Ass Sizes @ The Office
Thursday, July 21st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Our office potluck involved some measuring today...
1. Office Woman A - 17" (The "healthy" one)
2. Office Woman B - 13"
3. Office Woman C - 15"
4. Office Woman D - 10" (The "skinny" one)
Procedure: Take a 12" ruler & hold it up against your ass. Ask another co-worker to help you.
1. Office Woman A - 17" (The "healthy" one)
2. Office Woman B - 13"
3. Office Woman C - 15"
4. Office Woman D - 10" (The "skinny" one)
Procedure: Take a 12" ruler & hold it up against your ass. Ask another co-worker to help you.
Dude, you need to tell 10" ass to trade lunches with 17" ass. Unfortunaltely where I work I would need to use a yard stick.
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hhahaha. Daamn, what are we talkin' here? Don't tell me you have someone in the 20s!?!
That's what Ultimate cheese burgers & daily runs to the chinese joint will do, man....
all my bosses have had bypass surgery, so damn straight, baby!!
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