Scandalicious

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
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Here's what a bystander saw...

"My brother saw the whole incident," one fan at the book store told the BBC. "He (the attacker) walked up there with the book, she signed it and, as she looked up, he just punched her."[Source]

Right after getting punched, Leona was seen running away with her hands over her face. The 29-year old dude responsible for the assault was escorted away by London police.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

What exactly compels a dude to physically abuse a celebrity at an innocent book signing? Maybe Leona messed up the autograph in some way or it's possible the dude getting the autograph was a disgruntled stalker who wanted more than just an autograph from helpless Leona. I'm pretty sure she's anxious to hit the talk show circuit to talk about the incident, as well as her new book.

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Earlier in the week they took a DNA sample & today we learn that police arrested 24-year old lab tech Raymond Clark III. We're not geniuses, but we're gonna assume something matched up & this is Annie Le's murderer.

Obviously, the burning question on everyone's mind at the moment is: Why did he do it? I know a lot of you people out there have thoughts of killing certain annoying co-workers, but thankfully, not many act on such insane thoughts. Since you're all Internet Investigative Reporters, I'm sure you'll have some insightful theories of your own, so sound off below!

Here some a couple quickies from our end:

1. Did Annie Le repeatedly stink up the microwave with her lunch? It's highly possible that after months of having to deal with the smell of homemade Asian food and months of having his own lunch tasting like Annie Le's lunch, Raymond Clark III took matters into his own hands.

2. Seeing how he was a lab tech who took care of the experiment animals Annie Le injected with foreign chemicals & later, brutally ripped apart (in the name of science, of course), she might have simply killed the wrong animal on that particular day and as a result, Raymond Clark III took matters into his own hands.

So, what's your take on this?

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As loyal followers of worthless news, most of you guys already know that Kourtney Kardashian is officially knocked up. You would've thought the Kardashians were a pro-choice family, but that's obviously not the case. Kourtney, the oldest Kardashian sister, is deciding to keep the child, whose daddy still remains anonymous. With so much money backing her up & Mexico just a couple hours away, the news that she didn't abort the baby is coming as a surprise to the public (especially the mysterious baby-daddy).

Sources close to the Kardashians (there are many of them, mind you) are claiming that Kourtney Kardashian is desperate for attention these days as her new show "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" is set to premiere on E! network on August 16th. It's nice to see that Kourtney took the high-road by getting some random dude to get her knocked up & create buzz for her upcoming show. It all sounds too bizarre to be true, but we wish Kourt & the baby (assuming there really is a baby) a healthy future.

RUMOR: Kim broke up with Reggie Bush b/c he was sleeping with Kourtney on the side? It's highly possible that the mysterious reason behind Kim breaking off her two year relationship with multi-millionaire NFL running back Reggie Bush was b/c he had unprotected drunken sex with her very own sister. How fucked up is that?!

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The DoSomething.org Party Celebrating The Power Of Youth.

We were treated with Vanessa Hugens leaked pics last week & this week Ashley Greene manages to hit it out of the park with her own set of pics in which she's proudly posing topless.

The "leaked" photos appear to be taken from a cell phone after Ashley got a lil' tipsy one night and decided to snap pics of her boobies. Were these taken to help Ash decide whether she needs a boobie upgrade or is she simply desperate for attention? What the fuck? Does she really need more money than the amount she's guaranteed with the series of "Twilight" flicks set to drop in theaters over the next few years.

I had plans to write an extra few lines about why celebrities don't simply delete scandalous pics after they take them, but let's admit it, the Internet would be so boring if the rich & famous didn't act impulsively and the horny whorebags of society didn't break privacy laws by stealing shit off cell phones. Props to Ashley & props to the bastard who worked his geeky magic and stole these pics.

Side note: We've included two sets of pics with this post: 1) Black outfit ones snapped at the DoSomething.org party held on Saturday & 2) White outfit pics snapped at last night's 2009 Teen Choice Award Show in L.A.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; 2009 Teen Choice Awards

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Ok, this has to be some sort of joke.

Almost exactly two years ago (about a month off), Vanessa Hudgens, with the help of her corporate-fueled P.R. department, mysteriously leaked nude pics of herself just weeks before Disney's "High School Musical 2" hit theaters. The movie went on to make millions.

Forward to 2009: Seeing how this time around Vanessa doesn't have any projects lined up, I'm suspecting foul play on the part of bastards who've presumably had these pics in their possession for a while. We're assuming these pics are fairly old b/c Vanessa's rocking a Motorola Razr in the pic below & those things went out of style back in '05.

To the benefit of dudes who're feeling guilty right now, it's also possible (although fairly unlikely) that Vanessa keeps an old Motorola Razr around just to snap nude pics of herself when she's in the bathroom b/c, let's admit it, who the hell wants to risk dropping their iPhone in the toilet?! (Take notes, all you famous girls looking to snap nude pics of yourselves in the bathroom!!)

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These were snapped earlier today.

I understand Brad Pitt's a family man these days with 30 kids, but as the saying goes, (just pulled this out of of my ass) "once a cheat, always a cheat!" He banged Angie while he was with Jennifer Aniston, so there's no reason he can't sex-up a hottie like Diane Kruger while Angie's preoccupied taking care of all the kids. With all the time that goes into taking care of 15 kids from around the globe, I'm pretty sure there are at least a few nights in a given week when Brad Pitt starts to feel lonely, so it's only natural that he satisfy his man-whore needs...

Anyway, here's the "Inglourious Basterds" trailer:

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These were snapped at the 2009 ESPY Awards last week.

First of all: Was it one of you bastards?

If so, please share your secrets about how you pulled it off. I know what happened was kinda fucked up, but you have to admit, it was fucking ingeniously executed! God damn!

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If it was just some other random chick in these pics, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt, since it's Eva Longoria, I'd have to say that she mixed something in Tony's drink to knock him out early in the evening & then had crazy "I'M-YOUR-SISTER-IN-LAW" sex with Pierre Parker. All you hick readers know what I'm talking about, right?

Anyway, these were snapped last night at a 23rd birthday party held for Tony's younger bro Pierre Parker at the ultra-lux VIP Room nightclub in Paris. Here's pic of the blinged out cake:
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The person calling in has yet to be identified, but it all sounds so weird. The voice is too calm for comfort, but you guys can speculate further...

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I don't know if any of you guys watched Perez Hilton's dramatic video statement in response to all the bullshit that unfolded at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto over the weekend, but I have to admit, it's the best example of a drama queen I can find anywhere on the net. It also succeeds in proving that Perez is a douche bag fame-whore who's on his way down.

Regardless of the drama, the Black Eyed Peas should be thankful for all the publicity b/c they currently hold the top two spots on Billboard 100 ("Boom Boom Pow" at #1, followed by "I Gotta Feeling").

Anyway, I know most of you don't give a shit about all this, but it will be very interesting to see how all this ends because it's more than obvious that both parties are very emotional and passionately hate each other. Is Perez gonna get jumped by a hired gun in the coming days & weeks? We can only hope so...

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