Paris Hilton
Paris & Nicky Hilton @ Jimmy Choo & H&M Event
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinReports were that Paris Hilton got Doug Reinhardt got into a physical argument on Halloween.... probably because she made him dress like a complete fool as the tooth fairy. Anyways, Paris' rep released a statement to say that it's been blown out of proportion.
"Doug had thrown Paris' phone to a friend inside the car and it went out of the window by accident. Paris was annoyed with Doug because she was afraid that the paparazzi would get her phone. There was never a choking incident. The photographs show Doug asking Paris not to go back outside and to calm down." Source
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Paris Hilton Wore Her Skanky Dorothy Costume To Jimmy Kimmel
Saturday, October 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I know no one gives a shit about this chick, so we'll keep this short. Usually her interviews are funny, so here's a clip from last night's show:
And, for those of you who sat through the first part, here's the second half...
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Paris Hilton @ 35th Anniversary Celebration of Hello Kitty
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Amongst the string of Hollywood robberies that included Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton is grateful that the LAPD caught the group responsible and retreived the $2 million in jewelry that was stolen.According to her publicist, Dawn Miller:
‘She went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings,'
‘She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewellery was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help.' Source
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Paris Hilton @ Sunglasses & Swimwear Collection Launch in Las Vegas
Monday, October 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Paris Hilton is working on a second album, yes, really. She sneaked that comment to remind us as she tweeted about her adoration for Kylie Minogue."I'm so excited that Kylie Minogue is having a US Tour!"
"I love her! She is so beautiful and talented and such an inspiration for my new album." Source
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Paris Hilton Plays With Stingray! Did Not Get Stung!!!
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Paris Hilton is still on vacation in Bora Bora with Doug Reinhardt and this time she decided to jump in the ocean with the stingrays. There were also sharks and to the dismay of all, she survived the experience.“Paris looked like a goddess as she jumped into the ocean. She seemed a little apprehensive at first with the sharks and stingrays swimming around the boat. But after some deliberation Paris threw caution to the wind and just went for it and jumped into the sea. She really is fearless.” Source
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Paris Hilton Bikini Pics From Fiji! Infects South Pacific!!!
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Yup, they're back on... Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Doug decided to woo Paris by taking her on a romantic getaway to Wadigi island in Fiji. An advisory has been issued to everyone to stay out of South Pacific waters due to contamination from Paris.. and Doug.
"Fiji is truly one of the most amazing places in the world," Reinhardt wrote on Twitter. "Wadigi island in Fiji the perfect romantic getaway so private and beautiful."
Adds Hilton, "Love Wadigi Island, had the most incredible stay. It is true Paradise, so beautiful and private. It's the perfect place to vacation." Source
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Paris Hilton @ "Paris Not France" Screening in L.A.
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

You know all you bastards are gonna take 68-minutes out of your lives to watch this documentary! Go Paris!!
Here's the official plot: “PARIS, NOT FRANCE provides an intimate and provocative look at the world’s first new media star - Paris Hilton. Shot in London, New York, Tokyo, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, the film explores the business of being Paris Hilton, and the human being that lies beneath the public persona. Adria Petty’s documentary attempts to explore how the Paris phenomenon came to be, and how it defines this moment in culture. With additional commentary from the Hilton family, friends and media experts ranging from Donald Trump, Camille Paglia, Jeff Vespa of WireImage, Richard Johnson of Page Six and more, the film poses the ultimate questions - What is so fascinating about Paris Hilton? And why are we such a celebrity obsessed culture? “
Paris Hilton & The Upskirt Photographer in West Hollywood
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Pretty bold move on the part of the dude but I guess Paris Hilton is used to it and it's not like we've not seen what's underneath before.
Paris Hilton is currently on trial for her supposed breach on contract on not promoting her movie, Pledge This!. While in court, looks like she's flirting it up with Judge Federico Moreno.
There was more fun to be had when Hilton had to explain to the judge what the title of her show "My New BFF" meant. After Paris explained that BFF stood for "best friend forever," Moreno joked, "This will be my best case forever."
Without missing a beat, Hilton replied, "You're my best judge forever." Source

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Caption This! (Paris Hilton Gives Poor Dolphin STD Edition)
Monday, June 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

As you guys know, Paris Hilton is currently promoting the Middle East version of her stupid BFF show in Dubai. While in the city, Paris is taking time of sexing up obscenely rich Arab men to infect various beaches, swimming pools at luxury hotels, and, in this particular case, cute & harmless dolphins, so if you're traveling through the region, be extremely wary. We advise, at the very minimum, saran wrapping your entire body before going for a dip...

Here are two other captioned pics...
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Paris Hilton: Bikini Pics From Dubai! Infects The Persian Gulf!!!
Friday, June 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Paris Hilton is in Dubai to promote the Middle East version of her stupid BFF show. This means there won't be drinking or swearing like her previous LA and London versions.
"I wanted to know everything about this place first because I wanted to make sure everything was OK," the hotel heiress was quoted as saying by The National newspaper Thursday. "I just want to respect everyone here."
"I expect to learn a lot here. It's a completely different world," Source






















