Bastardly Asks: Tila Tequila Looks Like A...
Friday, March 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
POPSCREEN: Tila Tequila
I don’t want to insult your intelligence by dwelling upon the more obvious features of “A Shot At Love” reality show host and noted MySpace tramp Tila Tequila’s new video, such as the economical digital camera work and lyrical pearls of wisdom like “some just want some layin’.” Therefore, it behooves me to instead confront the deeper issues that this video raises. Source
She scares me...there are many other asian girls that are better looking than her.
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her face is like a big seat
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that's the thing...
she totally a suckie-suckie card shark. then again, who the hell can blame her? Hollywood is packed full with rice-chasers---especially L.A.
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This is a singularly unpleasant looking woman.
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"tila tequila looks like A"...hideous and greasy skank...
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I get why guys dig her and all but honestly, thanks to Eliot Spitzer, I now know that I can hire a much better looking call girl for much less than I bet it takes to bag Ms. Tequila.
I blame her parents, really. I think they should have considered the lifestyle a name like Tia Tequila would bring... Remember parents: don't give your daughters stripper names!
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looks like the offspring of a pig raping a chipmunk.
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damn that is one big ass alien head...like a damn bobble head.
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^ ^ yup.
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#6 -- are you an idiot or something? Tila Tequila is obviously a stage name. Her real name is Nguyen.
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Yeahhhh...the neck up ain't workin' for me...I'm sorry but I must say: BUTTAH!
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body is average for hollywood and has an ugly alien face! personaly, Not a fan of tila
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Do NOT want.
Seriously, she looks more of an alien than Christina Ricci. Her head is f-ed up.
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Tila Tequila looks like an Asian Bobblehead Doll with bolt-ons.
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#6 let me guess you're a brain surgeon right?
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She looks like a Bratz doll if they come out with a "hood rat" line.
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LOL @#17....
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She looks like an alien doll.
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#11 and #16: Do you take everything you read so literally? Must be why you come to the sites with all the pictures...
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http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.j...
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#20 -- nice try, too bad YOU FAIL.
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she's scary looking...and whats up with the bruised legs?
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AAHHHH ITS AN ALIEN! MARS ATTACKS!
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ugly and midget,could it be worse?
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looks like a prostitute, no class, very disgusting
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dear god...that head, that face...she looks like an alien
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This is what society has come to.....There are people starving to death and this thing makes a living by faking she somebody. Ow wait...That's have the people on this site....And I like this site, but come on....Cosmic dust has more meaning in the universe.
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Used & Abused
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this is what happens when you feed gremlins after midnight...
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or was that mogwai's...awww fuck it...she's just plain ugly...
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lol dis troll lookin bitch is famous because she has a lot of virtual friends on myspace? Seriously???
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Tsh - that's one fucked-up pancake face.
I'm normally into rice, but that face is just plain freaky. No Lub!
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She's such a skank.
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my god this is my favorite thread in a while...the comments are so fucking funny...
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hey do ya think that SHES what Audrine Patridge keeps looking up guarding agaisnt an invasion from?
LOL Aurdine isnt doing a very good job LMAO
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Lmao McCracken.
she proper super extra terestrial here. call area 51 quick. they ain't doing very well at covering this shit up, are they?
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Talk about retards...what happen to the bag thing...she's begging to bagged. I'd hit with a bag on her, and bottle of whiskey.
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she got the nickname tequila...because its takes a bottle of it to find her sexy...oh and if you go deep enough you'll find a worm(s)...
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#22 What did I fail at? Probably using words small enough for you to understand. Try sounding them out and if that does not work ask a grown up to help you.
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Tila Tequila looks like a.....fucking tadpole!
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I am so sick of this girl.....everytime I see her she looks sluttier than the last time in a poor attempt to offset the ugliness of her face........she's failing miserably.
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...like a garden gnome with Down's Syndrome.
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Her face just freaks me out...
There's freaky good and there's freaky bad...she's freaky bad!
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#41 You really think I thought that was her real name? Again, being that literal must take a great deal of joy out of life.
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Looks like a preying mantis
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Ahahahaha lol at fin's wording
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BROWN BAG THAT ALIEN FREAKSHOW!
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