Bastardly Polls
NHC: Jessica White Hits Rica Swimwear Launch Party @ Villa Pacri
Friday, April 6th, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThis was definitely the party to hit last night as Rica Swimwear held a VIP cocktail reception at Villa Pacri located in NYC's fashionable Meatpacking District. We don't know the names of the models surrounding Jessica White, but that won't keep us from rating them. Look for closeups in the subsequent pages...
MORE: See more photos on Flickr!
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Oh Damn! Is Joe Jonas Trying To Upgrade To A VS Angel?
Thursday, March 31st, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlinePEACE OUT, ASHLEY GREENE!!
And, who the hell can blame him, right? He definitely has the cash flow, but does he have what it takes to maintain a VS Angel behind closed doors? Everyone thinks the dude uses these hot chicks to serve as beards, but I have a feeling those might be envious haters.
There were plenty of single ladies at the event, so props to Joe for pulling strings to get his ass into the event. Hey, which one of us bastards wouldn't hit a party overflowing lingerie models? Exactly...
Anyway, since we have three of the hottest MILFs in one photo, we as well bust out one of our useless polls...
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Poll: Rumer Willis vs Michelle vs Trachtenberg vs Joanna Garcia vs Jessica Szohr
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday at the Charlotte Russe Fall 2009 launch event in NYC.
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Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup
Monday, June 8th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so we could attend some of these events!
Anyway, believe it or not, but Alessandra & Doutzen were on hand to promote the official launch of Victoria's Secret's Facebook page. So ya, now you can have Fake Ale & Fake Adriana join your list of fake friends on Facebook!! How absolutely totally cool is that?
And, as with any other time we have two beautiful ladies standing next to each other, here's a Bastardly Poll:
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics From Australia! Ow!
Friday, May 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
From the looks of it, these might be slightly old, but does that really matter? And, now for another useless Bastardly Poll...
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Emmy Rossum Has Really Hot Friends! Ow!
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Bastardly Matchup: Lady's GaGa's Face vs Lady GaGa's Ass
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
This matchup was bound to happen one of these days, so it's only fitting that it happen on Bastardly.com. Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as the most famous Lady (at the moment) arrived at some local radio station in Sydney, Australia.
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So, Is This Dude Really Sexing-Up Emmanuelle Chriqui? BASTARD!
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
If he really is, GOOD FOR HIM!! He's giving all us bastards hope, damn it!
Anyway, these were snapped as these two left the Katsuya restuarant in Hollywood (supposedly to have post-dinner sex, which isn't as good as the sex you have when you're starving (for obvious reasons)).
And, on that note...
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Bastardly Poll: Is Megan Fox Into Kinky "Tie-Me-Up" Sex?
Thursday, April 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped recently in L.A. as Megan Fox made some random guy's day by shaking his hand. We're pretty sure this dude rushed to the men's room without touching anything else soon after these pics were taken.
Why Isn't Candice Swanepoel on the Cover of S.I. Swimsuit Issue?
Thursday, February 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Richie Buxo / Splash NewsLast year it was Marisa Miller & this year we got slammed with Israeli bombshell Ms. Bar Refaeli, but let's admit it, both ladies have nothing on 20-year old S. African Goddess Candice Swanepoel. Mere words can do this chick's hotness rating justice, so we'll just resort to showing you pics after pics after pics to help drive our point home.
Note to editors at Sports Illustrated: Wanna sell millions of magazines next year? Put Candice on your cover. Trust us.
Anyway here are more pics from her appearance last night at Victoria's Secret's "What Is Sexy?" List party held at The Bowery Hotel in Manhattan. Which one of you rich bastards took Candice home last night?
