Olsen Monkeys
Ashley Olsen Lookin' Creepy @ 2010 Art Of Elysium Gala
Monday, January 18th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, was she trying to look dead or does Ash need to overpay for another makeup artist?
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Caption This! (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen @ "Nine" NYC Premiere)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan you believe it? The Olsen twins are 23! God damn I feel really old right now.
But anyway, don't these two look like two cute lil' baby monkeys?
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Ashley Olsen vs. Mary-Kate Olsen @ "The Hangover" Premiere
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comThe Olsen Twins showed up for the premiere of The Hangover. Mary-Kate seems to be the one that has really branched out and gone on her own acting career as she appeared in the 2008 film, The Wackness along with an episode of Samantha Who?. In 2009 she's set to appear in Beastly, also starring Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley on the other hand isn't acting but focusing on being a fashion designer.
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Mary-Kate Olsen @ Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
I didn't know but Mary-Kate Olsen was rumored to be pregnant last year with current boyfriend, Nate Lowman (who?). Anyway, obviously, she's not and here's what the Wiki said about her current project.
Her latest project is a line in collaboration with celebrity stylists Jane Magnitude and Fred Holston, who have worked with designers such as Marc Jacobs, Balenciaga, and Christian Louboutin in the past. The exact details have not been announced, but much buzz has been surrounding the trio's up coming line.
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Launch Their Book "Influence"
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
So "Influence" is a book that the Olsen Twins wrote focusing on people who have influenced them in their lives. Boring. Why don't they write a tell-all about how much of a horny bastard Bob Saget is? Or talk about cocaine and anorexia? Couldn't they take a cue from Madonna's "Sex" when creating a coffee table book? This has failure written all over it.Mary-Kate Olsen Owns Those Gladiator Sandals Too!
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Model Inspiring Mary-Kate Olsen to Ban Booze and Get Healthy?Mary-Kate Olsen has been spending a lot of time with high-fashion model Jessica Stam, and apparently the Canadian-born blonde has been a positive influence on the once-troubled twin's road to a full recovery from years of weight and health woes.
“I’ve never seen her [Mary-Kate] in such good spirits, and she didn’t look anything like her old emaciated self,” an eyewitness told Pop Tarts, adding that the “Weeds” actress refused even a drop of alcohol. She reportedly stuck totally to Snapple antioxidant water, which is believed to be another positive influence that the health-conscious Stam has had on her famous friend. FOX News
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Jedi Knight Mary-Kate Olsen @ The Wackness Screening
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
MK Olsen is proof that a shit load of money can't make you look hot. It's really, really sad, but it's true.
Here's the Wackness trailer:
Ashley Olsen @ "Sex And The City" NYC Premiere
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The Olsen Twins @ MET's Costume Institute Gala
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
A rumor floating around goes like this: People in the know are claiming that Ashley Olsen is keeping Mary-Kate drugged up so that she can take more control of the Olsen Empire. Millions are @ stake and greed is apparently responsible for Mary-Kate's painful downfall...
Anyone know more details?
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Mary-Kate Olsen @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Monday, May 5th, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Mary-Kate Olsen never ceases to amaze me with how horrible she can look. I have a feeling that she's so far ahead of the fashion curve that the general population simply can't comprehend what she's attempting to accomplish, so they resort to childish bashing.
So, w/out further do-do, let the childish bashing commence...
