Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Ashley writes:
"I want to be on the site!! I don't think I look like Adriana Lima but im surely hott!!"
So folks....is Ashley surely hott?
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























she's hot
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Fucking gross!! In one picture her face is all mutated- what the hell? And nice camel toe....just keep telling yourself that you're hot but you can add liar to your description.
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honey, you are not HOT, you are FAT....shed 30lbs and then come back and maybe we can talk.
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eh...she looks hot in some pictures, and not in others.
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THAT'S A MAN! A very FAT Man! With Jennifer Anistons Chin!
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She is hott. I would hit it all night long... Oh yeah, and dont dog on the camel toe, DIG THE CAMEL TOE>.... DONT BE SHY, PULL YOUR PANTS UP HIGH, JUST LET IT GO AND SHOW ME YOUR CAMEL TOE!!!
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she looks equiped for nasty things
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Jersey trailer trash.butt face UGLY. shem looka lika man.
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Guys, take it easy. I will bet any amount of money that a guy sent these pictures in and this girl has no idea that she is being torn apart by a bunch of hack fashion critics.
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Maybe from behind, with her knees together, and her back arched.
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OH WTF! she is far better than i m going to get. and she has a great personality too.
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She is average in my opinion.
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Her fashion sense is driving me up a wall.
But besides that, if she lost a very pounds she'd make it to a "butterface", but I think that's the best that she could get to..
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sexy kinda.............NOT
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Hot like a dormant volcano.
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yah who gives a shit who sent this in.
the fact of the matter is is that ashley is a psycho bitch who's full of herself & I bet she won't mind that her photo is here when she finds out (b/c she's a psycho bitch who's full of herself).
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Eww
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NASTY FAT PIG!!!!!!!!
GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!
EITHER WAY, YOU'D STILL BE UGLY!!!!!!!!!
dont you just hate people who dress up and think they look hot, but they totally dont have the bodies to be wearing clothes like that. they start feeling all confident when people stare, but they're only looking at you, because they cant believe how gross you are!
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Just nice. . .She seems that she doesn't know how many beautiful girls are out there and we mean realy beautiful girls not just a next door girl.If all those had sent their pictures here,bastardlies will have lots of work to do for the next 20years. . .And she realy needs to lose some killos. . .
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She's average. I'd say she looks like Jamie Lynn Sigler from The Sopranos
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It looks like she ate Jamie-Lynn Sigler from The Sopranos.
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fuck all y'all...she's got the guts (chortle! lol..) to post her pics and wear the clothes she wants and enjoy herself while doing so.
When your an old man (like me in my late 20's) you'll find women who dont have issues about how they look are a rarity. Esp. as thier ass gets fatter, thier eyes get sunken, skin gets flappy and their resale value goes right out the window like the proverbial burger wrapper.
I for one, would tap that big ol' butt.
like a motherfuckin' keg w/ handles.
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Geez gush, you sure know how to talk to the ladies! haha I'm sure she's so pleased to hear that you would "tap her big ol’ butt"
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I agree, she does look like Jamie. Personally, I think she's average. There's nothing extraordinary about her looks, but the fact that she THINKS she's hott when she really isn't just makes you want to slap the broad.
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Her facial expressions make her look like she's on crack....and her body does not.In the second pic she looks about average weight...then looks like she gained 20 lbs in the other pics.
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I literally laughed out loud when I saw these pictures! Hot? LOL LOL. She's average and if her hair was I don't know "better" somehow, she'd be pretty enough to give blow and get a bj from if I was a dude. LOL LOL
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you're right rockeramy1979...she's not old at all and prolly hating me sayin' that...
I would SOOOO tap her big youn' butt...
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she's for sure a little thick, but she does have guts to send pics into this site, that's not easy. She could stand to lose some junk, then it'd be a totally different story, she's not fat, or ugly by any means though, a couple of miles a day, and couple of sets on the butt-buster, maybe some leg lifts, and she'd be a lot better looking, 6-8 months. I can see the lip waxing in her near future though. By sending in your pics you are looking for criticsm, constructive - like mine, or not, like almost everybody else's!
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She'd probably look a lot better if she wasn't trying so hard and if she wouldn't have called herself hot- personality plays into looks, and her's sucks.
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FAT BITCH
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I thought this was a joke at first. She's cute - BUT when you pose slutty and act like you're on Girls Gone Wild, you better be DAMN DAMN smoking hot, which she isn't. I think she would be pretty IF she would try to be classy and drop the 18 year old collgege girl act.
Gil out!
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Surely hot? Nope. But she is incredibly ugly.
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Definitely NOT HOT!
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terrible pose in first picture, looks good in the second pic then falls off again in 3rd pic where she reminded me of a critter
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Go fuck off 'me' .. she looks fat in that first pic because of that shitty pose.. the second pic proves the girl is not fat. She's got a good body.
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Well if she's hot then I must be out of this world. She is a bit fat and not only in the first pic. I bet she gets men whistling after her simply because of her boobs and that made her send the pics in. Yeah, the boobs look good I think. But that's where the good looks end. Sorry sweety..some man will whistle after a bag of shit if it had boobs.
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she's kinda cute..she reminds me of the girl who plays Meadow Soprano , she looks like she could be Meadow's sister
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Well she's not ugly but she doesn't really have the goods to back up the attitude and the poses. And if someone would PLEASE tell her to stop drawing attention to her midsection when it's not something she should want others to focus on. If you don't have a waist AND your belly isn't somewhere near flat, why draw the eye there? This is a classic example of a girl or woman thinking that, just because something comes in their size it MUST look good. No. No, it doesn't. She could look very cute in some better clothes. But these outfits are all pretty abysmal.
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I think she has a really pretty face, and the voluptuous thing is working for the most part...just lay off the tanning beds a bit, get rid of the kissy faces, and take away an acccessory per photo. I say hottie.
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3 words. FAT ARROGANT BUTTERFACE.
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ok maybe she's oen of those people who thinks shes totally hott when shes not i mean seriously your not hott, your pretty but ur DEFNITELY NOT anywhere near adriana Lima's standards yet i guess she works out so theres a higher chance for ya darl
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she looks like a linebacker fer the packers
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Hey! I thought we only verbally beat-up the rich & famous?
Let this delusional little gal alone... in her own mind...SHE ROCKS. Let her be at peace with this convoluted concept. Don't know whether to give her props for the balls or a wedgie for idiocy of sending her jpgs this-a-way. tsk-tsk-tsk!
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Built like an inside linebacker. Yuck.
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She's delusional. And fat. And ugly. And a bitch for making me waste 5 minutes of my life looking at her cheesy photos.
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How funny! She is holding the camera herself in the mirror in some of these pics and straight up in front of herself in others. She's her own biggest fan.
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yeah hi, this is ASHLEY. tha girl in these pics. you all can cut the shit with the "shes fat" lines. jealous haters get the fuck out of here. do you seee cellulite hanging off my legs or stomach? no..id like to see pics of all the people who said im fat and i bet their ass cheeks are hanging off their chairs. 2nd of all i don't even know how i got onto this sight because i never sent my pics in, but i dont mind being on here, and i actually enjoy the negative comments. 3rd of all i took a look around and think i look 10x beta than half the girls that send in their pics considering i dont wear an ounce of makeup and the girls on this sight look like their gona go blind from the pounds of eye liner and eye shadow their wearing. this is what i look like and im not hiding behind a mask. OH AND i dont look like a man, but thanks for your opinion, and i dont live in the tanning bed..im sicilian and thats my natural color. so keep all these negative comments coming, i love it!!!!!!! and hay if you really got some good shit to say but its too "mean" to put on this website IM me on aol @ OxBaBi AsHxOx. ciao
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John from ausie who the fuck are you bro? that girl is from myspace and shes fuckin slammin. maybe that first pic is just taken at a weird angle but this chick is definetly hott! www.myspace.com/ashleydelzoppo. and what girl isnt full of her self these days? all girls take pics of themselves every 12 seconds. especially girls from the city. this girl is sexy and fuck all of youse whose saying otherwise.
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i personally dont understand all the criticism on this girl. shes right, shes not portraying a fake image of herself with loads of bronzer hair dye and all that nasty shit. and if you looked good yud be snapping shots of yourself more then this gal does. i think shes hott. anywho i looked at all three pages of pics and dont think she looks like a fat man, just in that top one maybe she looks a little odd, probably just a bad snap shot.
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I'm surprised that she's not flipping out for somebody sending in her pictures to The Bastardly.
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this chick is flippin hot. and if she really was a man before they did a damn good job. id fuck her brains out. now i got her screen name. :)
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uh,
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she's fuckin slammin? Your name is CLAUDIO, take your boyfriends dick out of your ass, insert it into your mouth, and shut the fuck up.
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yeah, you look like a man, thanks anyway though.
some of these pictures look like they were all taken in the 80s. back when she was still not fat and slightly attractive.
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that's definetly not a man!!
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ok sorry, she's not a man. she just looks like she ate several men.
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Yall are haters. I think she is beautiful. Every person is beautiful in their own way. She is so not fat. If she were really skinny, yall would be calling her anorexic. So either way she just can't win with you haters. Hun, If you are reading these nasty posts, don't pay them any mind. You are beautiful!!!!! Don't let superficial, most likely two faced people ruin your day!
Peace!
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she's alright. cute. looks like a girl I would hang out with, but WHY did you put that first pic of there?
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She's a doll.
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She's ugly
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[...] Hmm…doesn’t “Gianna” have a striking resemblance to former Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley? Yup, cause it’s the same fucken girl! You think I’m not going to pick up on this kind of shit? Hey, if someone’s going to wanna send pictures of the same girl to me atleast let them be ridiculously hot…like Petra Nemcova level. If not, don’t waste my time with this shit. [...]
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you know this girl talks alot of shit about how good she looks and although i don't think she's anywhere near as hot as she does, i wouldn't mind banging her b/c of the potential high sluttiness factor...certain pics she looks kinda tasty actually, but in others she's just sloppy-cute...but cute nonetheless...now what she needs to do is get her look consistent w/that very 1st one, then we could do a whole bunch of good, hot shit for real
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There seems to be a rise in the amount of "Bastard Girls" who make this pucker face. I can say it only works for a small few, she not being one.
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This girl has the highest self esteem I have ever encountered (even higher than this really ugly horse faced girl that went to my high school and looked EXACTLY like Bing Crosby that thought she was really hot) I mean she is fat I don't know what pictures she is looking at! Then to become defensive and indignant? Some one is delusional! I mean I don't think I am a super model or anything and I wear waaay too much make up- but if I was this girl I would NOT bragging about not wearing make up- you need it! and a diet!
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I also want to say I don't think this girl is ugly or gross I just think she really thinks too highly of herself, having an inflated sense of self is unattractive, selfconfidence is one thing. I like taking pictures of myself too but I don't think I am smoking hot and I would never claim that I was- if I did- I would be embarassed because I am not. This just reminds me of all the ugly girls you see walking around in playboy tshirts (and these girls would NEVER make playboy- unless there was a braille edition) I would never wear a playboy shirt because I am not that hot and I just think it is embarassing when girls that aren't that hot talk about how great they are that's all. I felt bad though I don't think this girl is ugly, I probably just wouldn't like her attitude!
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WTF is wrong with you people????
who gave you the right to judge people's appearances..who cares if she's hot or not (i think she's pretty but anyways if she likes the way she looks GOOD FOR HER!! she's allowed to.....whats so bad about that?
THIS WEBSITE IS LAME!! i bet you the guys on here are fat bald 40 year old virgins who live in their moms basememnt..i mean hello..why would a hot sexy intelligent rich REAL MAN go here..he would be out playing the field with sexy beautiful women not discussing them LOL GET A LIFE LOSERS that goes to the NERDS who own this website too
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^^ bitch please...why are you here then?
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I'd do her, see what she's like.
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Oh, and #78, why did you ever surf this site? Secondly, the people want to be judged, they sent in the pictures. And third, most of us aren't over 40 and bald in mama's basement. Sounds like you know alot about that shit, thinking you still live with mommy and daddy. OH, I'm 27, Network Administrator, so I have nothing better to do that to do this stuff...you need a good piece of meat in your mouth to shut you the fuck up.
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surely not
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She's ite.
I do believe that the backward spelling on her shirt can only mean that she took that picture of herself in the mirror.
That's not hot.
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"JUST LET IT GO AND SHOW ME YOUR CAMEL TOE"
HAHA!!! Even Biggie couldn't have said it better....
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Aside from her disgusting face and overweight body....her sense of style is like a pile of fly infested poo. Seriously girl, get a life and quit taking photos of yourself and claiming to be hot.
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I don't care who sent these pictures in, she's still ugly and needs to get over herself- most of those were taken by herself TRYING to look sexy.
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skank who will need to start waxing her upper lip in a few years. maybe as the last meal before execution, but otherwise nothing hot at all
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see, i was all feelin the fact that she was OK, and, was brave enough to send in these pics to a site where as people like me rip Jessica Alba and HoLie.
But see, i lost all respect when i got to that pic of her in the Yankee's jersey.
Any chick rooting for the yankees is superficial. all they know is 2 things...
1. they win
2. they THINK derek Jeter is hot...
SOOO hence, a yankees fan.
but, all in all, congrats for having enough bravery to send in pics to a site like this.
as for looks, im sorry to say sweetie, if u strolled into my store at 3am looking like this, meaning your clothes, i wouldnt give u a second look beyond seeing if u were gonna steal.
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well Phillip, there was the infamous Aromia vs Adriana Lima... that one was not well received by sender.
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http://i1.tinypic.com/s5csp0.jpg
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http://i1.tinypic.com/s5csw9.jpg
http://i1.tinypic.com/s5ct4i.jpg
http://i1.tinypic.com/s5ctab.jpg
that's definetly not a man!!
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I suddenly feel sick.
I need to go read more articles on Adriana Lima's virginity...
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PS anyone of the people that run this site, i have a question....
do any of the chicks that send in pics like this ever email back or respond on here with what they think of some of the responces they get?
im just curious.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD DRIVE A NEW YORK DUMP TRUCK THROUGH THOSE THIGHS...
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