Temporarily In Love
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Catwoman & Ghetto Batman
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

As a follow-up to ObeyYourGod's comment in yesterday's Khloe Kardashian Brings The Afternoon Links post.
I'd like to see Moe put up some of the pictures of Khloe in her skintight lycra catsuit and knee high boots from her night out on Halloween with Lamar. Khloe was gettin it done.
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Bikini Pics: Christina Ricci & New Boyfriend Curtis Buchanan in Miami!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsDefinitely not up to par w/ the recent flow of bikini pics coming of the Caribbean, but to Christina Ricci's credit, she's not an exotic Victoria's Secret lingerie model, but an A-List Hollywood actress.
The lovebirds were spotted showing off their regrettable tats in stylish Miami Beach. After spending most of the day having sex at their ultra-lux hotel, the couple decided to take the action to the Atlantic.
As most of you guys know, Christina Ricci called off her engagement to 'All's Faire in Love' co-star Benjamin Owen back in June, so major props to Curtis Buchanan for bagging Christina on the rebound. We're pretty sure he's more than enjoying his share of rebound sex over the past few weeks. The "Penelope" star is going through a very critical period in her life---you know, broken engagement, turning 30 in a few months, lack of new projects, etc, etc. Whatever happens in the weeks & months ahead, we only wish the best for Christina!
Photo Credit: Splash News
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Fashion Rating: Kelly Osbourne @ 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards
Monday, October 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly's pictured alongside her boyfriend Luke Howell.
Is it just me or did Kelly Osbourne lose a lot of weight? Whatever the case, I'm glad she cleaned up her look from this...
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Jennifer Love Hewitt @ TAO A& LAVO Anniversary Weekend in Vegas
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
Just last week there were rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy had split but quick to put out the fire was Jamie's reps saying they were made-up. The rumors came up when Perez Hilton claimed that he'd been cheating on Jennifer with his ex, Shannon Funk."This is a completely fabricated story made up by a disgruntled former employee, terminated for cause. Jamie and Jennifer are happy and still together." Source

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Shotgun Wedding: Khloe Kardashian Hit The Lottery With Lamar Odom!
Monday, September 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPHOTO.COMIt's confirmed: Khloe Kardashian is the most intelligent member of her family.
Believe it or not, but the biggest party in Hollywood this past weekend was Khloe Kardashian's shotgun wedding at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with LA Laker forward Lamar Odom. Everyone from Kobe to Kelly Osbourne to Ryan Seacrest to Luke Walton to Joe Francis attended the big bash!
If Kardashian family were a publicly traded company, the stock price would probably be close to its high right now (with a tremendous amount of download pressure created by millions of short traders betting that the family's painfully long 15-minutes of fame is coming to an end), so Khloe cashed in at the perfect time, in our opinion.
After dating Lamar Odom for just a month, Khloe refused to give it up like her other two sisters unless Lamar made it official. Having just signed a lucrative four-year deal worth up to $33 million on July 31st, Khloe's timing with the shotgun wedding was absolutely impeccable.
What the fuck is she hiding between those meaty thighs that made Lamar cave in so quickly? It's amazing. It's possible that the deal was sweetened with the inclusion of sex with sister Kim Kardashian from time to time, but that's still not confirmed. We're just trying to figure out why Lamar Odom would agree to marry a chick so quickly---especially a chick who's a member of the Kardashian family. Seriously, what the fuck?
Whatever the case, all this wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for Kim Kardashian releasing her sex tape a couple years back. Major props to her helping to create opportunities for entire family for generations to come! That's family, baby!
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Karolina Kurkova @ New Yorkers For Children Benefit
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped a couple nights back as Karolina & her current money-bags boyfriend arrived in support of the 10th Annual Fall Gala to benefit youth in foster care in New York City. From the looks of these pics, you just know Karolina is a total beast behind closed doors---you know, the type of beast who'll tie you to the bed and rip your body to shreds with just her well-trained Eastern European tongue! God D-d-d-d-daamn!!
Anyway, if you wanna earn some Positive Karma Points, you can show your support for the kids by hitting up this website.
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Is It That Time Of The Month For Kate Moss?
Monday, September 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped last night as Kate Moss left The Ivy restaurant in West London with her latest temporary boyfriend Jamie Hince, who from the looks of these pics, appears a tad annoyed at the papz---either that or he just realized he's dating a washed-up crackwhore, but definitely one of the other.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Monday, September 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinRemember those extremely photoshopped covers of Jennifer Love Hewitt for Shape Magazine? Well, here are a few quotes from her. Read and react... you know she's totally lying and is still very insecure about herself (i.e. fat booty photo).
“He’s inspired me to improve my diet,” she says of boyfriend Jamie Kennedy. “He has a salad with every meal, plus lots of fruit, fish, and vegetables.
“Last summer we were in Monaco. Every morning we ran for 40 minutes through the streets of Monte Carlo. It was an amazing way to see the city. Now when we travel, we try to explore the places by running.”
“I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like ‘You have really pretty eyes.’ That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It’s a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day.” Source
Breaking! Anne Hathaway Drank Fiji Water While Walking in SoHo!
Friday, August 28th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Anne walks around SoHo with actor Adam Shulman.Earlier this summer, Anne Hathaway appeared as Viola in the New York Shakespeare Festival's summer 2009 production of "Twelfth Night" at the Delacorte Theater in New York's Central Park.
Anne's next big project hits theaters next March when she appears in "Alice in Wonderland" alongside the one & only Johnny Depp! Here's the trailer:
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"Bisexual Freak Stripper" Amber Rose Bikini Pics From Miami! OW!
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comSo yeah, earlier today Kanye West and his freaky sex-toy Amber Rose were spotted catching some sun in Miami Beach. Amber took the outing as an opportunity to camera whore by A) suntanning topless and B) wearing a G-string bikini. Is it possible for a bikini outing to get any hotter? Let's hope Megan Fox is taking notes...
Anyway, by the looks of Kanye's facial expressions (and not to mention his middle finger), he's definitely not amused by the paparazzi snapping pics of his R&R session. No worries, though, the ballzy papz kept snapping away and I must admit, they bagged some pretty amazing shit in the process! It's not everyday we get to see some big, juicy booty rocking a G-string bikini, so major props to Amber Rose for showing all the white girls how it's done! Ow!
And, as a side note, if you guys haven't done so already, make sure you check out Complex's interview with Amber Rose. She's a very interesting character, to say the least. Here's an excerpt:
Complex: There’s constant chatter on the blogs about your sexual preference. Are you bisexual?
Amber Rose: Yeah, they label me a bisexual freak stripper that fucks Kanye on a daily basis. [Laughs.] You know: “Amber Rose, the fucking bisexual, dyke, freak, whatever the fuck.” To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality [laughs] but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish. I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and shit like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together. [Read more from the interview!]
Here's a video of the Complex shoot:
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