Bai Ling vs Ziyi Zhang: A Fobbed Out Bastardly Match Up!
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So yes, this match up was inevitable, so if you had a choice to spend one day (and possibly a night), who would it be? Here are the scandalous facts:
1. One makes her country proud by doing Chinese oriented flicks, while the other was on the cover of Playboy & shot porno scenes in front of an audience for VH1's But Can They Sing?
2. Ms Zhang dresses fairly conservatively and Bai Ling can't seem to keep her long nipples in their cage @ various award shows.
The Classic Ice-Cream Comparison
If Ziyi Zhang & Bai Ling were ice-cream flavors, I'd have to say that Bai Ling would be double-chocolate-tripple-brownie-chunkie-rocky-road. As for Ziyi Zhang? Vanilla.
I'm sorry, people, but I'd have to choose Bai Ling between the two fobbers, only because she'd be a blast to be around. She's kinky, free-spirited and can sing the great hits (in bed)!! Apart from a simple brownbag for her head if things happen to go down & we have to turn down the lights, what more could you possibly want from a woman?
Here are a few more pics of both women to help make your decision-making easier.
























Both please.
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Yeah, that's a tough one. Zhyi is smokin, but Bai's body is too. Zhyi looks like the type you could take home, but Bai is the dirty, naughty slutty version you want in bed.
So I agree with Beaner. Give me both, and I'll be happy.
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Um..................... uh................. what? Why are you comparing the 2, just because they are both Oriental? That is the ONLY thing they have in common. Ziyi is classy, beautiful, and talented. Bai Ling is a nasty, goblin-looking, freak who embarasses her culture. Sure, you guys would take her to bed in a heartbeat, but she would leave you some nice lasting presents (such as Herpes, crabs, and the Clap), so have fun with your brown bag and your kinky sex dreams, if I were a man I would choose Ziyi hands down!
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I have to agree with the post above me. Ziyi Zhang has much more to offer than Bai in both looks and talent. You wouldn't need to pull out the brown paper bag for her.
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This is about fun factor, man. Give Bai Linggy a break!!
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i pick the non-whore
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bai ling looks like gollum from the LOTR
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Ziyi Zhang - schwing!!!
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Ziyi. Absolutely stunning.
Besides, guys, she's the kind ya watch out for... chances are she probably has a VERY freaky side to her, but she doesn't need to parade it about on the red carpet.
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Ziyi Zhang = Cleaner Poon Tang
Piling on Beguiling Bai Ling = It Will Hurt When You Pee
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yeah, this is a real close one--an attention-whore who is so obviously ill that if you had her alone in the dark she would clam up tighter than nicole ritchey in front of a big mac vs a woman who actually looks like a woman and has grown-up sex appeal oozing from every pore
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Never heard of or seen either of these chicks before, but that Ziyi Zhang is georgous!
That other chick does indeed looke like Gullom. LMFAO!
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Ziyi Zhang aka the non-whore. This requires no thought whatsoever.
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ziyi is totally gorgeous & hot, but she looks conservative. bai ling is crazy & fun & has a great body...i would rather have a relationship with ziyi because she looks sweet & intelligent, but i would rather have a night out & be entertained by bai ling.
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the chinese one wins thands down!
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The real poll should be Yiyi Zhang vs. Lucy Liu.
Now THAT is a tough call....
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WHy is Bai's eye twitches at us..? That's really scary.
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Ziyi but only because BL is a freakin' insult to our nation and we freakin' disown her, her wormy nipples, and her STD collection.
And I must say that I'm impressed by the Photoshopping skills of whatever magazine that Ziyi pic came from, because usually her cheekbones can take someone's eyes out.
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Seems like any and all men can have Bai Ling. Not so with Zhang Ziyi.
Men want what we can't have.
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Just because you dress like a prostitute doesn't mean you actually are...does it?
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I'd go with Ziyi Zhang. She is a beautiful young woman who looks like she has something to offer besides meaningless sex. The other one seems to be an infamous slut/whore/tramp...... Anyways, Ziyi Zhang wins hand down due to her beauty, class, and sense of self. Cheers.
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Definitely Ziyi Zhang.
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This is gotta be a joke. I can't believe anyone can even make such a comparison. Bai Ling is so disguistingly ugly that a better comparison would have been to see if you would like to watch Bai Ling having sex with a men or to watch two men having homosexual sex together. I think you might be surprise to find the answer for that one even for those that are heterosexuals out there. That is how disguisting Bai Ling is. There is not a single thing about her that is attractive.
If Zhang Ziyi has been praised by Time Magazine as "China's gift to Hollywood", then Bai Ling could be consider "China's punishment to the rest of the world".
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Hey guys, don't be fools. Ziyi Zhang is just another disguised whore - perhaps in some sense worse than Bai Ling. Ziyi Zhang offered sexual service to the famous Chinese director Zhang Yimou for years. Also her scandals with Jackie Cheng and a couple of other guys whom she could use to climb her way up are commonly known stuff amoung ordinary Chinese. Somehow Zhang managed to clean up her image in the English speaking world through good PR work. She might seem pretty, but using the word "classy" on this bitch is really an insult to the language.
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This is insane people judging girls about sex or their look. Did u guys look at yourself in the mirror? All of us is probably the ugliest motha* fockers* the world ever seen compare to any of theses girls. Masturbating on the these pics right now... Talking about Ziyi Zhang sexual service ... is it just sex what's about having sex whenever u like
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Eesh.
Bai Ling, is only like 34 or something, I thought she was over 40!
BOTH have had their eyes done (though Chinese stars don't own up to it or get 'away' with having it done like Koreans or the Japanese). BOTH have had their noses done. (To live up to the 'western standards', which is funny because they STILL look Chinese to me)
Hmm... so judging from their fake faces now... I'd have to say ZiYi wins by a landslide, but Bai-Ling's body is better (though she needs to grow an Ass).
COCO LEE (Chinese siner) is better looking than both these women, and she's got a big ass too.
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sinouslawyer:
THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING AND BACKING Me UP (though I haven't made that claim yet)
Funny part is, ZiYi is one heck of a disguised whore. She's known for looking 'sweet', but really being a diva b*tch and basically a home-wrecking slut.
Go to China, they'll tell you the real dish.
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OoOPs... I meant, Chinese stars get away from spilling the beans about plastic surgery, or it's on the 'hush-hush'... unlike Koreans and Japanese, where eventually people WILL find out.
Geeze, I can't stress enough!! BAI LING, ZIYI, and LUCY LIU Aare just NOT attractive (coming from a Korean).
I have better looking friends who are just STUDENTS -korean, flips, and chinese... than what's in the American media.
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Ziyi is so beautiful, Bai Ling is like a slightly more attractive yoko ono! do the math!
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Wow, you guys are harsh on Bai Ling =p She's hawt. But I would pick Zhang Ziyi... I just love her so much, she's made me bisexual XD You guys say she wouldn't be hot in bed? You never know.. it's always the quiet ones >=p
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Bai vs. Ziyi, devilish vs. angelic, why not get the best of both worlds. Check out Shu Qi; (kidnap victim from The Transporter movie) Don't let the innocent face fool you.
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Not even close. I can't think of many women I would choose over Ziyi. No one has ever been more breathtaking that Ziyi was in 2046. Maybe Pfeiffer in Into the Night, or Blanchett in The Good German, or Diane Lane in The Big Town or Rumble Fish (Holy shit, now that I think about it, maybe Diane Lane in her prime, say 1983-1990, is the most beautiful actress ever), but , yes Ziyi, is one of the most beautiful women in the world right now.
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Ziyi def. She might even be hotter than me.
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Another thing I forgot to mention from my previous posting, if Zhang Ziyi and Bai Ling are two flavor of ice cream and Zhang Ziyi is the vanilla flavor, then Bai Ling would have been two flops of cow dungs on the ice cream cone.
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This is insane people judging girls about sex or their look. Did u guys look at yourself in the mirror? All of us is probably the ugliest motha* fockers* the world ever seen compare to any of theses girls. Masturbating on the these pics right now... Talking about Ziyi Zhang sexual service ... is it just sex what's about having sex whenever u like
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