Bai Nipple Ling Partying Like It's Chinese New Year!
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
What's worse? More Porn Star photos from this month's AVN Expo in Vegas or crazy pics of Bai Ling?
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If I had a choice of who to party it up w/, I'd grab my brown bag & rush over to Bai Ling's corner. There's no question about it.
Here's my lame justification: The probability of Bai Ling having AIDS, Clap, Herpes, etc, etc is far less than those shady porn stars. I know Bai Ling must get around, but her main black book of sexual clients includes rich directors & producers---not people who make a living by having sex w/ random people each day of the week.
Ok, enough useless talk! Here are the picccaaas!
Dood I dunno where she crawled out from; I never heard of her until I saw on you blog here, but she can crawl back in anytime now. Like fingernails on a blackboard and I'm not talkin bout her voice.
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She gets sexier everytime I see her. Notice the coy little move to have a picture next to that ugly spelling girl, instantly making her that much hotter (if there is even such a thing). That ingenious little move is why she will be successful.
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Oh yeah! I'd like to Gung Hee Fat Choy that!!!
Okay, that was ridiculously lame and stupid but I just couldn't resist.
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moe that text was *far* from useless... :)
nodakgirl, do you support the casting couch in general or just for ling ?????
jackson your joke may have been lame and ridiculous. but it went over my head. 'i tried to tell/you something/i didn't even know myself' fat choy that. ha ha... :)
cacafuego...hello. :) hmm you'lll see/read lots about ling on this blog. so brace yourself. take your medications etc...and hold on.... :)
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porn stars have to get tested.....who know when that...that..thing was last tested for anything but rabies.
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Can I ask a simple question? WHO THE FUCK IS BAI LING ANYWAY?????? What the hell has she done that's so bloody inspiring that she's getting all this press? Has she won a Pulitzer Prize for lit or something?? Did she save 200 kids from certain death from terrorists or find a cure to genital herpes? SHEESH!!
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Why is she licking her armpit?
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gosh...why does she always have to look so bad!!!
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I've taken a liking to Bai Ling; she gives food for thought for awesome captions on pictures. Go great with morning coffee and a smile :)
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She's a porn star? Hmm, I wonder what her mother says...seriously.
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She is like a chinese Paris Hilton. Awful, if you ask me. The world does not need that. We need another Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Adriana Lima...any other woman would be just fine doubled. Paris, on the other hand...have her substracted from the face of earth.
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geez i dunno i think shes giving asians a bad name. personally i prefer kelly hu. but i might be biased because like her, i am also half chinese and half white. :D oh and plus she's super hot.
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@ freelygeelee
You must be the product between a chink and a rice chaser, because according to this board they couldn't possibly have met and fallen in love and had a normal relationship.
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Fantastic breasts and nipples. Great figure. Shame about her face.
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Tori Spelling and Bai Ling lesbian action... that would be pretty interesting. Erotic, maybe, but interesting, definitely.
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mmmmm..
chinese nipples!
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Reply to nodakgirl #4
Of course the tiny submissive Asian woman is often nonsense. Especially when it comes to spicy Chengdu/Sichuan girls like Bai. They can be as hot and fiery as the food, and change their mood quicker than a face change in a Chengdu opera. But it's worth it.
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RE: "Why?"
Eww. This (skanky) little gal exists for one reason: it's that whole f*cked-up notion of "tiny little Asian woman = total submission to me, a Macho Man" concept... Think I'm kiddin? NOT! There are a whole heckuvalotta men caught-up in this baloney notion about little Asian ladies. And a smart gal like LING BAI (her "real" Chinese name - they swap 'em around)...is playing it for all it can get her in this lifetime. But check her credits on IMDB. It appears she's had quite a few turns on the casting couch already in her young career. Rock On, L.A.L. (Little Asian Lady)
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cacafuego. i also didn't know who ling was until i started typing the bastardly in the address bar. we're learning together. :)
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