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Jordan Carver: Germany's Answer To Christina Hendricks
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped over the weekend (Saturday, Jan. 18) as German model Jordan Carver left nothing to the imagination as she left Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills wearing a red dress that showcased her obscenely giant rack. I know Jordan's catering to a very niche market of dudes, so this goes out to all you bastards...
Here's more form Adult Wiki:
Jordan Carver JC is a Californian-based international glamour model. Actually, she is of Italian ancestry, but was born in Germany, and that is her second home country. She was born on 01.30.1986 and grew up in a little town. A couple of years ago she decided to go for a more creative job: the model business. At February 2010 she initiated her own website.
Jordan herself says: "Actually, it is the best time in my life! I can realize and live my greatest dreams! I can work as a model, which is my first passion. Furthermore I can travel and discover the different cultures in the world. Certainly I can produce exciting stuff for my site."
All rumors about her living in a lesbian relationship are fictitious. This claim is based on the fact that she is single for a long time. (Added by JC Media)
Jordan says about it: Yeah, show me a man who does not burst with jealousy when I admired every day of 1000 men. My job and a happy relationship do not match. Someday I will find the right man and than he will be my priority." [Read more]
To learn more about Jordan Carver, visit her official website.
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BREAKING! Amy Childs Hits 'This Morning' TV Show in London!
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThe former star of "The Only Way Is Essex" (popular British TV show), made an appearance on "This Morning" for her weekly fashion segment in which she discusses beauty and interviews people about their beauty tips. It's basically a cushy gig to help Amy promote herself & her various assets (legs, huge rack, lips, etc.) to prospective sugar daddies looking for a playtime partner. I say she'll quit as soon as she can bag someone...
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Celebrity Kicks: Nicole Richie Rocks ZigTech; Rose McGowan in New Balance!
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FAME PicturesIt's honestly very painful to see Rose McGowan working so hard to sneak out smile for the cameras. Obviously she was unsuccessful thanks mainly to all those scrumptious botox injections. Anyway, both ladies were out & about Studio City yesterday afternoon getting in their daily workouts.
Photo Credit: FAME Pictures
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L.A: BREAKING!! Rose McGowan Tried To Smile Following Dinner!
Thursday, November 24th, 2011 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsThese were snapped last night as "Charmed" actress Rose McGowan was seen leaving celeb-favorite Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood. Her latest project is the upcoming indie project "Tell Tale Heart,"
"Charmed" actress Rose McGowan leaving Dan Tana's restaurant. Rose is currently filming an indie flick titled "The Tell-Tale Heart," which is directed by John La Tier & stars Patrick John Flueger and Peter Bogdanovich. From IMDb: "A haunting account of a tormented man who continually re-admits himself into a halfway house, in a futile attempt to escape a spiral into madness. Based on Edgar Allan Poe's, The Tell-Tale Heart."
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London: Lauren Pope Redefining Red Carpet Skankiness @ "Twlight" Premiere
Thursday, November 17th, 2011 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; FAME PicturesWe're still trying to confirm whether these are multiple wax figures in different poses or a living, breathing human being named Lauren Pope? Whatever the case, the pics were snapped last night at the UK premiere of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1," which hits theaters worldwide tomorrow (or tonight at 12:01AM, if you're crazy). For those of you bastards who don't know much about Lauren, here's more juice:
Lauren "Popey" Pope (born 29 September 1983) is an English glamour model, disc Jockey, music producer and entrepreneur. She appears in the ITV2 show The Only Way is Essex.
Lauren Pope was in a relationship with The Only Way is Essex co-star Kirk Norcross until September 2011. They decided to split after spending so much time together that they even had the same nosejob. [Source]
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NYC: Adriana Lima Seen Leaving Plastic Surgeon Richard Westreich's Office!
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsWe should have mentioned in our earlier post about Adri coming clean about her dietary secrets that the Victoria's Secret Angel was spotted leaving leaving Dr. Richard W. Westreich's offices in NYC. The dude is a renowned facial plastic surgeon specialist in the city, so is it safe to assume that Adri's at least considering to get some work done?! It's tragic news, but when you're in the business of looking hot in undies, you gotta do what you gotta do!
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EXCLUSIVE!! Madonna Wax Figure Revealed At Venice Film Festival!
Thursday, September 1st, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineVisit the "W.E." Official website!
My God, just looking at her smile, you can kinda tell she's in extreme pain or maybe she had one of her slaves give her I.V. sedation back at her Venice hotel? Whatever the case, I don't know what's worse: Watching a woman attempt to unsuccessfully defy the natural process of aging or the fact that she's actually eating up all the flattering bullshit that members of her hired entourage are constantly blowing up her ass.
Anyway, Madge is in town promoting her second-ever film "W.E.," which she wrote and directed. The roughly $35 million docu-film stars Abbie Cornish, Oscar Isaac, Richard Coyle, James D'Arcy and Andrea Riseborough.
Here's more about the movie:
W.E tells the story of two fragile but determined women - Wally Winthrop (Abbie Cornish) and Wallis Simpson - separated by more than six decades. In 1998, lonely New Yorker Winthrop is obsessed with what she perceives as the ultimate love story: King Edward VIII's abdication of the British throne for the woman he loved, American divorcee Wallis Simpson. But Winthrop's research, including several visits to the Sotheby's auction of the Windsor Estate, reveals that the couple's life together was not as perfect as she thought. Weaving back and forth in time, the film intertwines Wally's journey of discovery in New York with the story of Wallis (Andrea Riseborough) and Edward (James D'Arcy), from the glamorous early days of their romance to the slow unraveling of their lives in the decades that followed.[1] [Source]
The film will hit theaters in the U.S. December 9, so let's see if it has any chance at the Oscars!
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Victoria Silvstedt & Her Sugar Daddy Enjoy A Vacation in Porto Cervo, Italy!
Thursday, August 25th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FAME PicturesThese were snapped yesterday afternoon as Victoria's Silvstedt & her longtime boyfriend Maurice Dabbah were enjoying yet another vacation---this time in Porto Cervo, Sardinia.
Let's admit it, the dude might be short, but from the looks of things, he's the perfect swimming pool motor boating height! What more can a normal-looking, rich dude ask for in life? Sure he can bag a younger chick, but why ruin a stable relationship with a woman who fully understands the sugar daddy lifestyle? I'm pretty sure Victoria even lets him sleep around when he's getting bored or feeling adventurous, but the benefits of keep financial strings attached far outweigh the dramatic bullshit that come with a breakup.
Considering these two call Monte Carlo home, I'm really not surprised at the fact that their life is a constant vacation. When you own a yacht & surrounded by such beautiful destinations, you gotta enjoy life, damn it!
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Audrina Patridge Films "Bikini Convo" Scene For Her New Reality Show
Monday, March 7th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThe were snapped yesterday as Audrina walked on Palm Beach, Florida filming scenes for her upcoming VH1 reality show. Her new soon-to-be Emmy Awarding series will chronicle how the former "Hills" star balances fame & family life to earn cold-hard cash. Getting excited yet?
The show is rumored to star her mother Lynn, father Mark, as well as Aud's three siblings, who're probably also blinded by their sister's fame & fortune. Last year she told Us Weekly quite simply that "It's a reality show about me and my family. Everything that people ever wondered about me, they'll now get to see." That doesn't sound pretentious at all. Judging by how the Kardashian have pretty taken over reality TV, we're sure Audrina will carve out her niche & go on to create shitty television for years & years to come. Congrats to Audrina & her team!
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Morning Butta: Lauren Sanchez @ 2010 ESPY Awards
Friday, July 16th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple night back in L.A.. More pics from the event here.
I don't know what kind of crack I was smoking back in 2005, but thankfully, we all change over time...right?!
I don't know if this woman has that natural "I just stepped out of plastic surgeon's office" face or whether she's actually addicted to plastic surgery? Anybody wanna fill us in? If it helps, she'll hit 41 this December.



















