Stacy Keibler

Breaking! Stacy Keibler Not Looking Boring; Rocks A Bikini in Vegas!


These were snapped over the weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. More specifically, the bikini pics come from the Wet Republic Ultra Pool (where hot chicks hang out, drink & wait for rich dudes to pick them up) and the non-bikini come from Stacy's visit to the Tabu Ultra Lounge (where, also, hot chicks hang out, drink & wait for rich dudes to pick them up).

So, is it safe to assume that Stacy bagged a new agent in recent weeks? It's nice to see that she finally found someone who's actually aware of her only, albeit dwindling, asset: Her body. Now all he needs to do is convince this chick to exploit this asset while it's still an asset...

Anyway, normally when we see Stacy Keibler, she's either wearing jeans or a short dress and she's usually attending an event she has no business attending. For someone who hasn't had any worthwhile projects since she was on "Dancing with the Stars," (one of the hottest appearances ever, mind you) Stace finds herself attending a whole lot of random events.

We've suggested on numerous occasions that she perform career CPR on herself by doing Playboy, but she has chosen higher ground by remaining boring & completely irrelevant to the celebrity machine. She should be thankful for her great legs, but even those babies are falling victim to age. With world-class air-brushers on Playboy's payroll, it's still not too late for Stacey to shine...and earn a couple million bucks in the process (we're probably way overstating her value to Playboy).

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Stacy Keibler @ Matt Leinart Foundation Celebrity Bowl

Stacy Keibler really needs to pose for Playboy or get some acting gigs at this point of her career. It's been three years since she placed 3rd in Dancing With The Stars and yet she's still not parlayed her popularity on the show to much besides a Reebok commercial, a role in The Comebacks, and some appearances on ABC/ABC Family shows. Stacy, your window is all but closed, time to leak nude photos, a sextape, or just give Hef a call and tell him you're ready to cash in on your Playboy Trump Card.

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Stacy Keibler @ Reebok "EasyTone" Footwear Celebration


Surprisingly, if you recall, Leighton Meester also has an endorsement deal with Reebok... hmm, guess she's a little busy keeping out of the public eye with the reports of the Leighton Meester sextape video. By the way, we're still looking for a free download link for that!!!

Anyways, back to Stacy, now she's stayed out of trouble and really does wear Reebok for her workouts... though we've seen her sport some Nike also. Looks like we'll be seeing Stacy in another Reebok commercial in the future.

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Stacy Keibler @ Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration

Stacy Keibler comes in at #77 on the Hot 100 list this year. Her latest headline is leading the Preakness Parade of Lights in her hometown of Baltimore tonight. Otherwise, it doesn't look like she's got any films in the works for this year but still gets invited to everything.

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Stacy Keibler @ "I Love You, Man" L.A. Premiere

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Recently rumors were surfacing that Stacy Keibler is pregnant... lucky bastard boyfriend Geoff Stultz!!! I dunno folks, you folks sound off... she is wearing something non-tight..

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Stacy Keibler: FHM Australia, February 2009


These pics are one of the following:

1. Heavily airbrushed
2. Or, old pics taken back 5-6 years ago

Because, come on now, we know all know Stacy Keibler doesn't look like this anymore...

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Stacy Keibler @ Maxim Magazine Super Bowl XLIII Party

In our last Stacy Keibler post, we posed the question of whether she'd get a real job in 2009. I think she got the message loud and clear because she starting to do some personal marketing by flaunting her sexy legs both nights or partying in Tampa during Super Bowl weekend. I'm sure some execs must've taken notice because we did since she's had her boring moments. Let's hope that Stacy gets a gig on something other than ABC Family this year. If all else fails, Stacy, just get yourself in a bikini and we'll still continue to give you Bastardly love.

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Question: Will Stacey Keibler Actually Get A Real Job in 2009?


Stacey Keibler spent most of 2008 attending random events (movie premieres, product launches, club openings, magazine parties, etc, etc) in order to stay somewhat relevant to the horndogg community. After she ended her wrestling career as a Nitro Girl in WCW & following a short stint on Dancing with the Stars, Stacey Keibler is currently deep in hasbeen territory w/ a boyfriend who has a fat goatee. How much longer can Stacey's agent keep getting her invites to events?!

Anyway, for a sample of Stacey Keibler's best years, hit these:

Stacy Keibler: From Wrestling Stripper to Church Girl
MUST SEE!! Stacy Keibler Tugs The Rope Of Love In March 2006 Stuff Mag
Stacy Keibler has already won Dancing with the Stars

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Stacy Keibler @ Spike TV's 2008 Video Game Awards

Stacy Keibler needs to go back to the ways of flaunting her legs like those whorish WWE days. The suggestive lingerie WWE photoshoots and the world's greatest job of Stacy Keibler ass sculptor is what we really care about with her. And to think it's been 2 years since she did the sexy photoshoot in Stuff Magazine... but again, doesn't compare to the sexy whorish WWE photoshoots. We appreciate when Stacy shows off her sexy legs because there have been many times where she's come to events looking very boring; remember Stacy, you're sexy legs is why we give a shit about you, did you think it's your acting skills? I don't know what the hell she was thinking in these whorish looking photos , it's a big difference when you have a professional photographer and editors to make you even more sexy in Maxim. I know we've seen Stacy in a bikini so it begs to question how good those push-up bras she owns are when we think she's got cleavage.

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