Bastardly Lady of the Day - Pamela

Not dog ugly but not sexy either. She is a bit overweight and has a weird shaped face. I would probably fuck her because she's a wild red head but not tell anyone about it afterwards. If I were asked, I would deny it.

Pamela, go a little lighter on the eyeliner and you might look BETTER! Her eyes remind me of Elvira's.

SHE LOOKS LIKE JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that is baaaaaaaaaad

Dude, she is fucking gorgeous! I would do her and I am a girl!!! She looks like a bad girl!!! HOT!

Do these haggard ass bitches just keep submitting photos? Why would they do that to themselves? Seriously, this broad has tit-acne. She should get a shovel and bury herself.

Oh my god!!!!! I KNOW HER!!!!!! HA!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!! She's in law school with me!!!! NO WAY!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

What the fuck Pottymouth? She's not even close to being overweight! I think she has some nice curves. She'd look a lot better though if she toned down the eyeliner and fixed her eyebrows.

dude...chicks on the bus are hot!

Hey Iceman? I'm Flattered ... I Guess you liked my little "Ho Ho Ho Holy Fuck Me" Train line so much from yesterday's Bastardly Fug Lady ... But I gotta say ... The Ho Ho Ho dis not come to my lips so easily on this one ... While she's not much ... I'm a natural redhead ... sometimes our powers lie in other area's ;)

*Squirt*

well if she's a law student for real she'll be hot in court. yep. i would get out of my seat for her on the bus.

Oh, she's a law student for real. I also go to school with her.

KISSY hits this one in the junk...... MORE GYM.... OK, most of you know my postings... Like the LISA (lady of the day) posting, SHE IS STILL HOT MIND YOU... But this chick, you all must be DUMB AND BLIND, you say Lisa isn’t hot, but this chick is??? WTF are you smoking???? Where can I find some of that shit cause it obviously makes you hallucinate. I WOULDNT BANG THIS CHICK WITH CRACKHEADS DICK AND BEANER HUMPIN....

jagexpress - THE HO HO line was pure f'in comedy, i had to write that in my lil book... YES I totally agree with you, red-heads have some other things going on for them. I dated this red-head chick one time, and she was a FREAK, we had some GOOD times, and some GREAT nights. so no diss on the red-head, she may be a freak in the sheets, however, i would also have to be about 9 sheets to the wind, lights off, double bagged (bag for her, bag for me, just in case hers falls off) rubber gloves and a scrub brush with bleach for me to begin to contemplate banging this chick with YOUR dick.

Iceman is on today folks. I have to agree. There are some hefty girls that I might do (not really) but she isn't even close to being one of them. Maybe two of them. And it's funny how the chicks who post here always hate on the hot girls but want to have lesbo sex with the fat ones. I have female friends who are bi, but they are all hot and only do hot chicks. Don't know what that has to do with anything, just wanted to get that in there.

Iceman > Difference huh? Ever been with a natural redhead over 20? Make sure the walls are insulated doll ... Anyway ...Um ... Skank (Lisa) vs Slightly Chubby Pamela ... I'll try to add some clarity ...

Skank(Lisa):
Is A Ho Ho
Not necessarily up for anything (Wood's You Say? Ewwww ... Gross ... Bugs)
Prolly want's Dinner/Cash/Stuff ... or else .."Oh Nop You Don't"
As Noted Yesterday ... Best to Approach From Behind and Slam
May Wrap Her lips Around Your Dick ... But Does She Swallow? Nah ... She spits fer sure ...

Versus

Slightly Chubby Pamela:
Is Good Ole Gal up for anything (Wood's You Say? Grrr)
Prolly would be happy with Fast Food/Picnic/or walk
Blow in her ear & gaze in her eyes and her legs will be wrapped around your thighs grinding the boner she already but there when you got a glimpse of her sweet breasts ...
AND ... Rest assured This chick will suck your dick with enthusiasm ... Swallow
AND ... be ready to climb back on board when you are ...

Or... Can you keep up with that kinda Heat ... Iceman?

*Wicked Grin*

seriously everyone, she is disgusting. what is wrong with you if you think she's hot?

mahoney - The LAST think i want to take special notice to is the nasty chest on this ape.... I think i would have to rip my eye balls out.

jagexpress - Honey, you have NO idea... I have been with a natural, pickle banging (then eating) lolly pop screwing kinky red-head.... and by no means am I saying that it wasn’t a great time. but if anyone couldn’t keep up, it was her. I have yet to find any chick that can. From 18 to 43, I’ve turned lesbians straight, and straight guys gay, trust me the kind of heat I pack is far to HOT for you, any other red-head, blonde, brunette, you name it, they'll fold. AS FOR LISA S..... We will probably go back and forth on this one for a while, I actually just repented to your last posting on her page... just telling you what’s up, but SHE IS HOT. TRUST ME, the pictures don’t do her justice, but on her behalf, I would like to apologize for her pictures not being as quality as Pamela's, I mean, next time, Lisa S will make sure to get the ZIT- fill chest shots, the just been fucked in the ass with a long handled rake look, and the close up alien head shots. I promise, she will try harder next time to reach the quality of this douche bag….

The real question is, Jagexpress, can you handle it, or would you fold?? Bring it Bitches!!!
cao

Not unattractive but not great either. Once again trying too hard to look sexy and I loathe women that use too much eye make-up, it makes them look like a porn ho.

Burnfish--
I knew you rocked!

first time poster, long time listener:P

shes probally a 8 on my scale, really nice look, very natural

yes, shes curvacous, but needs bigger boobs, but with the hourglass fig (which shes has literally) you cant tell,

DYNOMITE!

Don't you all love ratting on others because it makes you feel so much better about your dumb, ugly and STUPID selves! yeah... it's great! good times!

These chicks asked to be Rated! It's not like we copied and pasted their pics off of a site about gardening and made fun of them! Sometimes truth hurts!

Thanks for the comments, good and bad. Some made me laugh, like the "take the shovel and bury yourself one." That was pure literary genius. I was not expecting anything other than what I got actually. I quite simply wanted to say that I was on the site and will have a good laugh about it with friends. I probably must say something in my own defense so here goes: I have my own look that changes depending on work, school and going out; and to each their own! I am not American so that may be why I don't fit the mold of the typical "hot" girl as many of you seem to be attracted to. It was really interesting though to see how I am judged by people who know absolutely nothing of me but my pictures. Finally, I do just fine in my life and am comfortable and happy the way I am. So, thanks for letting me be on the site!!

Pamela has earned some more points with me for her intelligent comment! I like her! Seriously!

Very pretty green eyes

Thank you Kitty....Where you been? You're my fav.

I have to agree with potty, she has earned more points in my book too. Pamela, Great post, intelligent, original, and bold..... BROWNIE POINTS FOR YOU!!! YOU HAVE MOVED UP THE HOTNESS SCALE...

yep, def. her usual smart self. prob why she's graduating top of the class and im all the way at the bottom... maybe now i should tell her i wanna be her bitch. im sure her man wont mind...

I just hope Pamela has a better time in law school than I did. What a stressful time that was. Maybe it's a different experience in the U.S. All the best Pam!! :)

1) She looks like Blair Witch
2) Is that plastic covering on the chair. That is so 70's.

Hey Pamela, I think you look good. I totally agree with Farmgirl. You actually look, dare I say this, nice! Fuck the haters...

Pamela's like a celeb coming here to comment. I like it.

Wow, she has an original look, and she's not cookie cutter like all the other idiots who want to feel like they should "fit the mold". Being original is soooooo much hotter than being a barbie doll. Go Pamela! You make me want to post pics of myself!

Pamela's pretty but there's nothing really "striking" about her...I don't think she's fat or chubby...actually nowhere near...she seems "average" in size to me.

not pretty, but when you look at her, you just go 'meh' because she's not orange and not overly skanky. she's just an ok looking person. normal. of course she could lose some weight and has a weird face and nose, but it's ok this time. lol. she never said she was hot either, so we cant diss her too much.

YAY for Pamela being normal and even coming to comment. YAY!

{{{Thanks for the comments, good and bad. Some made me laugh, like the “take the shovel and bury yourself one.� That was pure literary genius. I was not expecting anything other than what I got actually. I quite simply wanted to say that I was on the site and will have a good laugh about it with friends. I probably must say something in my own defense so here goes: I have my own look that changes depending on work, school and going out; and to each their own! I am not American so that may be why I don’t fit the mold of the typical “hot� girl as many of you seem to be attracted to. It was really interesting though to see how I am judged by people who know absolutely nothing of me but my pictures. Finally, I do just fine in my life and am comfortable and happy the way I am. So, thanks for letting me be on the site!!}}

Good for you pamela, you go girl. You are one classy lady, you have got a brain, and you are using it.
I wish you nothing but good luck and fortune in your life's pursuits.....:)

whats with the eyeliner fascination everyone?????? she wears it out. never saw her in class with it on. i found this pic of her on her myspace. eye liner not bad there: http://img412.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img86392ki.jpg

^she looks different in that pic...i dont get what ur saying cb though about the eyeliner...she wears it out, but she doesnt wear it to class? i dont know, but i like the my space pic, much better. I myself am obsessed w/ eyeliner

muy caliente... i want to see below the neck... mmmm! she looks like she would be a good suck-er.

the loser aka me... *likes* thanks for the pics ! :)

first pic is the only one she looks good in

I think it's scary that so many men seem to think that the only women who can be considered sexy are waiflike, verging on anorexic. This woman is not fat. I really do wonder about young men who think a woman who has any softness to her at all is "fat" or "overweight" or some more insulting adjective.

Think about this...how many of you men who insist a woman be Paris Hilton or Kim Stewart thin consider yourselves pedophiles? Probably none of you. And yet when you consider how these "acceptably slender" women are built, it's a pretty blurry line there. If you take an average (perhaps even slimmer than average) eight year old girl...and make her taller...let's make her 5'3"...but don't give her any of the secondary sexual characteristics women are supposed to have...wider hips, rounder bottoms, pubic hair...and then get her breast implants (because she's not allowed to have enough body fat to actually make her own breasts)... she'd be your ideal woman: slim hips, small bottom, slim child-like arms and legs, flat belly, disproportionately large and abnormally round anti-gravity tits, no pubic hair.

So you guys who call a woman like this "fat" are borderline pedophiles, IMO. Nobody says you have to go out and nail a woman you couldn't pick up with the help of a winch, but you've really gotta stop being hypercritical of women for LOOKING like WOMEN.

To: YouFrigginPedophiles

Touché, me!

So was there supposed to be a comment there orrrr....are you just giving me the silent treatment orrrrrr....???

wow, i missed ALOT being sick yesterday.

this chick is real pretty. her nose is a bit big for her face, but i LOVE that, i dig the black dress standing next to the wall, theonly picture i didnt really dig was teh one on page 2 with the Debbie Gibson hair going on.

le me just say im really surprised she didnt get more love from us, i think shes real nice looking, someone if she came into my store, shed prolly catch me staring, but, i wouldnt be man enough to say something to her.

shes real nice looking, LOL send in more pics!!!

ah! how did that not go through

i wanted to tell u that you're weird and probably a fat girl yourself

I'd like to comment on the fact that "redheads are wilder in bed". Now, weve all heard stereotypes about every hair colour...blondes are dumb, brunettes are ugly etc. But let me tell you after much consideration amongst me and my buddies, this wild in bed thing is definetly not true. I personally have slept with 4 redheads in my lifetime, not one being anything special. My friends have also slept with a combined total of about 7 of them, I think that maybe one out of 11 were pretty kinky in the sack.

Now By no means am I putting down redheads, but if youre looking for a wild time I really wouldnt reccommend a particular hair colour. Perhaps a fat chick though-you know theyre gonna be pretty crazy and desparate cause they probably havent seen a dick in years.

Oh, me...if I may be so bold as to call you by your first pronoun...it's true, I'm a fat girl... well, if you think this girl is fat, sure...I'm fat, too. And I've been bigger. That you wouldn't be attracted to me isn't a loss for me. And here's a news flash, fat girls can get it whenever they want it. Do the majority of men prefer larger women? No, not today. But the ones that DO prefer it REALLY prefer it. And I'm not talking about late night bootie calls or some on-the-side piece of ass. I always had REAL relationships with guys who loved having a woman with curves. As for desparation...it comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't assume it's just a fat girl thing. Tell me you've never met slim women, attractive women, beautiful women, smart women...who put up with shit from some asshole that no one in their right mind would put up with. Me? I never let any man treat me poorly. Billions of men on the planet, why take one who makes me unhappy?

Assuming all men want women who look like waifs with fake bolt-on tits is like assuming all women want a guy with a ten inch dick. It just ain't so.

Women younger than me, slimmer than me, more outgoing than me were all very aggressively pursuing the man who asked ME to marry him. I said yes...and we married -- not because I think he's hot (which I do) but because he's smart and funny and sweet and just someone I love to be around. Even today when we go out, other chicks can be so blatant and shameless in the way they try to attract his attention despite the ring on his finger. But it doesn't offend me or upset me... it makes me laugh. Because he's going home with me and the man can't see me naked without getting an instant erection. So I'm not heartbroken or embittered because you don't dig me. I'm not mad at the world. But I really and truly am concerned that we've seemingly got an entire generation of men fed a visual diet of underfed, airbrushed, surgically-enhanced models during their formative years and who now have such unrealistic expectations about what a healthy mature female should look like that they criticize young women who don't live up to the fantasy. (As if young women weren't already self-critical enough after years of exposure to the same unrealistic beauty standard.)

How about this...guys, imagine growing up in a world where you were told that any dick less than 12" in length and 8" in circumference was inferior and unacceptable. Oh, and a nice straight dick...none of these curved imperfect dicks allowed. And you get that message from the media every day of your life. Women who can tell you're only packing six or seven inches think of you as desperate and pathetic and do NOT want anything to do with you unless they're really drunk and they most certainly would NOT admit they had sex with you. No, they'll go out in groups and cluster around the members of the 12+ Club and look at you with disdain for even existing. You'd probably go home and start buying every dick-growing product on the market. You'd subject yourself to surgeries that would hurt you physically and financially. You'd risk your life to try to come close to reaching that fantasy ideal. You'd base at least the majority of your self-esteem on whether or not you measured up in that way. If you said "Hey, c'mon...don't be so harsh....I know I only have eight inches but I'm a person and most men aren't going to have twelve inches or more"... the women would say "Yo, you jealous small-dickers make me laugh. Get get a bigger dick!"

Okay, so before you've reached this point, you've already been screaming "No, but you fatties make yourselves fat and nobody makes themselves have a small dick"... We all contribute to our ultimate appearance but we don't all start out with the same goods and we don't all respond the same way to the same amount of calories, amount of work, etc. How easily we store fat, where we store it, how hard it is to move it...it's all influenced by genetics. Belly fat is more easily lost than fat on hips, buttocks and thighs....yeah, the fat a woman is more likely to get. Yada yada yada.

Yes, I realize this site is here to make funny, catty comments about celebrities and the occasional non-celeb who has the guts to stand up and be recognized...but get a grip on your attitudes about how real people are and how they're supposed to be. I'd be shocked as hell if we all submitted pictures of ourselves and I found out I was writing to a bunch of supermodels and men who looked like Greek gods. Granted, most men have unrealistically flattering body images and so they all think they're at least two or three grades above where they REALLY fall on the old scale of 1-to-10. Even so, stop hating on women who don't match your fantasy. If you DID meet your fantasy woman, you wouldn't match HER fantasy. ;-)

I like this one... then again I'm biased to law students :-) Besides, she had the right idea about coming on the site!!! It's great seeing a gal who has a good head on her shoulders and is happy with herself!!

YouFrigginPedophiles, I'm a girl, but your extremely long comment was very insightful. I wish I had as much confidence and self-esteem as you do.

I've been reading the Lisa and Pamela comments. I think Pamela is way better than Lisa, even though she's fatter than her and not blonde. And Pamela is not full of it as Lisa seems to be. What d'ya think....

who cares about blonde? i was born a blonde but i dye my hair brown. blonde is not that great. in fact, i think it makes you more of a loser thinking you can be something you're not w/ ur fake blonde hair.

r u saying lisa is fake blonde?

what the hell is this. she's not hot. her eyes are horrible and .... ach, i can't be bothered.

shut up e. read everyone else's comments. you're a moron. her eyes are her best feature.

Correction, her eyes are her only good feauture. I'm gonna be real, like usual. She's not ugly, but she's not pretty. She's a normal chick, a tad overweight (just a tad). Normal chick. With a little too much crayon under the eye. Nothing more. I'm gonna go as far as saying she's the worst looking girl who sent in her pics for Lady of the Day (that I know of). She's not 'original' she's not interesting...the other girls, altough some looked like baribes, would've looked better in the clothes/hair/makeup she's wearing then she does. So...I'll go by that and stick with what I've said. But don't be brought down by that, girl, you're *not* ugly, just the other chicks were prettier.=) Plus you seem to be very intelligent. You'll make it in life.

#67 says the others "would’ve looked better in the clothes/hair/makeup she’s wearing then she does." That's the WHOLE point. They don't wear the clothes, hair and makeup. Each person has their own style. And her STYLE is awesome and she should get credit where credit is due. "With a little too much crayon under the eye." -- but that would be fine on the others? It's ridiculous to say nice everything but your face should be removed and lose weigh. What! That makes no sense. We're not creating a perfect person here. Just look at the whole package. Why don't you all check out Lisa and her OWN COMMENTS and see if you still feel that this girl is just "ok." and she is NOT FAT. Get over that. She is average!

J's Details:

Status: Single (Of course)

Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Underage sluts, Hermaphrodites

Orientation: Straight with a touch of Bi-curiosity

Hometown: Lynbrook, NY (I like to pretend I'm in the mafia sometimes)

Body type: 2' 10"

Ethnicity: No, Thank you

Zodiac Sign: Jacknifed Sugar Cube

Smoke / Drink: No / No (too busy maturbating to pictures of RuPaul)

Children: Perhaps someday I shall plague the earth if I can find a good old fashioned crack whore.....Like Lisa S!!!!! :D

Education: My momma taught me all I needed to know in the back room of the trailer......

Occupation: Liek, super kewl rock star man. I own the scene here in my town!!!!

who is J?

he is speaking to me, although my MySpace says NONE of that.

hey dude, dont hate. your prolly one of the memebers of the "Sausage Patrol" at my job, jealous cause i actually hang out with chicks and NOT other members of the male staff there.

regardless, grow up, if you are gonna make sfun of me, at least be funny, none of that shit u wrote IS funny...and, even if you DO "know" me, believe me, you DONT...

For the record, you obviously didnt read my comment about Lisa S, and, im not surprised, cause by what you wrote that you are trying to puvery as my MySpace, you obviously cant read...i have NEVER acted like i was in the mafia...and BELIEVE ME, i in NO WAY think i am a rock star or "own the music scene" in my town.

now go back to whereever you come from and brag about how you are attacking me ONLINE and not to my face, cause you are obviously NOT a real man...you can tell by the fact that you are attackin me, yet, where is the link for YOU to not be anonnymus? oh wait thats right, there isnt one....talking shit on an anonymus forum, wow you are a real big man, let me tell you...fucking pussy...

do you ever wonder why people who only have shit to say about others never identify themselves? Phil, the rusty trombone comment was just amazing. I am still LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I can not BELIEVE I've read Phil use the term "rusty trombone"... I don't what is worse, the fact he said it or the fact I know what it is!!

she's a pretty girl, i like the eyeliner. but i definitely don't believe her hair hair color hasn't been, um...enhanced. she's definitely not fat, very cute curves. and she's very well-spoken :) much better than the scary fake 'n' bake girls with are mostly plastic...

number 67 has GOOD POINTS

Ok number 73 violet, I am a moron, would you please enlighted me as to what a "rusty trombone" is. I'm sure it has somethinng to do w/the male genitals, but what exactly?
Thank you.......:) BTW, Pamela, you will do great in life I bet, good luck with your law career. I would not last one day in law or med school. Kudos to you for getting there.

she is not fat, she is what is rare these days, NORMAL!!!!! shes not anorexic or obese!

LOL I can't BELIEVE I am explaining this but a "rusty trombone" is when a guy gets his butthole eaten and is jerked off at the same time.... the overall effect is like...well...playin a trombone I guess?

Damn I'm a pervert!

DIKE!!!!

for the record, i STILL dont get how you all dont see how this girl is real pretty....

AND do you know what the FEMALE version of the "rusty trombone" is called?

the "Rusty French Horn"...thought you guys might find that ammusing...

Oohhh, I am sorry I asked. Learn something new everyday I guess. Thank you Violet, post no. 78, for taking the time to answer me & *enlightening* me too. Take care & God bless.....

Shes pretty, smart and not fat.
She could afford to stay away from the liquid lash though -_-

Argh..Ok fine you like her style...I never said her style was bad. I said *she* wasn't, overall, "whole package", what I would call pretty...that has nothing to do with what kind of clothes she wears or how smart she is or anything else. I didn't say she should errase her face and loose weight, either. It's just my opinion that her eyes are her best feauture...and alright she's average. And I didn't say the other would look GOOD with her makeup I said they'd look BETTER. But all of this is just my opinion. I'm not forcing it on to you. If you like the way she looks, and more importantly if she likes the way she looks, then that's great!

BTW, Phil, I always love your comments!

Aside from the tit zits (which make me wanna barf into my mouth by the way)and the fake hair color, and the tranny face...the girl looks ok...if you add the other shit in...she looks fuckin wretched and needs to be put out of her misery...oh and heads up, tits zits can be caused by METH...of which im sure this tranny is no stranger to.

http://www.myspace.com/spicyfiestyredhead

Somehow these pics are cuter on the myspace page. The first time I saw this posting, I thought to myself, eh? But you are much prettier on the myspace pages, I don't know what the difference is, color contrasting maybe? Btw, the straight hair works better for you, the scrunched hair looks cheesy and isn't as flattering to your hair color and features. Other than that, pretty woman.

after seeing that myspace i stick by my word that she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein

Seriously what da fuck is this girl all about.................. EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she's a fucking disgrace.. eew. she needs to have a luk at herself because she has got fucking balls.. putting UGLY pictures of ya self up on da internet dats what i call balls!!!!!!

"ya self up on da internet"
what the fuck are you? anyone who talks like that is instantly identified as a twat.

anyway...here's a picture of jocelyn widenstein for comparison purposes. the similarity is so clear.
http://socialitelife.com/images/filename-61.jpg
(although jocelyn's hair seems blonder now).

dude, you are a nut, where is the similarity! you are the ONLY one who thinks that!

dude...i'm a girl.

she's hotter than Lisa S.!

she is fuckin ugly as hell

shes not fat she's curvy her arms are just muscle kinda ya know

Page 3 Pict 2 = Just got done ridding the "Ho Ho Holy FUCK ME" train..... CHOO CHOO

I have to give her credit for 1.) not being anorexic 2.) not bleached blonde 3.)having a natural skin tone 4.) not looking like her only aspiration in life is to be in Playboy. Only complaint is lay off the eyeliner.

If i want to look at chicks like this i'll take the bus to work
and farmgirl she could still be bulemic so don't give her too much credit

I stand by my words! Look at how fat her arms look in pic one of page 2. The one where she's dressed up standing by a gold loveseat thing. She is chunky. I did NOT SAY she was a cow, I said she is a bit overweight!

I think the Jocelyn Wilderstein comment is way out of line though. Not even close!

Crackhead
not in new england they aren't

She's a curvy gorgeous woman, not fat. It's the fat comments that make women force themselves to puke or get rail thin like Nicole Ritchie. And she looks HOT in that black dress!

Why the hell hasn't anyone commented on the fact that her chest is covered in scabby, obviously picked-at zits(pics 3 & 5)?!?! Even if she weren't a fat, no-tittied, big nosed, white-trash whore, I'd still want to puke from that nasy chest-ne. ILL.

eww shes ugly lol

Pamela:
You seem like a well-adjusted gal with a good sense of self.
Now...just get rid of that bucket o' eyeliner.

If everything is affected by gentics then so is my taste in women
so stop your boring preaching

that's disgusting!! who would do that?!

have you looked at Wildenstein? Dude, what the hell about her and Wild look alike. Put your glasses on! You're just trying to be a jackass.

why do fat girls always want to strut their stuff? less makeup, more gym...

she looks like dirty piece of shit i sell meth to. i fucked her still.......... it wasn't all that great, just like "potty mouth" i deny it whenever asked. (-_-)