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Help us out by choosing your favorite hottie. Once you click on one of the "Darksiders" chicks plastered all over the site, cruise over to the gallery section to choose your favorite babe. Not that any of you care, but I went with the petite Sonya...

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Yes, we're officially revamping the way we serve our gossip loving community.

Rather than annoying thumbs or endless number of pages to click through, we're putting more images on each page to help maximize the time you spend procrastinating at work & school.

Why look at only 2 or 3 sets of photos when you can look at 10 or 20 in the same amount of time? So yeah, tell all your Facebook & Twitter friends to hit Moejackson.com at least 3 times a day to bullshit about bullshit.

If you have any more suggestions, please email us directly or leave a detailed comment down below.

And, have you clicked an ad today?

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It's a survey about booze, so some of you guys might actually dig it. Anyway, it'll help us out a bit, so please take a few mins to bubble in crap about your favorite beer.

Thank you!

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I understand you guys don't like to be pestered with ads, but if you enjoy the the site's content & it's community, you might want to take a second to hit up one o four sponsors from time to time.

As you guys know, we don't ask for donations, so in order for us to function properly (i.e. pay the server bills, the photo agencies, etc.), we'll need a constant stream of relevant campaigns. For that to happen, you need to help us make the limited campaigns that do appear on the site successful by clicking over the the sponsor's website! It only takes a split second to click, so help a brotha out by clicking on the Kanye ad on the front page!!

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We've received roughly 10,000 spam messages over the past 24-hours, so we're disabling anonymous commenting at the moment. Thank you for your patience.

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This image is here purely to get your attention. It worked, right?

Committing Internet suicide was kinda cool, to tell you the truth.

Thanks to one's reincarnation abilities on the Internet, we've chosen to go with Moejackson.com as the new body that will house all the useless content your heart can ever desire.

At this point I would go into various reasons behind the change, but taking into consideration the extremely short attention span of the typical Bastardly reader, you've already stopped reading and are currently searching for bikini pics. We recommend this post as our personal favorite (Jackson would agree).

In closing, Bastardly's name might have changed, but the Bastardly state of mind is stronger than ever (whatever that means). Stay tuned for some of the greatest content that you can also find on thousands & thousands of other gossip sites (minus the patented Bastardly touch, of course)!

Once again, thank you for wasting your precious time with us.

UPDATE: Our First "WTF?" E-Mail! Aaaw!

Subject: Dude...

What is the deal with this moejackson nonsense?

the bastardly is a GREAT fucking name for this site.

please change it back. for real man.

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As of right now we have around 998,890 comments on the site and we're quickly approaching the platinum mark! Ow!

If you're the 1,000,000th commenter, you will win a FREE (yes, free!) Bastardly T-Shirt shipped to anywhere in the world, so you can enjoy the fruits of T like many other bastards around the globe (i.e. long make-out sessions with random hot women, free drinks at bars, offers for sex from random hot women, etc, etc, etc.)

And, for those of you who don't win: Order your very own Bastardly Tee today!!

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First of all, we sincerely apologize about any issues you're having this morning. We're updating the site with new features to make Bastardly the best site in the world (not really).

If everything is looking completely F'd up, please clear your cache or refresh the page. And also, please comment below any issues you may be having on your end. We'll do our best to resolve all issues in a timely fashion.

Thank you for your support,

Bastardly Staff

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In an attempt to help making everyone's browsing experience a little better we've now made it easier to figure out what's new & hot on Bastardly at any given point. Let us know if you have any problems with it.

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As you guys know, it takes a lot of resources to run a site these days, so please help us out by viewing our sponsor website!

Just hit one of the banners that takes you to the LG Versa website & watch one of their videos about their new smartphone.

Thanks for your support, everyone!

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