Bastardly Halloween Costumes: Janet Jackson

Are you sure that's not Janet's mom? WTF happened to her? YUCK! She must be embarrassed to look like Michael so she is trying to make herself look as different as possible. It worked.

TAMMY...WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I'm a fat cow and there is no room in my California King bed but me. I am 5' tall and weigh 500 LBS. I wish I could have someone in my bed.

Geez Chewbacca, take it easy. Did MJ touch you in your bad place?

Capt. Trips,
Get down with hate you Nazi!

Zeig Heil fucker....

Of course I would love your sig Tammy. I would feel blessed.

Yes it does. But at least it doesn't have VD like you!

haha...have a nice weekend...

Ummmmmm, okay then.

Man, Janet has totally hit the wall. Yuck.

Capt Tripps,
Tammy doesnt give autographs to hate Nazi's.
The fact your screen name has a rank of authority in it implies the hatred you smear on these pages.

Once again, Capt. Tripps,
Not sharing knowlegde and friendship=hatred

dankbean,
I'm so sorry.
Can you forgive me and let the healing begin?

They thought I was Jabba the Hut!

there once was a really lonely wookie
who invaded the net cause he couldn't get any nookie.
one day he logged on
and then got flogged on
and now he needs his barbie and a cookie.

if i wanted to talk to a bitch, i'd whistle.

Oh, debo,
If you only had a clue

Chewy, are you talking to yourself?!...I'm sooo confused...does it smell like pot in here?

Yeah, I got the aids from the 3 girls I raped in New orleans. I should have known better.

But that was before I came over and raped your dad.

My panties are far from being bunched from your presense Chewy, but if you were here to start sparks then why are you defending yourself when people say shit about it...sounds like someones taking thier own shit too seriously...if you can dish the hate (so to speak), you better damn well be ready to take that shit too. And as far as the Tammy clones whatever situation is concerned, it was annoying, petty and in the end, really redundant...and that would've been the case no matter how I felt about Tammy.
Allright, I really have to go, see ya kids in a bit.

Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn, your story is boring Chewy. Why don't you come up with a new one over the weekend. You should go back to fire setting. You are much more interesting than a sniveling MJ lover that you are pulling off in here.

Not till 5...and there is way to much to lick up. He drives the bobcat in through the patio doors to lift me up, then he sprays me down with a hose.

Kind of like the fat bitch from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Oh my god! Sick! That is the fattest bitch I have ever seen! I hate you Chewy!!!!!!

Ok, there is no way in hell I will ever, ever, ever get that fat (not that I am fat now) because I think, after seeing that, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT AGAIN!!!! Pretty soon I will be skinnier than Nicole 'the insect' Richie!!! Thanks a lot Chewy!

get it get it, what does bushy mean? Is that anything like your crotch, underarms, and ass? Yes! 2nd grade all over again!!!!!!

It's not as bad as that nasty tubgirl picture someone kept putting on a while back. That was sick!

Now I can't get that damn chicken dance music out of my head, along with the image of that fat bitch bouncing....AAUUGGHH!!!!

Thats cool, he's fun to pwn

Ok, what the hell is pwnd? Whatever it is, it's got to be less painful than that chicken dance video!
Oh great! Thanks Tammy! Now I have Jolene, Chicken Dance AND that bouncing fat chick in my head. AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Oh he squealed like a girl Chewbacca. He said, "Finally, I can feel something inside of me!" Don't worry little guy, penis enlargements aren't too terribly expensive.

Cynthia, as Chewbacca explained to you in the Peace One Day post:

CYNTHIA YOU ARE SO RETARDED!

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON’T KNOW L33T SP33K (ELITE SPEAK)

"PWND=OWNED, AS IN BEING DESTROYED,
OWNED QUICKLY BECAME PWND BECAUSE IT’S A COMMON MISTYPE THAT IT S KNOW COMMONLY USED" - CHEWBACCA

Oh yeah...

"YOU HAVE BEEN PWNED BY CHEWBACCA
-WWWRRRRAAAAAOOOOOORRRRRR"

Couldn't help myself!

you guys are stupid and annoying. stfu already. thanks.

I am not a gamer, so I do not know what pwned is. Nor do I care really. But thanks for clarifying that for me. I get such an education on the Bastardly!

omg not only did she put on 30 pounds she also put on 30 years!

I saw this live on my TiVNegrO. Before I watched the latest episode of APartheid Housewives.

and yes you too can find out about those products and services via my latest post.

I plug, therefore I am.

Dear sweet sainted Betty...why do I read this f'en shite? Have I told you yet how much I hate your superficial, cynical take on the whole female species??? God, I hate you...and, yes, you're welcome you little weasel. Wouldn't you love me to kick you little ass???

Who the hell is Betty?!?

Its not so much the extra pounds... Its that www(wicked witch of the west) outfit minus pointy cap and green foundation. She couldve just worn something else.

When I saw that pic in Star magazine,I thought maybe it was just a bad picture...But damn,I guess the whole nipple thing must've got to her.
Is she really pregnant?

replicawatch

You people are the insane one's.... leave Janet and Michael alone already. Get a life!!!

video-slot-machine

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What is she supposed to be...her mom maybe?

fat cow. that's for damn sure

Nebraska sucks...

Capt. I have a funny story about my autograph, but I guess you would have had to have been there. So I guess it's really not that funny. Oh, nevermind!

Oh ok you have drug it out of me. Someone once asked me for my autograph because they thought I was someone else. It was funny.

what is is today?

stretch pants and a t shirt?

with the fluffy pink legwarmers?

hahaha

awwww he's crying.
well quit acting like a moron and people won't pick on you.

that's not true at all. i'll still pick on you. oh well...

Is that how you call for your mom?

When I sign it do you want me to sign it Tammy or do you want me to sign it Jabba the Hut?

Well, I figure Chewy wants to go find love he needs to get the hell off of Bastardly. I don't think there is much MJ love around here.

I am Queen Tammy...don't you know. I think that is what someone was calling me last week anyway????

and on the NOLA rape comment, i'm out. have a good weekend.

I wish I looked as thin as Janet does in this picture. Her body is the size of one of my legs.

Tammy is this you?

Harvey, here's a video of Tammy I found.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/chickendance.html

No that is not me....I am much larger then that. It does kind of remind me of Elrod though. He is such a trooper!

You have been pwnd!

Okay, that quotation mark should be around the "Cynthia you are so retarded" line too. Oops!

Maybe he doctor ran out of botox?

Shes Pregnant.

Vdaddy - will you turn off your caps lock button?

He obviously did and Chewcacca obviously liked it.

Oh yes, I smear hatred. Whatever. Go cry in the corner. Obviously you are too young and ignorant to know about Capt. Tripps.

You are just jealous and lazy.

Do you want us to sing you a song Chewy?

I just wanted to post my views. I think it's unfair that you people make fun of MJ. He was proven innocent in a court of law.

And why attack his looks. Tammy says she's fat, but noone attacks her looks!

Why attack and kind, kindred soul like Michael Jackson?

michael jackson is a pedophile, and if he didn't have 20 foot walls to hide behind, i'm sure a REAL kindred soul with an appreciation for decency would beat him within an inch of his life.

artist or no artist, weak motherfucker or no weak motherfucker, he's a petterass, and he deserved more punishment than he got. end rant.

and tammy's in the middle.

circlejerk time.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Once again, I supose I should put up a disclaimer!
That comment above was just in my hate monger fire setting charachter.
Not to be taken seriously

Chewbacca cracks me up. I really love the "wwrrraaaaorrrr?" bit. I can't help but relate that sound to a tiny, injured little baby animal in need of love and care. But for his character to be so hateful, it's just hilarious.

I think MJ should be shot, and I dispise the Jackson family, but then again, thats what families do, they stick together.

Now his fans on the other hand are a strange folk. And that was what my satire was trying to portray, with a bit of south park humor tossed in for good measure.

"man-on-boy love is perfectly ok"

Haha

I guess...Elrod says my body reminds him of Fat Bastards off Austin Powers. I was really flattered that he would say I looked that thin. We had hot monkey sex for him complimenting me like that!

Are you sure this is a recent picture.......WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?!?!?!?!

I will help you out Cynthia...Think of Dolly's Jolene or Apple Jack. Maybe Mnah Mnah from the muppet show. Those are even worse to have stuck in your head. Love YOU!

Pwnd-Verb, (pooned, or powned)

The verb pwn (past tense: pwned, pwnd, pwn'd, pwnt) as used by the Internet gaming subculture, means to beat or dominate an opponent (pwned can mean "to be to be made a fool of"). While it probably originated as a typographical error of the word own, it is now used intentionally by many members of the subculture. The term has become so ubiquitous in Internet circles that it is often used outside of gaming contexts- for example, "He just got pwned in that debate" or "The bears pwned that hunter."

Other theories of origination
The widely accepted origin of the term traces back to the misspelling of the phrase "owned" by a top (or highly skilled) player of the game Quake. The term quickly spread to less significant players; eventually expanding to virtually the entire population of online gamers.
One story reports that in the game StarCraft, someone made a custom map where losing players would see a special message. However, instead of typing in "YOU WERE OWNED," a typo resulted in "YOU WERE PWNED." It is said that every use of the word pwn therefore comes from this one hapless misspelling, or a similar one occurring in another game.
One explanation is that the word's development mirrors the development of names given to popular programming languages. The 'C Programming Language' was given its name, as the next letter after an even earlier 'B'. 'C++' was the name given to the next iterative revision of C, an inside programming joke which recognizes '++' increments a value by 1. By the same logic, the word pwn represents own incremented by a value of 1.
Some people believe that the word was originally a contraction of the term power-owned, pure ownage, pistol-owned, perfectly owned, personally owned, ping-owned, player-owned, professionally owned, powerfully owned, or properly owned. These are probably back-formations.
Still another interpretation makes the case that pwned was not an accident, but instead a contraction of the word pawned. This theory is based upon the idea that the person who was defeated was owned, and then pawned off, as an item would be at a pawnshop (see pawnbroker). "Pawned" also refers to a checkmate in chess when done with a pawn.
One of the ideas of its origin comes from the hacker subculture. Password Own meant that a person owned the root password, and thus no one but the password owner could access that machine any longer. Password owning is such a powerful way to lock down a Unix machine that it explains how pwn could have gained popularity in online gaming as a more powerful version of own.
Another theory supports the idea that pwned originated on gaming forums after the word owned was banned. Administrators banned the word to try to keep flame wars down, and as a result, forum users merely changed the spelling to get past any auto-censors in place. (See also article on Pr0n).
An extension of 'owned', the idea being that you cannot pawn something/someone (sell it to a pawnbroker) unless you have already owned it/them. "You didn't just own them dude, you pawned/pwned them". The popular DOTA Allstars custom map for Warcraft III pops up a message saying "A just pawned B's head for C gold" everytime a player kills another player.

Pwn has become part of the sub-language of gamers called 1337 (short for elite) speak. While primarily used by gamers, this language is also used by those who commonly partake of IRC programs and other chat mediums such as AIM and Yahoo Messenger.

It is possible that one reason pwn has caught on in the gaming world is because the pronunciation of the letter "p" sounds more like an impact sound than "o," emphasizing the act of ownage.

Very informative Chewbacca. I'm impressed! I can't believe anyone besides me would read that entire thing.

Hey, don't knock the Thrilla!

I don't see you offering your bed to boys with cancer!

There's nothing wrong with man-on-boy love!

There were people like you who riduculed other people that were different!
They were called Nazi's!!!

Get back to Germany, Tammy Hitler!

Leave MJ alone!

Getting Gay with Kids makes the body feel good that you're doing something so nice!!!

It looks like she could be hiding extra bags of Cheetos and chocolate cake in her dress.

I might be a Stephen King reference, but it still smears the hatred of a Nazi presence.

chewy, youre a fucking idiot.

i'm not the forgiving kind.

I'm interested in why Chewy suddenly has filled his heart with love and joy???? Did you get laid pookie?

You're also a bad liar, now run along and let the grown-ups have thier fun.

And debo,
You make refences to people cloning Tammy. Is she/he your hero? Why do you care that people duped who user id? Is he/she a god on this website?

I mean, it's bound to happen when you have a website that doesn't force it's user to use unique username/passwords and they can sput shit at the tip of thier tongues.

As far as all the wired comments I've made....WOO WOO!!!! All Aboard!!!! Here comes the clue train! Last stop is debo, Capt. Tripps, dankbean!

I've made my comments soooooo far out there that I ASSUMED people would laugh at the satire, but alas, everyone gets their panties in a bunch and assume I'm just some kid spouting of random shit, which of course I was. Hwoever it was simply to spark fires.

And to retort the people saying I need to shut up and let the adults talk, how naive. I mean afterall, this is a website that mostly consists of poking jabs at a celebrity photos, god forbid people come here to discuss real topics!

I make my comments here to poke fun at the people who take themselve WAY too seriously here.

This website is a time sink to some her,
nothing more.

Now, move along

Janet Jackson has been in hiding and comforting herself with excessive amounts of junk food due to a bout with depression since her shameful superbowl mishap. Just the first theory that came to my mind. Either that or she's in love. Love has a way of making you feel comfortable and helping you put on the pounds.

I understand your dark humor chewie. I like it too. I know that no body would seriously say that shit and mean it.

arguing on message boards is just plain idiotic. and arguing in comments to threads is damn near bushy.

No comment about tubgirl! It's just something you don't want to have to go through alone is all I'm gonna say. hahahahahaha

I refuse to believe this is a recent picture of Janet........

you guys are stupid and annoying. stfu already. thanks.
hahahahaha - dumb bitch!

dank...if you only knew...

Oh God. Whatever kid. Go do some research and get back to me pookie.

See, just look at the hatred here :*(

the beat is off, but the sentiment is right on.....

and tammy, sure i want your autograph, but you have to write it on

deeeeeezzzz nuuuuuuttttzzzzzzz

(sorry, i'm tired and uninspired)

Debo...did you find that picture of me? VD was on earlier. He's gone now though I think.

O.K., I actually just wanted to pop in and spit my wits..but I gotta go for my run, I'll be back...don't let the Chewy love get to you, I heard he's got the HIV...

If that theory is true...then I must be full of love...as I am a fat cow!

Hey guys, I think we have all been "pwned" again. Damn you Chewbacca!!!!

Like I said Amy...she is either trying to disguise herself so noone thinks she looks like her pedophile brother anymore or she is trying to be her mom for Halloween?
Either way she suceeded!

Mnah Mnah

Duet do, do do Duet

Mnah Mnah...

Amy...it is...I saw it on several different blog sites this week. They are all making fun of her "new look"!

What's the deal with Lena?

I don't know, Jermaine Dupri must be wondering what the hell happened Janet?!

Who wouldn't?!?
I mean, it's MJ.
I feel so blessed to have made love to that sweet, sweet, caring loving man.

Enlighten me,

seriously, your humor consists of babbling like a retard, and googling everything you see. shut the fuck up already.

Chewy..if you are the original Chewbacca then you are also the retard who was around at the forefront of all the madness surrounding the Tammy clones/haters and, as well, the ignorant ass who would say shit like, "SHOOTING AND LOOTIN ‘05 NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!I PWNED SO MANY PEOPLE THERE."...if that's not "spreading the hate" I don't know what is!...I don't believe anything more needs to be said on the subject...

...oh chewy, I don't think this has anything to do with me "getting" your humor or reading into to what you are saying...I just think you're lame and tired and you need to find some friends (or something...)

I am still freaked out by that one french person googling "sexy children... 15 years old" and being linked to this site! Bastardly is the devil!

How is that even relevant? Is that not starting an argument?

Chewy, I pwnd your boyfriend last night.

No way!!! I wonder what has happened to her recently to make her go back to her old fat self......

"Muslims don’t have priests thanks." - Lena correcting Moe on something he was clearly simplifying for everyone.

You're pretty much the stupid and annoying one. No thanks! Chewbacca pwnd your ass last night! Don't hate.

He totally liked it. And you know, that's okay to admit that he likes being touched by a ghostly white man who thinks that he is a woman and who is actually morphing into a mutated version of his sister LaToya.

Tammy, are you flattered that people love you so much that they feel that they have to impersonate you?

Why do your homework for you? I'm not your mama. Figure it out yourself.

I have love and joy for people that spread love and joy like Michael Jackson does.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Whatever! Go sit in your circle of love somewhere else.

I think Chewie is actually very intelligent and likes to pwn all of us!

Does Janet look darker?

Take the self-righteous sheet off your head and brush your hair or something. Be careful that no one sees it though. And no one asked you to post in a thread that annoys you. Bright idea, post in one that you like!

Would you like my autograph?

they thought you were Sky Jones?
Janet Reno?
Madeline Albright?
Tom Arnold?
Margaret Thatcher?

Is it the 70's again. Circle of love. What the fuck is this shit?

Yes, a very intelligent, sexy child indeed!

arguing on message boards is just plain idiotic. and arguing in comments to threads is damn near bushy.

Not using proper capitalization and punctuation means you are a complete idiot too!

WRRRAAAAAOOOR

Yea, I found it...you look like a girl I went to high school with, it actually supised me for a quick second, you're alot smarter than she, however, she was actually kind of a ditz, but really nice. I think the "rate this chick" currently up is a sad desperate woman who's in a serious state of denial...

Michael Jackson couln't have said it better Harvey

I can't find that turkey drumstick I was gnawing on earlier.

Chewbacca...come over here so I can pet you!

Check between your thigh rolls.

Thanks Harvey...I found it!

Is Elrod there to lick up the mess?

eeh that's just gross. I hope she got a Coupon deal on that one