Ashlee Simpson in a Yellow Bikini; Tries To Seduce Gay Pete Wentz
Friday, March 14th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

SIMPSON SAYS RHINOPLASTY HAS NOT IMPROVED HER LOOKS
Singer Ashlee Simpson has confessed an operation to change the shape of her nose has not made her any prettier.
The 23-year-old insists she hated her image before undergoing a rhinoplasty operation to correct her misshapen nose in 2006.
But Simpson admits the surgery has not improved her looks.
She tells Us magazine, "(Plastic surgery) is something that everybody should think about for a really long time. Once you know it's something you really feel comfortable with, then to each their own. [SF Chronicle]

























i like yellow bikinis
LaurenReply to this Comment
lol @ stallion in pic 5 haha.. bastardly rulezz
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haha pic 5 definately is the funniest. also, ashlee looks hot here minus the stupid hat
WokkaWokkaReply to this Comment
nice body. tits could be bigger though.
detrimentalangelReply to this Comment
i can't stop laughing at these captions.
cindyloutoo funny.
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lolz at the cation in pic 2! Har!
One comment to end them allReply to this Comment
Hilarious :D
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The yellow text you always stick on the pictures of Ashlee Simpson are nearly the funniest on the whole site.
Elvira AmrithaReply to this Comment
proof that any loser can get laid if he has a little money...girls why would you want this guy?????
horny guyReply to this Comment
she always looks STONED..........
RyaNAKEDReply to this Comment
She looks like yet another insecure girl desperate for attention. So pathetic.
Oh, and best bastardly captions ever!
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uglayyyy...that guy has the body of a child with a huge head
d55Reply to this Comment
@ #9, you are right. That guy is the shittiest shit you will ever see.
Universal SluthoodReply to this Comment
good job boys
SmackyReply to this Comment
Poor Ass, she can't get no attention. Ass call me!
jjmReply to this Comment
i need to liberate ashley from this prick wentz guy. she hasn't felt a manly grasp in a while, wouldn't you say?
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS FUCKING FUCKING FUGLY LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS FUCKING FAT LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS A FUCKING WHORE LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS A FUCKING BITCH LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS A FUCKING SLUT LIKE HER SISTER. ASHLEE IS A FUCKING CUNT LIKE HER SISTER.
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