Bastardly Fashion Rating: Pregnant Angelina Jolie Shows Off Her Goods!
Monday, March 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Jolie, Pitt move to Texas for child birth
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to give birth to their next babies in Texas. The famous celebrity couple who already have four children and have relocated to a 270 acre ranch near the rural town of Smallsville, Texas for the birth. Pitt is currently shooting for his upcoming movie The Tree of Life. The family will be in the town till Angelina Jolie delivers. [One India]
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buttaface (except for his lips)
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She looks like a man with boobs.
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Why must she insist or ruining her body with rug rats??
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Why must she insist on thinking that she's fucking Mother Theresa? Adopt some goddamn kids from this country, bitch!!! And where the fuck is Shiloh?
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I think that's her brother? It's a decoy.
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the little tykes t-shirt looks like mine. minus the really cool saying "a lion among man."
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i love her dress, just that
her son is very cute
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I don't think she looks like a man. Now Jennifer Aniston....she looks like a man.
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i am just curious how a man (brad pitt) who was still married to his wife can move on so fast within a few months after divorce, love a chick (not just physically) and make babies?
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am i the only person who finds this bitch unnatractive?like really unnatractive?no,im not some jealous bitch,but she is just,dare i say say it,not that pretty.there is no femininity in her face whatsoever.and her ugly big ass lips always look fucking dry and chapped.shes fugly really,and looks so much older than she actually is.i just dont get the fascination with her,and i never will.so shoot me.
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Damla, One foot was already out the door.
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She isn't that attractive to me either. But people have their fetishes. I think guys who like the really dominant type/aggressive sexual woman would find Angie really attractive. But, as Donald Trump said so eloquently, "She's now Miss World" or something to that extent.
Also realize that she's not tanned in this pic. She usually looks better.
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Her beauty is within and it shows, and to begin with she is not an ugly .
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oops! meant "NO miss world"
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I bet Brad has hit that a total of once or twice! She seems to focused on saving the World! All hail Saint Angelina!
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can`t they take their spawn and move to another planet?they can afford it,and Angelina looks like she hates people anyway
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Lots of people walking around with these skull-emblazoned clothes on. Really charming on a young child. As Jesus said, "Those who hate me, love death." I think she'd be "happier" back in hell where she comes from.
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Well, at least here I can't see the mummy arms nor the usual stupid face expression, long sleeves and sun glasses be blessed.
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Angelina is not a natural beauty she has had surgery : noise, lips, breasts. Also she looks like a doll without any life (when you see her face) and she is simply the stereotype of sexy for many boys who don't care about the natural looks : big breast, big lips, small noise, contrast dark hair and bleu/ grey eyes and she looks fake even without make up: you can tell she has had cosmetic surgery( espacially when you look at her when she was young or you just focus on her face for more than 10 seconds..). She represents the bimbo...the vamp that's about it and as # 12 said she attracts men who likes the aggressive type sexual woman but still her body is far from being perfect: thats why she never succeed as a model.
she is crazy but not completely dumb...i would't share my bed with her tha'ts for sure!
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UGLY UGLY UGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. ANGELINA SHOULD OF DIED FROM CHILDBIRTH COMPLICATIONS.
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