Bai Ling: Whorin' It Up in Costa Rica!
Monday, July 25th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Bai Ling's Star Wars promo shot that she didn't get to use.
Since so many of you people have expressed hate towards this peaceful woman who's filled with only love & respect for her horny fans all across the globe, I figured this would be an appropriate time to make this post.
Bai Ling flew down to one of Costa Rica's tallest volcanoes (Irazu) & put together quite possibly one of the fobbiest photo shoots ever. It's funny, it's fobby & it's hot (the volcano behind her, of course).
Check it!























THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT: Bai Ling is heinous.
In that picture set, her Star Wars shot is the best, because she plays the role of an alien perfectly. In the topless photos, she shows that while slender can be sexy, being able to count actual ribs is disgusting. And, in the remaining pics with the ridiculous shoes, we can see that her legs are scarred and fucked up, her calf muscles are butch, and more than anything, her face is just NOT THAT HOT.
It was funny as hell, though. For entertainment purposes, Bai Ling gets the job done... but if she turns you on, you got some fucked up standards.
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You're wrong, Tammy. You CAN knock OCG... you just chose not to. I prefer to stand up for my rights, though, and I think I have a right to urge my fellow countrymen into exiling Bai Ling back to China.
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I'm with you Marky--she is hideous! What's with those ribs?!? Eat a hamburger already! Isn't it a tad strange, that here in America, we have people starving themselves on purpose?
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I really likes seeing pictures of that giant crusty crater... And for once, it wasn'tthe one 'tween her legs! HAR!
I don't think she has any idea of what attractive really looks like. She's wearing giant orthopaedic shoes, fer chrissakes!
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photo shoot? photo shoot??!! Looks like a point-n-shoot with a disposable k-mart camera. makes my vacay pix look downright glamourous. who IS this woman and why does anyone care about her?
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i'd do her, but only if she left the shoes on.
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she has a pretty face, but her boobless, scrawny body and those absolutely HORRIBLE shoes don't compliment her face.
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I'd try to break her in half, have a rib, then shove that shoe down her throat, then toss her into that damned volcano.
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And all is right in the world again... the people hate Bai Ling.
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Amen!
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She should shave her head again ...at least then she looked more interesting.
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Holy crap! Those pics are going to give me nightmares!
Make Bai Ling stop! She's not attractive at all and she's a hack as an actress.
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Okay I'm Asian and I have to say that Bai-ling is FUGLY by ANY standard, Western or Asian. She needs to put some damned clothes on, consult a stylist, gain at least 20 pounds, or just quit acting. She's so hideous, I don't know how she broke into acting. Why is it that only the ugliest Asian women are cast in movies here? Overseas, the actresses are pretty. Bai-ling is just nasty-looking.
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but she keeps her nipples in?
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Bai Ling was hyped by Hollywood as a freedom fighter at Tienanmen when she starred in Red Corner with Richard Gere several years ago. Undoubtedly she'll '"progress" from actress/partygirl to porn star
shortly. Ah, freedom!
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the dude that said that he was asian and that Bai Ling is fugly and nasty looking......dude send me those asian women that look like Bai Ling then, cause you are clueless obviously. Why do you think she is in so many movies(her acting is not that great.....nor are her roles....except maybe in Breed). The shoes are indeed hideous but she is definately not boobless, small yes, with HUGE nipples.....'droooool'. She usually doesn't hide them either.....'droooooool'. Great legs too.
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she's 44 already!~
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She was wonderful and hot in Red Corner ...... she most have discovered Drugs after migrating to America. What a shame.
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Although I think Bai Ling is ugly I can not knock OCG. He is entitled to his own opinion on women and obviously he is not the only person on the planet that thinks she is hot or Playboy wouldn't have ever let her do a layout.
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Moe, I mean Fredo why?
Dude, you threw me under the bus with these pictures.
Here I am doing my thing, fightin’ the good fight,
hypin’ and defending this chick right and left, then you go and post the most horrendous pictures of her.
Good Lord! Did she steal those boots from Frankenstein? And the dark socks?
You’re killing me, slow death style with these pics.
Dude, there is absolutely nothing sexy or attractive about her in these photos.
She looks awful body and all. She should fire her agent for setting up this photo shoot. The scenic thing is not working at all. What can I say, I’m so disappointed seeing her in these pictures looking down right nasty. I’m still in shock over this.
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I thought the pics with the volcano in the back were pretty solid.
It's nature at it's best, baby!
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Whatever she discovered, she's doin' great!!
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