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LINKS: Red Carpet Supermodels @ 'Comopolis' Premiere, Cannes Film Festival
Friday, May 25th, 2012 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; WENNPictured: Doutzen Kroes, Anja Rubik & Natasha Poly
These were snapped earlier today at the "Cosmopolis" premiere at the 65th Cannes Film Festival.
- JWoWW Busts Out At Maxim’s Hot 100 [HollywoodTuna]
- Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already [The Superficial]
- Beyonce at work...tonight [Lainey's Gossip]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt “tested” her new boyfriend by treating him to a week long vacation [Celebitchy]
- Kelly Brook Won The Hell Out Of Cannes
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Rose McGowan’s Cleavage Saves Face [Popoholic]
-
Girls
The 20 Hottest Photos of Francesca Frigo [Heavy]
- Hottest Russian Models [Ranker]
- Is This Kristen Stewart Nude in On the Road of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Robert Pattinson Refused to Go Full Frontal in ‘Cosmopolis’ [The Blemish]
- No Love Lost Between Adam Lambert And Clay Aiken [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade [Dlisted]
- The One Where Nicole Kidman Pees on Zac Efron and We’re All Supposed to Cheer [Evil Beet]
- Alison Brie Was on "Conan" Last Night, Talking About Attending a "Nudist College" [Complex]
- TERESA GIUDICE STOPS BY THE GROVE TO PROMOTE HER NEW COOKBOOK [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris Hilton Riding Something Other Than A Penis! Good for her! [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian Nipple in Cannes of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron? [The Superficial]
- 5 Awesome Special Effects-Heavy TV Episodes to Get Ready You for "Game of Thrones'" "Blackwater" Episode
[Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Slight Nip Slip [Celeb Jihad]
- 6 Hot Chicks Give Us Their Do’s and Don’ts of Picking Up Girls at a Pool Party [BroBible]
- Jennifer Lawrence: Down Time In London [Lainey's Gossip]
- Reality TV/Porn Star Holly Henderson Because She Likes Attention [HollywoodTuna]
- Jenna Jameson Got A DUI [The Superficial]
- Petra Nemcova Makes A Red Hot Return [Popoholic]
- Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini in Cannes [Yeeeah!]
- Daisy Fuentes Old Lady Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Another Take On Aishwarya Rai Situation [Dlisted]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Celebrity Leftovers Bring The Morning Links!
Friday, May 25th, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Alyssa Campanella at Miss USA 2012 Welcome Event. Carly Rae Jepsen at Q102's Springle Ball. Jessica White at launch event for Grey Goose Cherry Noir. Rose McGowan at Nights In Monaco Gala Fundraiser.
- Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend [The Superficial]
- Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Porn Stars Now [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Cannibal Fish is the Stuff of Nightmares [Heavy]
- So What Has Brad From LFO Been Up To These Days? [Dlisted]
- Nadia Vieira in Her Underwear for Maxim [GCeleb]
- Marloes Horst Titties from a Photoshoot of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- A look at the Worst Parents of 2012 (so far...) [Ranker]
- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot [Lainey Gossip]
- Joseph Gordon Levitt’s new meathead look (for a movie): would you hit it? [Celebitchy]
- Courtney Macomb [Caveman Circus]
- Alexis Texas Fills Out A Bikini Nicely [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Silvia Dimitrova Got It Going On [TC Magazine]
- Jessica Alba on Her Sexy Roles: “I felt like I was being objectified” [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Levi Johnston Is Broke And “Confused About His Life” [Socialite Life]
- Paulina Gretzky is a Great One [Uncoached]
- Brooklyn Lee’s 19 Sexiest Twitpics [COED Magazine]
- MORE Girls of Survivor [Gunaxin]
- Miley Cyrus Tattoos Tour [CityRag]
- 13 Pictures For All The Introverts Out There [Ned Hardy]
- Bonnie Fught [Go Fug Yourself]
- Say hello to the uber cute Tanya Mityushina! [Brosome]
- Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Are ‘Trying to Work It Out’ [Celebrity Smack]
- Vanessa Hudgen's wedgie bending over [Upskt Celebs]
- Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out [Regretful Morning]
- Shark Eats Own Fin [EgoTV]
- Chloe Sevigny Naked Rockin’ a Fake Dick of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Steak Knife Massacre [Heavy]
- 5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool [Holytaco]
- The 10 best ‘Simpsons’ sports episodes of all time [Guyism]
- 32 Pictures Of Beautiful Babes On Bicycles [DJMICK]
- Dog Sleeps On Top Of Dog House [Video] [Mankind Unplugged]
- Hell Cops [Stickman Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Thursday, May 24th, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Shay Mitchell and Julianne Hough Gets Their Nails Done. Hofit Golan at Trashed And Mont Blanc Party at Cannes Film Festival. Dania Ramirez Hosts Chinese Laundry Wedge Run.
- Tara Reid Is All The Rage In Europe [The Superficial]
- Karolina Kurkova Knows What She Likes [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Alison Haislip [Heavy]
- Jim Parsons of The Big Bang Theory is gay[Dlisted]
- Julianna Guill Bikini and Nude Photos [GCeleb]
- Behati Prinsloo for Seafolly of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- The Hottest Girls On Glee [Ranker]
- Jennifer Lopez signs tv deal for Casper Smart on Oxygen [Lainey Gossip]
- 29 year-old Olympian Lolo Jones reveals she’s a virgin: not a big deal & too personal? [Celebitchy]
- Playboy Playmate Miss June 2012, Amelia Talon [Caveman Circus]
- Layla Ko Is Seriously Hot! [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- A dictator would pay good money to have her at his side. [TC Magazine]
- Kate Upton Is Back in a Bikini for Beach Bunny [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Robert Pattinson Almost Takes A Tumble At Cannes [Socialite Life]
- Rita Andrade Has No Substitutes [Uncoached]
- Barbara Palvin Makes Us Hungary For More [COED Magazine]
- Game of Thrones Sing-A-Long, Bitch [Gunaxin]
- Rent Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beach House [CityRag]
- 18 Great Ideas From The Internet [Ned Hardy]
- So Closely Played, Solange [Go Fug Yourself]
- Alyssa Miller will melt you into a puddle [Brosome]
- Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart Read ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ [Celebrity Smack]
- Audrina Patridge's bikini crotch [Upskt Celebs]
- Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out [Regretful Morning]
- Top 5 Key Points of Obama’s Afghanistan Exit Strategy [EgoTV]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisha Cuthbert [Heavy]
- 5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need to Retire [Holytaco]
- Sara Jean Underwood in one hell of a video [Guyism]
- 20 Pictures Of Sexy Women Smoking [DJMICK]
- Hot Chicks With Hot Abs [Mankind Unplugged]
- Hell Cops [Stickman Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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LINKS: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Still Happily in Love in Cannes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesKim continues to blow Kanye's hard-earned money, but he seems to be having the time of his life according to all the pics we've seen over the past couple weeks. The couple have hired a yacht while they enjoy the Cannes Film Festival. Did I mention how much my life sucks ass?
- Maria Menounos Sexy Booty Profile Shot [HollywoodTuna]
- Hey! Take Yo’ Gotdamn Shoes Off Before You Get On Diddy’s Boat [The Superficial]
- Madonna & Her Daughter: Born to be Material [Lainey's Gossip]
- The 20 Hottest Actresses Who Have Played Strippers [Ranker]
- Baz Luhrmann’s acid-trip trailer for ‘The Great Gatsby’ released: awful or interesting? [Celebitchy]
- Anne Hathaway’s New Catwoman Posters For “The Dark Knight Rises” Are Popoholic Approved [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Alison Haislip [Heavy]
- Megan Fox Is Having A Girl [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Will Smith Talks Reporter Slapping Incident On ‘Letterman’ [PHOTOS & VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Minka Kelly And Matthew McConaughey To Play Jackie Kennedy & JFK [Dlisted]
- Cameron Diaz Has a Drinking Problem [Evil Beet]
- Gallery: 10 Sexy Pictures of Supermodels on Yachts [Complex]
- HOT NEW INTERACTIVE TRAILER: ‘SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN’ [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tara Reid Update: Still drunk [Celebslam]
- Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Oh Great, ‘The Rules’ Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage [Jezebel]
- Love Is Stronger Than Death: 108 Reasons We Still Miss "Lost"
[Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Shows Epic Sideboob [Celeb Jihad]
- How to Pick Up Chicks at the Gym and a Fortune 500 CEO’s Son Needs Help Landing a ‘Good Girl’ [BroBible]
- Jennifer Lopez Got Her Boytoy a Reality Show [The Blemish]
- Kristen Stewart’s great start to Cannes [Lainey's Gossip]
- Kelly Brook Drops Some Massive Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle [The Superficial]
- Cheryl Cole Drops A Sexy Bomb, Annihilates Cameron Diaz Doing So [Popoholic]
- Kate Upton in a Bikini for Beach Bunny Bronze [Yeeeah!]
- Very Rare Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- The Opposite Of Escándalo [Dlisted]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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BREAKING!! Charlize Theron's Son Jackson Rocks Lacoste Kicks At LAX!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineA stylish Charlize Theron attempted to walk through LAX holding onto her son Jackson unnoticed by hiding behind large shades, a scarf & a fedora, but the "Snow White and the Huntsman" star couldn't fool the local papz. The actress was seen arriving back to Los Angeles last night following a worldwide promotional tour for her new film which hits theaters next Friday (June 1). Just a week following "Snow White," Charlize's next film "Prometheus" will hit theaters (June 8), so the next couple weeks are lookin' pretty busy for the actress.
Charlize talks about her new film:
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Las Vegas: Celebrity Leftovers Bring The Morning Links!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: WENNPictured: Over the weekend in Las Vegas - Kat Graham Parties At Chateau Nightclub & Gardens. Karina Smirnoff Hosts Tabu Nightclub Party. Lauren Sanchez Arrives At Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon. Nikki Reed Hosting Her Birthday Party At Marquee.
- Laura Vandervoort Wins (Esquire's Me in My Place) [The Superficial]
- Cameron Diaz Isn't Doing Herself Any Favors [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- 20 Hottest Photos Of Gracie Carvalho [Heavy]
- So Now Lindsay Lohan Is Suddenly Picky When It Comes To Dick [Dlisted]
- More Royal Kate Middleton Upskirt Photos Hit the Web [GCeleb]
- Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet Lesbian Fantasy for Fashion of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Top Fast Food Burgers [Ranker]
- Tara Reid dating old rich diamond dude [Lainey Gossip]
- Usher cries in court, claims ex wife threatened, spit on his girlfriend [Celebitchy]
- Kiera Winters [Caveman Circus]
- Rhian Sugden Is Absolutely Perfect [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Susan Tiedtke. THE reason to watch the athletics during the London Olympics [TC Magazine]
- Plus-Size Model Treat: Candice Huffine for S Moda [Skinny VS Curvy]
- AnnaLynne McCord Looks So Artsy [Socialite Life]
- Michelle Lynn Salituro Runs the Town [Uncoached]
- Lori “Lolo” Jones Is The Virgin Hurdler That Men Chase [COED Magazine]
- Kim Cloutier : Canadian Cutie [Gunaxin]
- Beyonce Pool Party [CityRag]
- Candy For The Soul: A 2 Minute Video Of People Laughing [Ned Hardy]
- Tracking Chris Colfer’s Most Bananas Glee Outfits [Go Fug Yourself]
- Kate Upton drops cleavage in bikinis [Brosome]
- Ray J Hospitalized After Feud With Houston Family [Celebrity Smack]
- Daisy Fuentes' bikini pussy [Upskt Celebs]
- Chinese track athlete has trouble with hurdles [Regretful Morning]
- 25 Adorable Pics of Dogs Adopting Other Animals [EgoTV]
- 14 Awesome UFC Fighter Celebrations [Heavy]
- How to Be a Hobo (Based on Observation Only) [Holytaco]
- The 100 hottest sports babes from movies and TV [Guyism]
- 24 Pictures Of Sexy Ladies At The Laundromat [DJMICK]
- Sexy Photo: Blonde Black And White Lingerie [Mankind Unplugged]
- Hell Cops [Stickman Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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LINKS: Hilary Duff Fills Parking Meter In Studio City!
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesThese were snapped earlier today as Hilary Duff headed into an office building in Studio City.
- Lucy Pinder’s Big Bikini Honkers [HollywoodTuna]
- Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert [The Superficial]
- Kiki & Garrett en route to Cannes [Lainey's Gossip]
- Beautiful Celebrity Women Aging the Most Gracefully [Ranker]
- Kristen Stewart: “If you don’t have the heart to back up your looks, you are ugly” [Celebitchy]
- Bar Refaeli Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 List! [Popoholic]
-
Girls
The 20 Hottest Photos of Jacqueline MacInnes Wood [Heavy]
- Kelly Brook Was Offered $1M To Bang Some Rich Dude
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Usher Sheds A Few Tears On The Stand [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Laura Odes Was Too Sexy For Her Job [Dlisted]
- Shirley Manson Did an Interview With Nylon [Evil Beet]
- The 50 Hottest Models Turned Actresses [Complex]
- SELENA GOMEZ PARODIES ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ (VIDEO) [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan acting exactly like you'd expect on the set of the Elizabeth Taylor biopic [Celebslam]
- Daisy Fuentes Bikini Pics of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan Is Desperately Searching for the Perfect Dick [Jezebel]
- Another One Bites The Dust: 5 Remaining Single Billionaires You Might Have A Chance With
[Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Shows Her Nipples In See Through Shirt [Celeb Jihad]
- The Bro’s Guide to Closing the Deal at a Bar or Club [BroBible]
- Johnny Depp Adopted by Comanche Tribe [The Blemish]
- Joaquin Phoenix Travolta [Lainey's Gossip]
- Laura Vandervoort Gets Sexy In My Place [HollywoodTuna]
- Cheryl Cole: ‘America Should Forgive Chris Brown’ [The Superficial]
- Scarlett Johansson’s Ginormous Umbrella Can’t Hide Her Booty Curves [Popoholic]
- Bar Refaeli Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 for 2012 [Yeeeah!]
- Kate Upton’s Incredible Bikini Booty [The Grumpiest]
- Mary Murphy Really Does Know How To Party [Dlisted]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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BREAKING!! Pete Wentz & Meagan Camper Both Rocked The Same Nikes While Out w/ Bronx!
Monday, May 21st, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Karl Larsen/INFphoto.comYou'd think sugar daddy Pete Wentz would buy different colored kicks for his latest sex-toy & himself, but I guess he got a special deal. The former rocker-turned-"Dude who was married to Jessica Simpson's annoying little sister" enjoyed the weekend with his girlfriend Meagan Camper & his son Bronx Mowgli as the three hit a special event at the local farmer's market in Los Angeles, complete with petting zoo & air jumpers. Photos like these simply confirms that Meagan's in it for Pete's dwindling stash---not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Monday, May 21st, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Alexa Chung Takes a Stroll in NYC. Ali Larter Leaving A Salon In West Hollywood. Jessica Alba Heads to an Office Building in Hollywood. Jessica Lowndes at CW Network's New York 2012 Upfront.
- Terry Richardson Really Likes Taking Pictures of Jared Leto [The Superficial]
- Lara Stone It Putting A Lot Of Pressure On Those Straps [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- 20 Hottest Photos Of Jacqueline Macinnes Wood [Heavy]
- Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Swatting At A Reporter [Dlisted]
- Elyse Taylor Models Swimwear on a Beach [GCeleb]
- Eliza Doolittle Bikini in Barbados of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- The Best Marilyn Monroe Quotes and Sayings [Ranker]
- Prince William Catherine and Hot Harry with Charlene Serenity at Royal Monarchs reception [Lainey Gossip]
- How budget is Kate Moss’s Harper’s Bazaar pictorial by Terry Richardson? [Celebitchy]
- Catalina Cruz and Friends [Caveman Circus]
- Natasha Belle Rocks A Bikini Ever So Nicely [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Thor Girl. Now this is a movie they SHOULD make. [TC Magazine]
- Aishwarya Rai Criticized for Not Losing the Baby Weight Fast Enough [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Tara Reid Treats Cannes Like ‘Taradise’ [Socialite Life]
- Bregje Heinen Can Do Whatever She Wants [Uncoached]
- 21 Heavenly Eve Angel Photos [COED Magazine]
- International Reef Bikini Girls [Gunaxin]
- Kim Kardashian’s Plastic Surgery Meltdown [CityRag]
- 45 Simple Pleasures That Money Cannot Buy [Ned Hardy]
- Fuglissa George [Go Fug Yourself]
- Nina Senicar’s uber hotness is dizzying if you ask me [Brosome]
- Travolta Sexual Misconduct Lawsuits Dropped, Rumors Still Abound [Celebrity Smack]
- More of Katherine Heigl's spandex ass [Upskt Celebs]
- Marissa is a Hooters girl worthy of your attention [Regretful Morning]
- 5 Cherished Family Sitcoms (with Scenes that Censors Found too Shocking for TV) [EgoTV]
- 14 Awesome UFC Head Kick Photos [Heavy]
- Go Go Power Rangers! [Holytaco]
- Lindsay Ellingson is blonde, dammit [Guyism]
- Hilary Swank Looking Gorgeous Walking Her Dog [DJMICK]
- Hot Chicks With Hot Abs [Mankind Unplugged]
- Spring Marbles [Tetris Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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