Bastardly Body Double: Jania & Angelina or Mya?
Monday, February 20th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jania emailed us and said that she's been told that she looks like Angelina Jolie. Though both Moe and I concur that she's an attractive girl, we were leaning more towards her looking a little more like Mya.
























Defenitly more like mya. I see a tad of angelina in the top half of her face but more all around she looks like mya.
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wait, lemme get this straight. we are basing this one one friggin picture? first of all, this girl deserves punishment just for saying she thinks she looks like angelina jolie. she doesnt look ANYTHING like her. i agree with the mya comparison, just because she has crazy eyes. this girl isnt very cute.
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sorry.. it is not just mya or angelina's eyes or nose or mouth alone that make them pretty... it is how it is all put together... and personally this girl is not pretty... she doesnt have IT
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she looks like none of them. she is not hot at all. if any body she looka like a man. or
downtown julie brown. big nose , long huge forehead. get back to hot chicks.
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I have to say that this girl has balls for sending in her pictures especially when she is trying to compare herself to the "sexiest woman in the world". She deserves to hear all the negative crap people are saying because anyone who goes fishing for a compliment deserves the ugly, UGLY truth shoved in their face.
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Yeah I have to agree with what's been said already: this girl does not look like either of them at all. She is not at all cute and her eyes look extremely nutty. And let's not even get to that eyeliner! This poor, delusional girl. She's not ugly but she's definitely not cute either.
And is it just me or does Mya look kinda Indian in that pic on page 6?
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She does not look like either of them. I think she has Haylie Duff's nose. Some dude must have been feeding her that line just to get her in the sack or something because it's not even close to true. Is she fucking blind. I agree with Amy79. She deserves what she is gonna get on this site because she's got some big fucking balls comparing herself to someone as fine as the Jolie, Queen of Hotness!
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I can't tell, because I can't see past her gigantous nose and her beady little rat eyes.
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I agree. It takes HUGE cajones to say you look like one of the hawtest celebs out there. I tell people I look like Brian Dennehy, just to be on the safe side. So when they meet me and see I look like Edward Furlong, the shock isn't too bad.
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Home girl needs to lay off the liquid eyeliner. Maybe she poked herself with the applicator a few too many times and that's why her eyes look that way?
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Ok, I know it's pretty safe to get on message boards and say you look like Angelina Jolie and then never cough up the proof, and that's exactly what this broad should have done, because when I saw her pics I started laughing. Mya looks like a rat fink and so does this chick. How drunk was she when she put these up?? HAHAHA. I mean, come on.
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Girl needs a nose job, bad.
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her nose is the size of my head.
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She must be kidding. I happen to look exactly like Angelina Jolie, and let me tell you, this girl looks nothing like me.
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She is quite unique looking, although I wouldn't label her 'ugly' or even 'unpleasant'.
Regrettably, she doesn't resemble Angelina Jolie... or the other lady (in my opinion). Maybe her mannerisms are like Angelina's, or her voice, or when her face is animated she resembles her...
Mad props for her to send in her pix, though. She's got some brass balls, yo.
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"Jania emailed us and said that she’s been told that she looks like Angelina Jolie"... by some guy tring to get in her pants!!!
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Eye shape and eyebrows are a bit like Angelina's...but she looks more like Mya.
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Firstly, I apologize.... regardless of what I think, if it's a not so nice comment, I keep it to myself - BUT - this is one time I simply could NOT resist.
She looks NOTHING like either woman (poor delusional thing), what she very much does look like is:

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I think she's pretty cute, I can see Angie in her eyes and forehead, but that's it. She could pass for a Mya double with extra lettuce and onion. Mmmm, doubles with lettuce and onion.... *drool*
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mya is so damn hot
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I think she does look like like Angie. All you have to do is have a few drinks, put a paper bag over her head, turn off the lights and shut your eyes real tight and wallah - your own personal Angelina Jolie.
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Jania, Adrien Brody called; he wants his nose back!!
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first thing you notice is HIDEOUS BULBOUS NOSE!
ugly rat eyes, SHE'S DELUSIONAL!
and this mya, her body is so nasty! look at her skin and then the sweat under her armpit in the last pic.... gross!
if this girl wants to compare hersefl to mya, just let her, they're both hideous!
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Mya's skin is gorgeous and that's OBVIOUSLY not sweat - it's clear deodorant! Anyway, she DOES look like that animal - hilarious!
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mya's skin is nasty! loook at that fat thigh! ewwww
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she looks like someeone i make in the sims 2.... not kidding.
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HEY! Moe. some people told me that I look a bit like Angelina, but I would like to hear bastardly oppinion, how can I sand you my photos? Kisse.
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WHOLE SHIT SHE LOOKS MYA x: AND SHES HOT
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She looks more like Mya. And she's wearing contact lenses. I've tried those on and my eyes look exactly the same with the black circle around them. So no Angelina there. Just a little Mya.
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Whoever told that girl she looked like Jolie... lied.
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She's obviously wearing honey-colored contacts.. that's what makes her eyes look so bizarre. o.o
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Not really looking like either... And Mya has a hot bod!!! Angies is just gorgeous...
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Yea she really got some balls....There is only one Angelina Jolie....that girl is crazy
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Is this fucken chick on crack. If she thinks she looks anything like those two shes got another thing coming! People must tell her that when there drunk out of her mind! You ugly bitch!
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You guys are so freakin' evil! I'm still laughing though!
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This chic resembles angelina joile
http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/photoGallery/images-photos/59.jpg
http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/photoGallery/images-photos/13.jpg
http://www.xeniaseeberg.biz/photoGallery/images-photos/24.jpg
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I think you haters out there need to shut the hell up cause at least I got guts to post an opinion about me and I don't see you other (say so pretty ) girls doing that...Meaning you got nothing on me! That being said...Hush up and play nice!
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she doesnt look like either....
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eew, you ugly skank! Stop kidding yourself, you look nothing like angelina, what ever gave you that crazy idea? Drink less, sleep more, then look in the mirror and you'll see the ugly truth staring back at you.
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