Bastardly Polls
Poll: Rumer Willis vs Michelle vs Trachtenberg vs Joanna Garcia vs Jessica Szohr
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday at the Charlotte Russe Fall 2009 launch event in NYC.
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Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup
Monday, June 8th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so we could attend some of these events!
Anyway, believe it or not, but Alessandra & Doutzen were on hand to promote the official launch of Victoria's Secret's Facebook page. So ya, now you can have Fake Ale & Fake Adriana join your list of fake friends on Facebook!! How absolutely totally cool is that?
And, as with any other time we have two beautiful ladies standing next to each other, here's a Bastardly Poll:
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics From Australia! Ow!
Friday, May 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
From the looks of it, these might be slightly old, but does that really matter? And, now for another useless Bastardly Poll...
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Emmy Rossum Has Really Hot Friends! Ow!
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Bastardly Matchup: Lady's GaGa's Face vs Lady GaGa's Ass
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
This matchup was bound to happen one of these days, so it's only fitting that it happen on Bastardly.com. Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as the most famous Lady (at the moment) arrived at some local radio station in Sydney, Australia.
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So, Is This Dude Really Sexing-Up Emmanuelle Chriqui? BASTARD!
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
If he really is, GOOD FOR HIM!! He's giving all us bastards hope, damn it!
Anyway, these were snapped as these two left the Katsuya restuarant in Hollywood (supposedly to have post-dinner sex, which isn't as good as the sex you have when you're starving (for obvious reasons)).
And, on that note...
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Bastardly Poll: Is Megan Fox Into Kinky "Tie-Me-Up" Sex?
Thursday, April 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped recently in L.A. as Megan Fox made some random guy's day by shaking his hand. We're pretty sure this dude rushed to the men's room without touching anything else soon after these pics were taken.
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Why Isn't Candice Swanepoel on the Cover of S.I. Swimsuit Issue?
Thursday, February 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Richie Buxo / Splash NewsLast year it was Marisa Miller & this year we got slammed with Israeli bombshell Ms. Bar Refaeli, but let's admit it, both ladies have nothing on 20-year old S. African Goddess Candice Swanepoel. Mere words can do this chick's hotness rating justice, so we'll just resort to showing you pics after pics after pics to help drive our point home.
Note to editors at Sports Illustrated: Wanna sell millions of magazines next year? Put Candice on your cover. Trust us.
Anyway here are more pics from her appearance last night at Victoria's Secret's "What Is Sexy?" List party held at The Bowery Hotel in Manhattan. Which one of you rich bastards took Candice home last night?
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Gemma Garrett Lookin' Delicious @ "Seven Pounds" UK Premiere
Thursday, January 15th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
If you think Gemma's another one of those pinup British bimbos, think again. Early last year, Gemma stood as a candidate in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election on 22 May 2008, representing the "Beauties for Britain" party that she created herself. We reported on her candidacy, so check her Bastardly Category for more info & pics. And for those of you who don't give a shit, make sure you check these bikini pics! God damn!!
And, as is the case with all women with greats racks, we have to compare it other hotties we've posted up recently---more specifically, Minka Kelly & Salma Hayek.
Here's Minka:
Here's Salma:
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Choose Your Favorite Jets "Flight Crew" Member!! (Again)
Friday, September 5th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
All Photo Credit: Dave Allocca/Startraksphoto.com(L-R) Laura Venezia, Anne-Marie Amatalli, Ryann Marshall, Mandisa Norward, Laura DeCarlo. These were snapped at a meet and greet session at the Samsung Experience to promote Samsung as the Official HDTV of the NFL to kick off the NFL season.
Here are some close-ups...
