Ashton Moore Makes Porn Beautiful
Thursday, March 30th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Minus the super huge knockers, Ashton is easily hotter than a lot of the chicks on the covers of today's leading mags---i'm talkin' about Ass, J. Aniston, P. Hilton, etc. It's pretty obvious that life fucked her up the ass @ some point & coupled w/ her impatience for success & lack of a deep network that comes w/ being a daughter of producers, directors, & hoteliers, Ashton was forced to dive into the adult industry.
Or maybe she's just a kinky bitch who loves the schlong? Either way, this post is a testament to her hotness.
* Check out Ashton's MySpace! Is it really hers, though?
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bud are you fuckin blind this girls boot
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Isn't it a little late to be posting Halloween pics?
What's with the makeup, what's she hiding, probably not natural beauty.
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so i went to her myspace profile and JENNA JAMESON has one too (she's one of her "friends")!!! are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? why the HELL does Jenna Jameson have a myspace profile??? does anyone else think that's just ODD?
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she could be the best looking porn star ive ever seen next to April Adams...
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moe i'm showing love/but i'm not hot and i'm a loser/so i guess that makes more laughable... :)
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Her eyes are spread apart like a mile. She reminds me of some sort of bug. She is dog ass ugly! She also wears WAY too much makeup. I think she must use a stencil of some sort to put it on. Look at the perfectly straight lines. She is YUCK!
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and...I thought she had a vein popping out problem on her tit and at closer glance someone drew Peter Rabbit on her tit with an ink pen. Is she friends with Pam Anderson by chance?
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I think we need a bastardly interview on this one.
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She has on so much makeup that it looks like someone rolled her around in batter and stuck her in a bag of Shake-n-bake. She doesn't even look good for a Porn star. I wouldn't fuck her with Moe's dick. Or Larry or Curly's either! Oh, I am Larry...see told ya!!
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Ok, well, first, i would fuck this chick 6 ways from sunday. but besids that. WTF is up wit the myspace shit. she has a husband.... I want to know how many of you, if you had a girl that looked like this, wouldnt mind her just going around gettin slammed with every donkey dick in town... i sure as shit wouldnt.... but thats just me... id still hit it though...
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Moe, picture her with NO makeup. See...
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Alright I have to throw my two cents in because I was watching a porn with her in it last night.
Her boobs are DISGUSTING. They were the kind of boobs that were practically nonexistant before her implants, so when she's getting nailed you can actually see the IMPLANT inside her boob jiggling back and forth (since there isn't any boob at all to jiggle.) On top of that, since her boobs were so small before, her nipple looks disgustingly stretched out - it covers about a third of the entire tit.
Her face is actually pretty cute without all of that makeup, but the boobs were just atrocious... I couldn't get over it.
She also had some pretty questionable tan lines.
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OH COME ON!!
A 3rd?!?
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I'm really not kidding Moe, it's INSANE.
It was called "The Search for the Snow Tiger" or something like that... she's naked on the cover of the box, so you don't even have to watch the whole thing to see how farked up her boobs are.
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She is cute it's the eye/brow make-up that brings it all down. The make-up job on a woman can make or break how she is perceived, and in this case it's bringing her down.
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she's got amazing eyes and a great rack ... hmm, if i was a dude i'd do her up
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what is up with porn stars and sluts usually having french/american manicures? Why not just wear flaming red and get it over with. You aren't fooling anyone.
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She's not ugly she just has too much makeup caked on her face.
Most of those AVN girls aren't ugly they are just in digusting poses or trying to be overly sexy.
Her husband has a myspace page too. And his song is shake that laffy taffy.
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Moe - I got your back here bro.
She's great-looking, especially with a unloaded choad all over her face.
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Yeah...Husband what the hell is with that? Really HOW CAN YOU BE MARRIED TO A PORNSTAR!?!? thats insane. Disgusting and degrading. Well hon im off to work today to get banged in the ass by 5 other men with bigger dicks that you...id think he would feel a little inadequate.
Can you really just be married to a pornstar just for the title?To say youre married to a pornstar?Cause you know her personality isnt what did it. Does he go out and bang chicks since she bangs guys for a living? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND IT!? Then if there both doing other people why are they married?!?!Why!?!? Is he doing it cause shes the hottest he'll ever get so he just deals with it? Does she use protection..or does she bring home diseases? WHYYYYYY!!? oh god i have so many questions.
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YES, that is right, that IS ashton's Myspace profile. SHe had her salute up for a while, and that is def. her. I do not care for her, just letting you know that she is the real one on myspace, she also did a salute for this one website, www.fakersbusted.com
so they can list all of her fakes and get them deleted.
She is listed under "saluted" that is under the WOMEN category.
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peace
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I dont understand how sh's not like other bitches, doesn't she get fucked for money ?
And I ask you what's the difference between the bitch in the street and one having sex on camera?
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If you say so............ her makeup is God awful and her hair is greasy looking. But hey, it's porn, can't shoot for the stars when it comes to looks, right?
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how about you put someone on who's ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE and not wearing too much makeup, hasnt had way too much plastic surgery, isnt a dirty skank whore, and isnt overrated, then, the love will come
on the plus side there havent been any paris hilton posts lately
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here is the problem
she looks MUCH hotter with a cock in her mouth
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that is comedy Lawerance.... Shak-n-bake..... LMFAO
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OH ok, I cannot find her salute, but I did find Jenna Jamesons. check this out.
http://www.fakersbusted.com/database/females/2005/ref00622.html
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haha.
Show some love, god damn it!!
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apparently Even Seinfeld of Biohazard dont, hes married to Tera Patrick.
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Do you guys really think she's repulsive?!
What about comparing her her to others in the industry...
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/category/sex-celebrities/avn-2006/
once again, show some love, people!
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