Bastardly Exposed: The Butcher/MICHAEL MASON/The Peoples Champ/How to pick up chicks/The Guide to Getting More Out of Life/Micha
Monday, February 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Seriously, who the fuck is this guy that consistently posts useless comments trying to promote his own site? However, big ups to Melissa for pointing out what Moe and I have observed over the past few months...
Melissa writes:
"Have you noticed how “The Butcher� always says he has had drinks with everyone!>?"
Let's look at the records:
Sarah is fly…i have had drinks with her before… - on Sarah Blake
I have had drinks with her before…. - on Michelle Rodriguez
i swooped on her about 8 years ago at a grammy party in LA - on Lisa Loeb
I have played tennis with maria before… - on Maria Sharapova
I drank wine with penelope back in 1993… - on Penelope Cruz
I have hung out with lohan before also…decent…. - on Lindsay Lohan
this looks like a fashion show I put on …. - on Blugirl
the girl reminds me of my swimming pool in miami beach…. - on Jessica Alba
I hung out with petra in london…sweet girl… - on Petra Nemcova
I have had the pleasure of sharing some cigarettes with her…. - on Adriana Lima
That's just a sample of the useless comments we've encountered on the site. There's a bit more and they're just as useless and a waste of time to our actual readers. Seriously dude, we don't give a fuck about you or your site. Why don't you send us pictures of some amazing escapades you've experienced? moejackson.com@gmail.com
Melissa writes:
"Have you noticed how “The Butcher� always says he has had drinks with everyone!>?"
Let's look at the records:
Sarah is fly…i have had drinks with her before… - on Sarah Blake
I have had drinks with her before…. - on Michelle Rodriguez
i swooped on her about 8 years ago at a grammy party in LA - on Lisa Loeb
I have played tennis with maria before… - on Maria Sharapova
I drank wine with penelope back in 1993… - on Penelope Cruz
I have hung out with lohan before also…decent…. - on Lindsay Lohan
this looks like a fashion show I put on …. - on Blugirl
the girl reminds me of my swimming pool in miami beach…. - on Jessica Alba
I hung out with petra in london…sweet girl… - on Petra Nemcova
I have had the pleasure of sharing some cigarettes with her…. - on Adriana Lima
That's just a sample of the useless comments we've encountered on the site. There's a bit more and they're just as useless and a waste of time to our actual readers. Seriously dude, we don't give a fuck about you or your site. Why don't you send us pictures of some amazing escapades you've experienced? moejackson.com@gmail.com
Word. Up.
Homey done botherified me as well...happy y'all calling the sucka out.
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That's a classic!
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if you can get reviews in the new york times book review/make best seller list doing an autobiography with made ups bits/enhancements. why not make similair comments on the net??? ;)
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You can click on my site, I won't mind.
But I'm not here for the sole purpose of driving up my traffic, and at least I use the same (boring) name every time...
I'm here for the chicks.
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when you leave comments like this:
black and white photography does wonders
MPM
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.(takenoutyoufucker).com
....yeah, not acceptable. This was from a Naomi Watts post.
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That is hilarious. I stop by here every once in a while and I seem to have come across one of his bullshit comments every time.
Has he played golf with the Dalai Lama, too? Stuck his thumb in Marlon Brando's ass?
I am going to go on his site and ask some sincere questions.
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HEY HEY HEY!!! He's getting sneaky... new handle!
How to Get the Girl of your Dreams
I remember Karima when she was younger….sweet girl - on Karima Adebibe
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I remember him when he was younger and we were sitting by his pool in Miami in 1993, when his tattoo was getting done by Slavador Dali's youngest nephew. He had an excellent selection of cigarettes and wine from several different French regions.
I think he touched my thigh, and I giggled with glee.
I think he's the new, but sexy Messiah.
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