Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Read The Top Ten List on David Letterman Last Night
Thursday, February 4th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHere's Paris Hilton camera-whoring on Dave...
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Caption This! (What Did Doug Reinhardt Tell The Black Dude About Paris?)
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped at the Paris Hilton-hosted party to promote her new website ParisHilton.com. The party was held at the Vanity Nightclub @ the Hard Rock in Vegas.
And, what the fuck is Doug Reinhardt doing still dating Paris Hilton. Any interesting theories out there?
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Paris Hilton Promotes Her 'Siren' Fragrance at Macy's
Friday, December 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJust because Paris Hilton said "we'll see what happens" when asked if Doug Reinhardt would be proposing to her possibly over the holidays, that makes a news headline. Source
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Paris Hilton Launches The Paris Hilton Hair & Beauty Line
Thursday, November 19th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinParis Hilton launched her beauty line at the Thompson Hotel along with her family. Anyways, Paris says she's not jealous of Kim Kardashian and is quoted to "wish her the best". Doug Reinhardt added the whole, "Just look at her (Paris)!" comment... douche. Source
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Paris & Nicky Hilton @ Jimmy Choo & H&M Event
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinReports were that Paris Hilton got Doug Reinhardt got into a physical argument on Halloween.... probably because she made him dress like a complete fool as the tooth fairy. Anyways, Paris' rep released a statement to say that it's been blown out of proportion.
"Doug had thrown Paris' phone to a friend inside the car and it went out of the window by accident. Paris was annoyed with Doug because she was afraid that the paparazzi would get her phone. There was never a choking incident. The photographs show Doug asking Paris not to go back outside and to calm down." Source
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Paris Hilton Wore Her Skanky Dorothy Costume To Jimmy Kimmel
Saturday, October 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I know no one gives a shit about this chick, so we'll keep this short. Usually her interviews are funny, so here's a clip from last night's show:
And, for those of you who sat through the first part, here's the second half...
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Paris Hilton @ 35th Anniversary Celebration of Hello Kitty
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Amongst the string of Hollywood robberies that included Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton is grateful that the LAPD caught the group responsible and retreived the $2 million in jewelry that was stolen.According to her publicist, Dawn Miller:
‘She went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings,'
‘She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewellery was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help.' Source
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Paris Hilton @ Sunglasses & Swimwear Collection Launch in Las Vegas
Monday, October 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Paris Hilton is working on a second album, yes, really. She sneaked that comment to remind us as she tweeted about her adoration for Kylie Minogue."I'm so excited that Kylie Minogue is having a US Tour!"
"I love her! She is so beautiful and talented and such an inspiration for my new album." Source
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Paris Hilton Plays With Stingray! Did Not Get Stung!!!
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Paris Hilton is still on vacation in Bora Bora with Doug Reinhardt and this time she decided to jump in the ocean with the stingrays. There were also sharks and to the dismay of all, she survived the experience.“Paris looked like a goddess as she jumped into the ocean. She seemed a little apprehensive at first with the sharks and stingrays swimming around the boat. But after some deliberation Paris threw caution to the wind and just went for it and jumped into the sea. She really is fearless.” Source
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Paris Hilton Bikini Pics From Fiji! Infects South Pacific!!!
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Yup, they're back on... Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Doug decided to woo Paris by taking her on a romantic getaway to Wadigi island in Fiji. An advisory has been issued to everyone to stay out of South Pacific waters due to contamination from Paris.. and Doug.
"Fiji is truly one of the most amazing places in the world," Reinhardt wrote on Twitter. "Wadigi island in Fiji the perfect romantic getaway so private and beautiful."
Adds Hilton, "Love Wadigi Island, had the most incredible stay. It is true Paradise, so beautiful and private. It's the perfect place to vacation." Source






















