Bastardly Lady of the Day - Nadya
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Nadya writes:
Well, as you offered I decided to send you some of my pictures! It would be nice to hear some opinion about my photos. I'm Russian, but live in Latvia,near the baltic sea...I'm not a model.
Sooo what have you said about "hot russkie"? :)))
Some of my friends say to me that i have something from Angelina's look, but personally i don't think so. Big Russian kisses to you!
Well Nadya...Big American kisses right back at'cha!!!
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ur fine honey; just take it easy and the fake and bake
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Cute & sexy! Love the pouty lips.
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From a distance she looks great but up close it's a mess! Hate the hair. All the same I'd fuck her, and admit it even!
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page 4, she resembles Scarlett Johansson.
im with john, ill second the "shennigans".
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the hair and lips are scary....
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prettygirl. It's the first time though i've ever seen a girl with BLONDE roots coming in though..looks just as wierd as when girls have dark roots growing out
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Even if I was being picky (which is usually the order of the day around here) I would still have sex with her, she is cute with a nice body.
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She's very pretty ... but if i had pictures of myself in those positions etc I'd look pretty good too. She does have a nice toned body though.
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What Pottymouth and Me are describing is a little phenomena known as 'good from far, far from good'. It's arguable whether or not this is what's going on in the above pics. I would be more inclined to describe it as a good 'ol fashioned case of Seinfeld's 'good light, bad light'.
She gets an A for effort.
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not bad.
she doesn't look like angelina though...and her hair is DISGUSTING
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Doesn't look like Angelina...she's a bit pretty,she looks more model-like though (bone structure)
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I think she resembles kate moss more than angelina jolie. In fact, the only jolie like facial quality she has are those pouty lips.
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Thats pretty funny. Someone said she was slutty. I guess its all relative. Compared to a nun she is but compared to other bastardly ladies of ther past she isnt. She doesnt have the fake orange skin, the huge boobs, tons of make up, dyed blonde hair, and fake nails. She is totally natural looking. I love her body but her face seems too wide in some pictures. I cant say I like her hair either. I do love her for not being egoistic, not bragging about herself, not saying she is better looking than everyone else and not being slutty and fake.
Good job Nadya. You are a 10 in my books :) Keep being natural !
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Coming from someone part russian...All russian women look the same.
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Eeeexcellent...
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She looks hot on the first page pics...Her body's real hot for sure. Her face reminds me of Scarlett Johanson...don't know if it's a good or bad thing. Bad things are the hair/makeup and light on some of the pictures. In total, I think she's good looking. =)
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Hey does somebody think she's hotter then Stevie?
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I think she's hotter than Stevie. I like girls like her. Not slutty whores who all look alike and would do it anybody but girls who, while looking good, would be classy and charming.
I am not digging the hair but her body is fab.
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This girl needs some hair conditioner--WHAT IS UP WITH HER HAIR?
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Funky hair...this color (as well as a horrid eggplant like color) seem to be popular in europe for some odd reason. This she'd be 1000X's hotter with her natural haircolor. That said, not all russian women look the same-I have seen extremely homely as well as completely beautiful. She definately has an eastern european look tho-
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Nooo, not at all. Russian women don't look all the same. Russia is a huge country and there is a big mix of nationalitys there...so many different looks.
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Is it just me or she looks somehow like Kate Moss? Facial I meen...
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Definitely Kate Moss.
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Too bad, you are somewhat pretty, but with the orange skin and the poor interpretation of what is "hot" in the USA makes you look like trailer trash.
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Lolpop what do you meen in USA? It sounds like USA is huge model agency whole of models. There are more FAT trashes in USA then anywhere.
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Pics with your legs up in the air with your ass hanging out...not classy at all honey.
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And yea she looks more like Kate Moss.Sure this isn't a model? ;D
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Overall she is pretty, not a knockout by any means but quite do-able. The hair is pretty fuct up though for sure.
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Dont know why people go on and on about her hair, I like it, but on the other hand I aint american.
So how do I get in contact with this beauty? :)
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Ok, some things are good, some things are just plain terrible.
but the best part is... you can easily change the bad.
and when you do you will go from a pretty girl who is a little trashy to
a beautiful girl with a lot of class...as far as looks any way I dont know how you act.
You have great bone structure, a symmetrical face is where it starts!!
You have pouty lips, with a SHORT distance between where your nose stops
and where your lips begin...a sure sign of youth and health!!! (babies have the
shortest, elderly men have the longest )
Expressive, distinctly female eyes..(estrogen and lots of it )
Smooth plump skin.
Great mussle tone!!! and proportions
Ok, here are the problems, mostly in how you are using what you have.
great genotype(good genes)
bad phenotype (use of those genes)
Your hair is 1,2, no THREE different colors!!!!!!
as a RULE you can go ONE shade LIGHTER.. or ONE SHADE darker...Or one shade warmer (redder) with out looking FAKE.
This means if your hair is light brown, (in the middle) you can go brunette, or you can go dark blonde. BUT if you hair is light brown you should not go black and you should not go platinum. This is because these shades A. wont look believable on your skin tone and with your eyes and B. the processing of the hair will cause it to loose its SHINE and look unhealthy. If you have light brown hair and you dye it black, it will loose its translucency (the light wont pass throught it and it will look matte) and if you dye it platinum, and started with light brown then too much pigment will be lost and the folicle will be an empty tube, with ruffed up cuticle and once again, NO SHINE.
Rule 1: having GLOSSY hair, is much more important than the color,
and make no mistake, modeling agencies, do take this in to consideration, for instance if fixing a models hair is not plausible, then they will have to crop it, and if they crop it that gives her a totally different look...she becomes a different "type" and it takes years to regrow hair.
one good thing about your hair though, it is LONG, keep it that way, if you can, long hair always adds a few points for sex appeal, and MOST agencies will tell girls to grow it, rarely do they tell them to cut it.
all you need is a trip to the salon, and they will have to First put a stripper in , have them try one that is not going to change the color of your roots (Color OOPs is good)
so they can judge your roots and determine a reasonable color for you.
another thing that is hurting you image, is how tan you are!!!!!!!!!
Dont you want your healthy skin to last, dont you want to look like you are
still 20 when you are 30, and 30 when you are 40. Besides smoking tanning
is the worst for your skin. Besides, having a little summer tan is not what we
are talking about........YOU ARE TOO DARK, for you eye color, hair color, ethnicity, face shape. And when most people are looking at and admiring someone with tan skin,
it is because that person is naturally pretty dark and BORN that way. What color are you naturally ??? Dont stray too far from that and you will be gorgeous. Beauty comes in all different shades. Do you think that Scarlette Johanson would look right with Niomi Cambells shade?? She would look burnt. Do you think Niomi would look right with scarletts skin, she would look Aenemic!!!!!!!!
Besides tanning your skin and forcing it to produce melanin just doesnt have the same effect on the eye as a natural dark hue, there is a dry look to it, why? because it is burnt!!!
Rule 2. the health of the skin is more important than the hue.
most girls who tan, tan to cover up imperfections in their skin, so it looks flawless, not realizing that A. they are bursting blood vessels, and causing moles to appear, etc. and B. all the imperfections can easily be lazered away now, for about the same price as a year or two worth of tans in a tanning bed.
JUST BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
and as far as makeup goes, yours is just not doing any justice to your face!!!
you need to learn to put makeup on properly, if I was there I would love to teach you but the best thing I can suggest...
is that if/when you get your hair color back to a reasonable shade, and your skin back to a healty state, you should observe what hair/skin/eye colors you are working with and take note of actresses with the same coloring and how they do their makeup, and there will be different ways depending on the level of glamour they are going for.
one thing I can say is that IF I WERE you I would go a medium blonde with the hair, or maybe darker blonde with whispy soft highlights, either way go for a Violet blonde base(a colorist will know what this is) a soft yellow based foundation for the skin once I STOPPED TANNING, and believe me you will need a yellow base because repeated tanning breaks blookvessels and the yellow cancels out the resulting red. and I would use more eye makeup, to define the eyes, definately a maskara, and to start a brown or grey shadow in the crease always helps, eyeliner will help you "catch eyes" and I would down play the lips. You see you have very voluptous lips and to paint them red just is overkill, I would use a light mauve liner, soft blurred lines, and fill in with a baby pink (glossy, and semi opaque, but not shimmery).
Right now you look "desperate" and I would really like to see you with a more
"come hither look" be innocent and young for godsake, its actually very alluring
and you need to drop the pornstar poses. If you are going to emmulate americans, at least copy some good ones, stop looking at pornography for inspiration. Look up some of our more respectable young actresses........natalie portman for example...More runway less lingerie catalog. you can always turn on the slut factor for your boyfriend at home, but its not a good way to start off a modeling career, unless you only want to do harley calendars.
Maybe you will post some new pictures next year with a different look!!
good luck,
from an american-born-russian!
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Lord have mercy that is the longest post I have ever seen. I tried to read it but I couldn't. I tried to skim the rest but gave up about a third of the way through.
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Katrina...hunny crack kills...STFU
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[...] P.S. I already sent my pictures once, back in the days when I was red-head. [...]
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Katrina left a ridiculously long comment, how embarassing. what a moron. apparently shes a model scout or something and knows everything there is to know. it mustve taken her like an hour. what a loser.
anywhoot, you have a really hot body but i dont care for your face. the first pics on the window are nice
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[...] I already sent my pictures once, back in the days when I was [...]
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you look better with blonde hair, but still both very beautiful, really.
you probably get that alot, anyways, you actually made my day.
candid and all beautiful, better than ale and adriana, now they are average in real life, and they post them all the time, they should be posting a real pretty girl who is not even getting paid as much as them and is way prettier than them really.
im happy now, im satisfy, after those pictures of serena and girl bai ling
Thankyou
moe and jackson, you guys are great
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I will second and third the comments about hittin it from behind. I wouldn't even have to be drunk, but definitely from behind, ride it and slide it!
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she is pretty, but kind of needs a make over.
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I'm not a model
yeah and i like squeezing lemon juice into my eyeballs
I call shenanigans
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Yeah, if she did a photoshoot with a decent photographer and makeup artist she would definitely scrub up ok. Would most certainly give her one up the shitter.
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body from a distance is ok, but up close...yucky!
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umm.. she's OKAY.. a lil toooooooooooo slutty.
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.... I may not be a doctor but i'm going to preemptively guess you have skin cancer...
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