Bastardly Matchup: Hiromi Oshima vs. UglyRiceBowl

UglyRiceBowl is UGLY! At least she got that part right!

I think UglyRiceBowl is cute. In that innocent-schoolgirl-non-whorish kinda way. But Hiromi... She has my vote.

Yo, I have such an asian fetish it isn't even funny. I'll take 'em both to go please.

OK, who here isn't thumbing the datebook of demented dreams trying to fit in a threesome with teh two of them?

I think they're both *adorable*. Can't we all just get along?

I think they are both worth $10, but Oshima is so hot, I would tip her an extra 10 spot for her effort in servicing me.

My opinion: Ugly is kind of tomboyishly cute. I'm sure her mother loves her anyway.

UglyRiceBowl gets my vote. That's the kind of woman I would be proud to introduce to my mother. All y'all that voted for the inflat-a-skank are just confused by your infantile titty fixation. They aint no milk comin' out of those. They fake.

Hiromi has a toned body, probably has a butt ,and has a very pretty face - UglyRiceBowl has none of these. My vote goes to Hiromi.
Oh, yeah URB what is up with that outfit? It looks like you bought that in 1992. And to you guys who think URB seems like a nice, respectable girl, do nice girls refer to people as "Jap whore" and think that all black men are rapist/murders/molester etc? No, they don't.

The first chic has a much better body than the 2nd, hands down. But their faces are both the same man! Can anyone tell me the color of their eyes? Anyone?! haha

What's so special with this is girl where I see her all over this site? She looks all skinny and fat at the same time. For you stupid people this means: skinny ass body, fat as face....

Good thing your titties are nice and fatty too.....yum.

I give Hiromi a 10, and URB a 3. Hiromi looses 5 points for being a slut, and UGR looses 1 for those hideous high waisted shorts from the early 90's that make her butt disappear... Hiromi gets back 1 point per boob, which makes her a 7, URB gets nothing back because she's not pretty... Total= Hiromi 7, URB 2.

Hhm, if Chef takes them both, to go, is he hungry for more an hour later?

I'm not gonna vote on anybody cuz I think this is a little unfair. Hiromi has been air brushed, professional lighting and a photographer. Everybody looks ten time better with all that shit. Take Tara Reid. We've all seen those pics where she looks like a drunk ass 2 doller ho, but open up a FHM or Maxim, she is one sexy bitch. That said, I'd do them both. But with URB, I whouldn't worry about having to go to the free clinic the next day.

Ms Oshimi is an electrical engineer from the Berlinische Technologische. She specializes in plasma thermodynamics and string theory (and hot string bikinis!)

I'm going to take a gander and say Hiromi's titties are real. They sag like real boobies and in Playboy they look real. She is a little disporptioned though. Her face is cute but a little on the chunky side, I'll give you guys that. I guess if I wanted to have sex with a cross-eyed chipmunk I'd let her face go without a bag over it. Aside from her titties she has no curves. The second girl....(shudders)...what's up with the hair and outfit?

voting for ricebowl.... :)

Me too, another vote for the ricebowl. That first photo of HO [suggestive acronym] and others shown before makes her look like an overused dominatrix porn star. Too skanky, all fake. And what is that backdrop -- an airport, prison or trainyard? If URB had a stylist she'd easily surpass Miss Import Tuner

ricebowl looks wayyy better. I am asian so I can judge facial features better. hitomi is very average looking...dunno why ppl think she is hot...Im sure Japanese guys would think the same as me....I thought beauty was universal..but guess not :P

whhhaaaa??! ricebowl looks better? ewe...she's ugly for a chinese/korean/iuno girl..and HO is also ugly for a jap girl. btw, HO boobies'...they look like they've been fixed or something...i know from her before shots (playboy etc...) they look real, but the last pic on this page doesn't look real...looks like she got them even more bigger or something.

You silly dorks ... her boobs a real.

The face:

URG has a cute face, she doens't look hot, or sexy but just cute. (Michele Reis has a hot face) HO's face is really really really freaking ordinary for an asian girl. I wouldn't even give her a second glance (remember this is on the face only), actually I wouldn't even notice her.

The body:
URG has a very plain body. She's just skinny, nothing else special. HO has a nice body, mainly from her tits. If you take that away, she's really nothing special either.

Conclusion, i would go for URB, at least she looks cute, the whole big tit thing on HO... I'm passed the stage of dating whore-look-a-like girls.

ugly rice bowl... Makes me crave for rice. She's absolutely cute, while on the other hand.. Hiromi is hot and sexy. My vote goes to the natural beauty, asians are becoming fake also nowadays.

true...i see lots now w/ like, enormous breasts, which isn't a normal asian trait...although i think both are cute...

hmmm...i'm asian and black and i think asian woman have such pretty faces...but it's a cultural thing because it seems not all think that slanted eyes are attractive....

Overall, I think we should all stop being so hyper-critical. URB is pretty (and would probably look even better if the sun were not blasting her in the face and Hiromi is pretty also but more according to the unoriginal, eurocentric, cookie-cutter ideal. Which is better? Neither. If one was better, who really cares?!? What it all boils down to is that each of us can look at their photos or not look at their photos as we choose and in the end, each of us has to ask ourselves individually: Would I rather spend my time with a plasticized, blanket-ideal who probably has self image issues and makes me pull out my own hair or would I like to spend my time with a sensible and enjoyable person with whom I can enjoy my days and get things accomplished? While I think she may have fallen victim to a "cyber-mob" mentality with the scathing comments that started this thread, I will applaud URB for having the guts to show herself...

All you sound like bunch of dorks ... you keep forgetting that you still jerk back home while Hiromi and this other chick are been photographer for the best mags in the world ... now, how ugly can that be. I wish I was on Hiromi's shoes. I want to walk red carpet and be in late night Leno show too. Go hiromi.

URB'S hotter, way hotter than Hiromi. My vote goes to her.

Let's be realistic, Hiromi is not the best looking Asian Playmate or model. Denise Michell, Diana Lee, Shayna Lee, Sung-Hi Lee were some of the best looking Asian women to be featured in Playboy. That being said, Hiromi is still very sexy. It doesn't take a pretty face for an Asian woman to be hot. Sung-Hi Lee is much better looking but she's not that interesting. Hiromi on the other hand is very sexy because of the way she presents herself. Speaking form personal experience, sometimes the least attractive woman can turn out to be the most sexy one. Between the hot looking woman who is average in bed and the average looking woman who is a tigress guess which one is the better lay?

I Like how no one has even considered whether that really is a picture of "ugly rice bowl". Anyone can take a picture from a magazine or find a picture of an asian girl off the internet, has no one ever heard of myspace or seen online galleries. The possibilities to find any picture you want on the internet are endless. I just find the whole one picture thing a little suspicious.

Hot Carl has probably said the smartest thing so far --
besides
1.) You can't even be sure this is URB and if it is she probably sent in her best picture. And seriously - anybody turn out half-way decent in 1 picture of 100.
2.) Both girls are types you'd prolly never want to take home to your parents. One is and looks like a pornstar and the other one is a cussing, self-absorbed rascist who'll make you take a million pictures of her for the rest of your sorry life so she can have one passable photo of her to stick on the internet to boost her self-esteem everytime she feels jealous nobody puts her on magazine covers.

I think Ugly Rice Bowl is cuter and you should take into consideration that she's not wearing makeup and does NOT have professional stylists/makeupartists/lighting like the slutty one does.

Most of you people are idiots. Chances are that girl sent in a fake picture. Also, how does being a model make Hiromi a porn star?

Good. No fucking ugly black girls (men) here. Better than fucking yankland.

LOLLL !!! ahahahaha !!!!!
hiromi oshima owns that lanky bitch !! HAHAHAHA !!!!

I'd go for Ugly Rice Bowl, or at least the girl in the photo. I think people are calling Hiromi a porn star because she is. And anyone who says Hiromi's tits are real probably never has actually seen or touched one, real or natural.

that uglyricebowl has one fucking gross body and a bloody irritating looking face. Why do gals like that think they are hot? Must be the PARIS HILTON SYNDROME!! Hey uglyricebowl, what the fuck is up with the flat ass???!! Girls with such flat ass should cover themselves up with a burka for humanity sake. Gross shapeless body like a 7 yr old boy. are you sure you are a woman?? VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT. admit it, only guys with asian fetish would find uglyricebowl to be hot!! hahahaha. Hiromi on the other hand is a butter face but her body is womanly at least (possibly the help of plastic surgery).

MESO NOT-HORNY!!!
I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $10 FOR SHIT!!!
WHERE'S GODZILLA TO SCOOP UP THIS DRIED PIECE OF SUSHI OFF THAT BEACH?
NAST-OLA...
JEEEEEZZZZZ.......

If this Tammy-chick could ever stick to a subject and not just bash the people that comment, I'd fall off my chair. What's your beef lady? This ain't about you or your anal- retentive grammar school bitching. This is about someone who put-up (nice pic URB),-so would you either do the same-OR SHUT UP?????
However, Hiromi did not need the fake tits-she was HOT before. Hell they're both hot, but the make-up and airbrush may give Hiromi the advantage. I'd do either of 'em (2 on one evem better!!)

But Hiromi IS a skank Jap - she dated a porn producer, for God's sake. What's the argument there about?

have you ever been a judge on the iron chef uglyricebowl?

It's curious to see so many posters not sure whether or not the inflated boobs of the air-brushed model (whose milking apparatus surely must be more than 20% of her 90-pound-body mass) are "real" or "fake." A slick image really does have power to influence and bypass any critical thinking.

Lol!! i am asian and i think asians have the most ordinary looking faces in the world

Also, will you fraks quit saying her boobs are fake? They're real, and I seen plenty of Asians with large breasts. If she were White and had big boobs none of you would question they were real. I find it amazing that you're calling her a skank and a whore. How many of you have met her? None. So get your heads out of your asses, morons. Chances are no woman in their right mind would fuck you. At best you all get the gutter trash and leftovers.

I think URB is cute, in a non slutty way when men might prolly respect her, and can tell the difference between her value as a person from her vagina. On the other hand, Hiroshima is the asian chick where you'd take home and fuck, but never to meet your parents because she is the asian paris hilton...no self-respecting dude would even remotely consider doing such a thing nor truly liking her for who she is, except for her asian-licious ass and titties---essentially nothing but what God has already given her. So you horny, shallow men, pick sushi roll and fuck her like she was born to be.

I see that herpes boy still hasn't figured out how to shut off his caps lock button!

As an asian myself, I personaly think that both girls look like guys/trannies...I can say that they both look OK for asians. BUT they still look like men with long hair to me. ugly rice bowl needs to reduce that man chin of hers and she has a little boys body: no curves, she's a stick...as for Hiromi yeah sure she has the curves and [fake?] boobies but still doesn't make a difference.. she's still a FUGLING..ahahah..she's as ugly as bai-ling or w/e her name is. H.O should have invested on her face instead of having her bobs done >=)

MUAHAHAHA!!! I enjoyed reading all the comments!! But i still have one question which i hope someone cares to answer:) Seriously, WHO THE HELL are these 2 women? I have never heard of either of them!! Is URB a real life celebrity or just a troll on these sites like the rest of us folks??

TAMMY...DO YOU EAT OUT OF THAT MOUTH, TOO?

RE entry #20: yeah most asians look like that because most of us don't have the protuding cheek bones and eyebones or w/e you wanna call that...H.O's face isn't as defined and it kinda looks flat for a jap (her nose kinda looks flat and bulbuous...she doesn't really look jap, more like viet or something)

VD...Please use the same finger that you stick up your ass to press your caps lock button once!

I GUESS THAT TRANSLATES INTO "YES"....BOY, YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL BEAUTY...JUST LOVELY AND BEYOND CLASSY! WHERE'S YOUR PIC????
ANYWAYS, I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY TODAY, VERSUS AMUSE MYSELF IN A SIMPLE MINDED FASHION WITH YOU FOR ANY LONGER..SO...
ENJOY...& KISS KISS!

I'm lovely and classy (said with sarcasm) because I want you to shut off your caps lock?