Bastardly Lady of the Day - Brianna

This is a joke right
these are the first couple pictures in some porn series
"Brianna was going door to door trying to raise money for the cheerleading team and...."

These chicks really are brave...or stupid. Adriana... HA, HA, HA, HA! Stop it I'm dying!!!

on a scale 1-10? 4, sorry

not cute
LADIES: IF ANY OF YOU SEND IN A PIC SAYING U LOOK LIKE ADRIANA AGIAN... I WILL KILL YOU MUAHHAHHA

Kissy
in my dreams they are nuns

True that.
honest - i'll do either one of them.
but gorgeous? sorry, better than 4's but don't make 6.5

Ya those pics do look kinda old, also I think the chick standing to the left of her in that last photo looks better.

haha i reckon that's her daughter

86 the cheerleading outift and find a plastic surgeon to fix that nose. Pretty eyes - but everything else is just average. A solid 5.

oh ya i forgot to add...i'd still do her

well put senin - This chick needs a nose job, not Lisa S......

Yeah john, i just like to see how many people i can get all riled up about it.... just watch and see.....

NO but really, this chick could use a nose job, Lisa's nose was fine....

keep up the good work then

yeah, girl next door / closet FREAK look

*Lisa’s nose was fine….*

Ya, if you are a big Bozo the clown fan. Enough said.

Go Team Go!
And Who's Your Favorite Ho!
Brianna!
Brianna!
gooooooooOOOOOOOOOO BRIANA!

yeah, i love banging chicks while they are still in their cheerleading uniforms.

Post # 40...agreed.....not to sound TOO dirty, but, asureadly, my ex was 18 when i did, but try a girl scout outfit....now THAT screams innocense....

girl scouts, fuck that, i go for the Brownies!!!

phil and iceman see post #8

didnt realize Iceman was a Priest!!! LOL

lol.... True true...

ah, cub scouts wine too much, they just cry and complain " it hurt, no dont do that, ow"... WINE WINE WINE>....

depends. if they're the kind that where tights underneith the skirt, maybe not. but if its just little panties under there....then id think so. haha.

dude, ya'l seen that movie "hollywood Knights"? where teh cheerleader does her routine during the pep rally but forgets to put on any panties? oh man, thats great..."my dick.... is in the punch!!!"

She looks more like Jennifer Aniston or a man. She has very manly features. Like Jennifer Aniston. Is she/he a hermaphrodite? Whatever...it's very brave for sending in these terrible pics. Blech!!!

Ice

In response to #52, I don't see it. She looks more like a "oooowwww......you're on my HAIR" kinda whiny bitch. A good hair smack on the ass and a hair pulling would whip her litlle cheerleading ass into shape. Teases.

And WHO can forget Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone dressed up like Catholic girls in the Aerosmith video?!? Now THOSE TWO ARE hot........!!!

Rock on Pottymouth

You hit the nail right on the head. Anniston as a tranny.

LOL IRL!

True dat, John

I stand (well, I sit now but) corrected nonetheless.

Yeah, well, we have a tendency to that in our old age.......(chicks). Unless you are blessed by winning the gene pool or have an ungodly amount of money to pay for it. Damn hormones.

yeah but it's not like they are old old
they are both in their early 30s
they are the anti-eliza dushkus

someone told Pamela to take a shovel and bury herself. That's applicable here.!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Brianna, Karl Malden called; he wants his nose back.
She looks more like Adrianna from the Sopranos than Adrianna Lima....
Actually, she looks more like Adrian Gonzalez on the San Diego Padres.

ROTFLMAO Fonda!

LOL, FONDA!!!

Come to think of it: Snap #2. Schnozz and Schnozz 2. The Schnozz Sistahs. A face-bumper that comes in handy when these gals are with their small-penised boyfriends.

Now where did i put that brown bag...

nodak - ROTFLMFAO - FACE BUMPER!!! hahahaha, another one for the lil book.

wow, these comments are harsh......... I am scared of every single one of you now........ because I am German and have a VERY German nose........ us poor big-nosed people get NO respect. At least I have size D boobs and nice blue eyes to make up for it

*rolls eyes*

lilyspryte - I feel ya, i got a nice size FACE BUMPER TOO..... its cool!! never said i was perfect.... D boobs and nice blue eyes huh? Lets see, send the picts...

i actually like chicks with a slightly oversized nose, like, that BLOTD Pamela the other day, that is TOTALLY what i dig.

but man, these commenst are getting pretty hard LOL, she seems like a real nice girl tho, i get a nice warm feeling inside when i read those comments, and, i dont mean that ina nasty way...

Dear Lilyspryte--
As a German, you are "exempt" from any lambasts regarding the size of your schnozz. Because everyone ADMIRES how the German genetic pool has developed your large nose-size, so you can INHALE the beer while you DRINK it, too! And with those large titties of yours? You also have the good fortune of having an always-ready TRAY upon which to place the beer stein! Lucky you!

Now, add some plastic leiderhosen, 4-inch stilettos and a bullwhip?

You are EVERY AMERICAN BOY'S DREAM!

what is BLOTD mean Phillip?

I'll tell ya, the standards for being a cheerleader have drastically changed when I was in High School. I remember the student body used to vote and we always picked the easy, hot chicks that liked to party. By the wholesome looks of this chick...the faculty must pick them now. I bet her GPA is through the roof, not saying that's a bad thing because it isn't but in my day...the cheerleaders couldn't spell GPA but could suck a mean cock whilst getting pounded from behind by one of my fellow team mates which is all any of us were interested in anyway! HAHAHAHA God I remember those great after the game parties..good times good times! Uhhhhh I'll be back in about 8 minutes ok!

potty time frame

8 minutes = 80.5 seconds

80.5 seconds if I spank it hard enough! Average is 8 minutes though!

unpretty - normal.

we don't want normal looking people anymore!
we need to get another freakishly ugly girl like lisa on here to make things interesting.

Hey, don't talk about me like that!!! (my name IS Lisa--haha)

oh, and Potty, I can get mine done in less than 3.........

But you have to understand that I recently was forced to view pics of Fergie! Does that help explain the delay in climax?

Ah.....that definitely explains it!! ack!

Sorry but you look nothing like Adriana. Not even close.

frumpy ogre. lol.

Why would you do this to yourself?
You like like just an average person. What makes you attractive is that apperantly you're still in your teens (looking at the cheerleader uniform). Youth is attractive.
You kinda look to be in your 30s though. But with really good skin.
I would get married young.

*sigh* a typical example of the cool cheerleader girl who was popular in high shcool so everyone thought she was pretty but thinking back u realize she was totally average. Brianna is one of thosse. Generic stright teeth, generic blue eyes, generic perfect colgate smile, generic eye liner make up and just generic generic generic. The nose however is not generic. Its huge.
anyways i give her point for not being slutty, not posing like she is kissing the cmaera, not having drinks in her pics and not being full of herself. good job.

these bitches suck ass.

She's a cute gal... naturally pretty! Much better than the toaster-tanned girls trying to hard to be "sexy".

i agree violet... she is so naturally cute...

she has lovely eyes...

not cute, at all.
sure she has "pretty" eyes .. everyone with colored eyes.. that is everyone with eyes that aren't brown, are considered "pretty" eyes.. just because someones eyes are colored, it makes them a hell of a lot prettier to people, no jk.
if she had brown eyes, she'd be a lot uglier.

in your dreams honey.... ona scale 1-10...6.5

she looks like a better looking Megan Fox. but, shes ok i guess. she kinda looks like my COusin Michelle with Brown hair.

She looks like a really ugly Jennifere Aniston

how the hell old is this woman? and adriana...puh-lease!

Dave hit it on this one - She is normal, average, whatever you want to call it... Nothing spectacular about her, she has beautiful eyes and teeth, but so do a lot of people. She is not ugly by any means, but not HOT either. Would like to see more skin to make a better determination.

you're going to keep pressing that button
eh iceman

She looks sweet wholesome & cute. I wish more girls dressed like her instead of dressing like sluts.
As far a Adrianna goes, A. Lima is a beautiful freak of nature who hit the genetic POWERBALL lottery. Not many women on the planet look as beautiful as she does. But this girl is very cute with that girl next door quality sweet innocent look about her.

Ice,

Yeah, looking at these chicks with delusions of ADEQUACEY (not EVEN granduer), I have suddenly risen to HOT status. Thanks, Bastardly!!

Hey Dave, Good name BTW, after I saw that there was a clone on the site I stuck my last name in there to avoid any confusion.

"I wish more girls dressed like her instead of dressing like sluts."

She is wearing a cheerleaders outfit.
i'm sure she dresses like a slut when she goes out

Picts in cheerleading outfit = CLOSET FREAK!!

brownies? dont you mean cub scouts? haha j/k

John - Yeah, but nuns dont do anal....

i bet cheerleader chick likes it in the pooper... what do you guys think?

" Now THOSE TWO ARE hot……..!!!"

were hot
that should be passed tense
they both look like men now

dude, yeah, what the fuck happened to Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone...WOW...talk about NOT aging gracefully....i dont know what Alicia's parenst look like, but look hwo uglyLiv's Parents are....Stephen Tyler and that Ex-model ex wife of his? ScareEEEEE

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hey potty, is your name either Rick Daress or Coey London?

her friend has the same nose.

6.5??? Are you kidding??!!!

she never said she looked like Adriana guys...

but anyway, she looks like a normal girl. not ugly. not hot. normal.

damnit, #13 took my name X-(

kitty - LMFAO, thats why were her, to help you feel better about yourself.... ITS ALL ABOUT YOU !!!

adequacy and grandeur...someone must have gone to college. hehe.

“I wish more girls dressed like her instead of dressing like sluts.�

if more girls dressed like cheerleaders...thatd be pretty cool i guess...weird...but pretty cool

depends on what church they are from
i hear the eastern orthodox nuns love it

they both got all fat-necked and pudgy

Sweet Mother of God!!

Just when I was getting a complex from constantly seeing all the hot chicks on here, I suddenly feel relieved. Damn, I DO look good (compared to these two lame-asses)!!

hehe no prob Dave, figured it was bound to happen sooner or later

haha you just proved the cub scout theory

If anyone can say that she looks good, I would hate to have grown up in your town.

OH, BURN!!

OH BURN

Goes to post 30

lawrence, id like to see YOUR town. is it just non-stop adriana-look-a-likes walkin around? hehe. (im joking btw, all in fun) everyone's tastes are different dude.

haha thanks Iceman. when you throw big words at me, ur gonna get burned. especially when ur on Bastardly

i like hannahs comment...i agree eye color has nothing to do with 'pretty eyes'..its all about the spacing and shape of the eyes.

sorry but you are fugly and brianna is the trashiest name ever.

thus putting you in the glen burnie!!!!!!!!!! category

nice color eyes but what a waist on such a disproportionate face. She's sort of ogre-like and witch-like at the same time. yeah, like Jennifer Aniston.

i think you guys are being too harsh on her. shes isnt ugly or fugly.. she has stunning eyes..

hehehehe! upload 'detailed' pics... then comments will increase... but adriana? briana? woh maan! am I on Mars ???