Bastardly Fashion Rating: Lindsay Lohan Dropped Cash @ XIV Karats


These were snapped right outside the Beverly Hills jeweler...

Lindsay Lohan's mother just landed her own damn reality show.

How fucked up is that?

I mean, I thought we had already reached the bottom of the barrel with reality shows w/ Kim Kardashian's show on E!, but I guess we have a long way to go...

After months of speculation, E! Entertainment Television has greenlit a reality show centered on Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, and her 14-year-old daughter, Ali. Tentatively titled Living Lohan, the eight-episode series, set to debut this summer, will follow Dina as she balances life as a mother and a manager trying to help launch Ali's career as an aspiring singer-actress. [EW]


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wtf? What's up with her bulging stomach..

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:04pm
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I mean, I thought we had already reached the bottom of the barrel with reality shows w/ Kim Kardashian's show on E!, but I guess we have a long way to go...

dude we are way past the bottom of the barrel at this point
we've broken through the earth's crust and are heading straight for the fiery depths of Tartarus

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:14pm
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End of season but still wouldn't mind some. Wait, I am not sure...

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:15pm
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I still like Lindsay but damn she's lookin' a little rough here. Situps!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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hahah bitch looks pregnant

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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Preggers or beer belly?

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:32pm
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Who cares, those tits are looking bountiful.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:39pm
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Loving the extra weight, nice to see a little bit of meat on her again.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 11:10pm
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LiNDSAY,STOP EATING!! YOU LOOK HORRIBLE!!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 11:32pm
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I thought the caption was Lindsay finishes her shift at ?(insert your favorite strip joint here) and jjm dropped some cash on her trailer trash bloated belly g-string ass!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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I don't care that she put some weight on...I want her bad...real bad.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 12:49am
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Cant decide what letter I would like her legs to make in bed. M or V

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 12:57am
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There is no way this chick would be bad in the sack. No way...she is built for sex.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 1:11am
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That New York mag photoshoot ruined her for me.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 1:28am
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i'd hit it over and over...all you fags that say you wouldn't are...well..fags

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 2:11am
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Wow, this girl needs to tone up. Lay off those 400-cal Starbucks, L-Lo.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 2:33am
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I hope the slight weight gain means she has kicked some other habits. She can get into better shape the right way later.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 5:05am
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Getting fat. I shudder at the thought of what she might squeeze out if she really were preggers.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 6:10am
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LOL i love how people here are saying SHES fat....i hope those some people think that if LiLo is FAT then WhoreRaat is fucking obese.

and if i see them filming that show, ill try and get on camera LOL

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 6:41am
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I think Lindsay is undeniably hot, just looking bloated in the belly here.
But yes, kim k is obese.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 7:43am
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That belly is just a build up of cum from the previous nights festivities. Do you see the chapped lips?

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 9:21am
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I work her out good and plenty

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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Those titties look juicy as fuck. Hell yeah I would smash! She's starting to look hot again. Although she could use some crunches.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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I don't care what any of you guys say, you'd all fuck her in a heartbeat!

Monday, March 10th, 2008 @ 8:28am
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