Bastardly Breaking News!! Victoria Beckham Shops @ TARGET!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

What next?! Wal-Mart?
Is money low? Did it finally hit her that she's overpaying for her Gucci pantyhose and LV tampons? From the looks of things, something really big is cooking up in the Beckham household & I think it might start with Div & end in Orce.
And, in other news...David Beckham to celebrate oldest son's birthday by phone from Shanghai
Soccer star David Beckham will have to celebrate his oldest son's birthday by telephone from China.
The English midfielder, in the middle of an Asian tour with his Los Angeles Galaxy team, will call his family Tuesday for the birthday, his press agent said Monday.
Brooklyn, the oldest son of Beckham and pop star Victoria Beckham, will turn nine on Tuesday.
"Unfortunately they will not be here (in China), but they send their love," David Beckham told a crowd at a promotional event. [The Canadian Press]
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Next stop: the trailer park.
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So you're trying to convince me that she doesn't have hired help for this stuff? Plz, she just wanted to be in the camera again.
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Why does Posh's face always look like she just ate a big spoonful of shit.
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she is ugly...beany eyes with tiny eyebrows, piggy nose, ugly lips...damn woman...during her spice girls days, she looked much better
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