are a bunch that we missed considering we've flooded the site with post after post of attendees. We can say that this is the last one but that's probably not true. Once again, check out the rest of our coverage in the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala category.
Photo Credit: WENNPictured: Milla Jovovich, Leslie Mann, January Jones, Amber Valletta
Photo Credit: WENNPictured: Renee Zellweger, Marion Cotillard, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kirsten Dunst
BREAKING!! Ashley Olsen Smokes While Showing Off Her Designer Umbrella!
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were recently snapped in Los Angeles.God damn, the Olsen Twins' obscene amount of wealth never ceases to amaze me!
Granted, it's a very nice coat, but who the hell decides to wear a fur coat when the forecast has rain for the next 10 days? I guess they don't own any designer raincoats (yet). Plus, when you have a $800 umbrella, who gives a shit, right? I'm pretty sure her umbrella has a special button that turns into a NYC-sized studio so that she can wait out the rain without, God forbid, getting wet.
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Ashley Olsen Tried To Hide From The Cameras in NYC
Friday, April 2nd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe Olsen Twins have their own jewelry line, Elizabeth & James. Previously they launched the line with the help of jewelry designer Robert Lee Morris but have since dropped him and decided to design the jewelry themselves. Their designs hit stores for Fall 2010. Source
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Olsen Twins Continue Smoking Crack @ 2010 ELLE Style Awards
Thursday, February 25th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOops! These were supposed to go up earlier in the week w/ the other sets from the Elle Style Awards, but the twins got shafted--no offense to them, of course. They've always been a great source of comedy over the years, so I hope you guys enjoy...
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Ashley Olsen Lookin' Creepy @ 2010 Art Of Elysium Gala
Monday, January 18th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, was she trying to look dead or does Ash need to overpay for another makeup artist?
Caption This! (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen @ "Nine" NYC Premiere)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan you believe it? The Olsen twins are 23! God damn I feel really old right now.
But anyway, don't these two look like two cute lil' baby monkeys?
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Ashley Olsen vs. Mary-Kate Olsen @ "The Hangover" Premiere
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comThe Olsen Twins showed up for the premiere of The Hangover. Mary-Kate seems to be the one that has really branched out and gone on her own acting career as she appeared in the 2008 film, The Wackness along with an episode of Samantha Who?. In 2009 she's set to appear in Beastly, also starring Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley on the other hand isn't acting but focusing on being a fashion designer.
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Mary-Kate Olsen @ Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I didn't know but Mary-Kate Olsen was rumored to be pregnant last year with current boyfriend, Nate Lowman (who?). Anyway, obviously, she's not and here's what the Wiki said about her current project.
Her latest project is a line in collaboration with celebrity stylists Jane Magnitude and Fred Holston, who have worked with designers such as Marc Jacobs, Balenciaga, and Christian Louboutin in the past. The exact details have not been announced, but much buzz has been surrounding the trio's up coming line.
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Launch Their Book "Influence"
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
So "Influence" is a book that the Olsen Twins wrote focusing on people who have influenced them in their lives. Boring. Why don't they write a tell-all about how much of a horny bastard Bob Saget is? Or talk about cocaine and anorexia? Couldn't they take a cue from Madonna's "Sex" when creating a coffee table book? This has failure written all over it.Mary-Kate Olsen Owns Those Gladiator Sandals Too!
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Model Inspiring Mary-Kate Olsen to Ban Booze and Get Healthy?Mary-Kate Olsen has been spending a lot of time with high-fashion model Jessica Stam, and apparently the Canadian-born blonde has been a positive influence on the once-troubled twin's road to a full recovery from years of weight and health woes.
“I’ve never seen her [Mary-Kate] in such good spirits, and she didn’t look anything like her old emaciated self,” an eyewitness told Pop Tarts, adding that the “Weeds” actress refused even a drop of alcohol. She reportedly stuck totally to Snapple antioxidant water, which is believed to be another positive influence that the health-conscious Stam has had on her famous friend. FOX News



















