Body Double: Manly Paris Hilton vs Paris Hilton

Yeah, I'd say the wannabe is definately a dude.

Girl is right, that's a fucking man baby!

I see a huge manly conk!

Tammy ~ Get your sorry ass off my computer, grab the bottle of Windex and some paper towels and get the fuck to work. We have dirty dead people all over the fucking place! Chop! Chop! Tammy!

Tammy! I have a message for you from your Boss at the Funeral Home:

Tammy ~ Get your sorry ass off my computer, grab the bottle of Windex and some paper towels and get the fuck to work. We have dirty dead people all over the fucking place! Chop! Chop! Tammy!

You are clever, Tammy! It took me almost 1 second to get around your attempt to foil me!!

Paris would be great Halloween costume material!!! I would do it if I wasn't already planning to go as Courtney Love with unwashed hair, ripped fishnets, a rubber tube tied around my arm and a sawed off shotgun ;)

Len, don't forget to glue a syringe needle to your arm!

The double looks more like Ass simpson due to the honker

I can't tell any difference! I mean, Paris already looks like a man, not quite as much as her BFF Kim Stewart, but still....

But do the chicks wanna do her?? THAT'S the question!

Newsflash: Tammy, You've been voted off this site. Get the hell out of here.

DB's Wife, We are still accepting names for our petition to ban Tammy from the site. May we add yours? Tammy has been killing the vibe on this site for toooo long. Her comments are quite tiresome, she lies, and as one of our petitioners astutely reported, "Tammy has a face like a SEA HAG". DB's Wife, here is your opportunity... Come to the darkside....

No, I'm not blocked off the site...I just choose to not respond to people like valium. He/She tears me down and anyone that disagrees with her/him all day long. Valium evidentally has nothing better to do and his/her opinion is the ONLY one that matters. I decided that I have nothing to prove to people like that as it grew tiresome. I know what I am; I know what I've accomplished and that's good enough for me.

P.S. I was reading all the posts from last night. I appreciate the nice comments people have made on my behalf and wanted to say Thank-You!

*Valium evidentally has nothing better to do and his/her opinion is the ONLY one that matters*

Oh pleeeeease, if that is not the pot calling the kettle black. BTW, where can I sign up Valium? Sybil has her "friends" on here defending her again, (a running joke from a previous thread I read), multiple IP's she has I am sure.

The funny thing is, Tammy will now come on here and post some big long "I Have a Dream� speech about how crazy you ALL are, or you are all the same person. Very funny, stay tuned folks. You are in for a long ride. You got the "E" ticket on this one.

Margie...it wasn't me....for your reading pleasure.

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/09/28/commenting-on-bastardlycom...

Do you need help removing your foot from your mouth now?

*multiple IP’s she has I am sure.*

My foot was never in my mouth, please learn to read. Learn about computers whilst you are at it too. That post was directed towards Valium, not you.

VALIUM, next she will be telling us she has a PhD in computer science.

AAAAHHHHH! TAMMY! You fucking loser. ONE person defends your skeeved out ass and you're too stupid to understand!! GO AWAY, TAMMY!

Holy Shit -- she has links to other threads on this site! Bastardly.com must be her whole LIFE! No offense to the owners of this site, but yeesh. Get out more!

You have computers, homes, a boyfriend, saline tits, a great job, an education, blah blah blah. So why are you ALWAYS HERE, why do you dwell on this shit, why oh why oh WHY do you take the time to CORRECT PEOPLES' SPELLING, advise people to turn off their caps lock, cut and paste definitions of words, etc... YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH, DO YOU?

Maybe you should be remodeling or something? GMAVQ - YOU SEXXXY BITCH - DO SOMETHING!

Hey, ps. You posted a link to a site that has personal information about you -- you are so into YOU. Here's what I mean: Where do I live? NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. Do I have kids: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. What do I do for a living? NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

I'm not being unfriendly; it's just that I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.

Christ on a cracker, are you bizarre, Tammy.

DB'S WIFE AND SHERRY ~ Welcome to The Dark Side, Friends! Prepare to experience HEAVEN when we rid this site of Tammy, her idiocy, her messed up boob job, her Owen Wilson schnoze and, most importantly... HER FUCKING LIES. A world without Tammy? It's a magical place to be! PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS, BITCH!

*Where do I live? NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. Do I have kids: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. What do I do for a living? NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.*

My thoughts exactly, if I do or do not have children, no offense to anyone on here, but I would not mention it, unless it was just in passing. However, I would NEVER post their pictures on the internet for every pedophile out there to see. On top of that post my state, and if I remembered correctly, I think she posted the town too. I could be wrong on that one; if I am, I am sure Sybil will let me know.

Nebraska is a big state with alot of towns. If someone wants to go to the effort of hunting me down then go ahead I guess. By the way the city was Podunk which doesn't exist. Other then that the website is called MY SPACE and it is meant for people to talk about themselves. I am not the only member and if you check on alot the links people on THIS SITE have with their names; it is for their MY SPACE. Bombaclaad is one I believe.

Margie...you obviously still have not checked that link I posted earlier. It is for when there was someone using multiple nicks on here (the sybil episode) and it shows that it wasn't me; it was Harvey of whom has apologized and I accepted. That is why I asked if you'd like help removing your foot from your mouth.
That post was directed towards Valium, not you.
Last I checked this site is read by multiple users and comments can be replied to by anybody to anybody.

What the hell is going on?!? A couple of weeks ago we had to put up with some seventh grade twit switching to everybody's names and wreaking havoc. And now this week, we have a bunch of people choosing sides of various posters--The Get Tammy Off bunch vs. the Keep Tammy Here bunch. This site is getting to be less and less fun. I was about to leave for good when the name changing was going on.
Now, let's focus. Figure out what post you are on (I think it was where we were supposed to be bitching about Paris Hilton looking manly) and shut the hell up about each other already! Sheesh! If you don't like Tammy's comments (or mine, or Valium's or Nancy's or whomevers) then DON'T READ THE DAMN THING!
This shit is not fun to read anymore. If I wanted constant arguing, I would get married!

Truce, and I saw your pic on myspace and you are very attractive. I love your hair!!!

She kinda looks better as a man

Wow......That really is a guy. I'm guessing middle aged too, because the hairline doesn't start untill the middle of his head. The upper lip is looking a little darkish as well......That 5 O'Clock shadow is a bitch ain't it?

Although... I must say.... it really a sick twisted world when I can say a 30 some year old man has a better set of tits than I do. -.- The little cock knocker.

That is a man - and I'd bang it

"Thanks to Chantelle for this one. You go, girl!"

She's a girl and she's currently on the UK's Big Brother series.
Her name is Chantelle, she's from Essex, she's a model (Paris Hilton double) and I'd definately bang it!!!!

that aint a man she is in the english celebrity big brother and if u actually watched her she is a lovly girl this site is a load of crap www.channel4.com/bigbrother

I'm sorry to say it, but tammy you are a complete loser. You have taken the time to respond to almost a dozen posts already. What you have had to say is blah, blah, blah i am not a cunt. Guess what, you are a cunt, now STFU.

The #1 Reason why Paris is hot. It's because you don't have to imagine her with a d*ck in her mouth. This makes her hotter than all of those other chics that you can only imagine what it would be like.

I agree. Of course, Paris is fantastic drag queen material! So over the top!

Can you see an adam's apple? I'm checking but can't quite make it out.

Ok, maybe I see a little bit of a mustache but many women have that as well... and now, come to think of it, the real Paris has such a pencil neck (I say that with love) that she looks like she has an adam's apple, too.

Has she even posted lately? Did she really get blocked off the site?

OOOHHHHH!! Let me come over tooo!! I said some things weeks ago about the self proclaimed Queen Bee. GMAVQ ~ you are the greatest!!

Margie -- You're a sexxxy bitch too. Very astute as well.

Tammy -- be quiet! The grown ups are talking.

Oh, I couldn't tell. I didn't think GROWN UPS called people names constantly. I always thought that's what went on during recess in gradeschool. My bad!

Not to worry Cynthia (check your e-mail) It seems that valium has stopped posting his hatred towards me; for the time being at least. Either a vein exploded in his forehead or he had to get ready for his shift at McDonalds. I don't know what happened but it sure is nice to not have to read his regurgitated comments over and over again.
When Valium isn't calling me 3rd grader names and instigating fights with anyone who will listen; then nobody else does either.
What a wonderful day, not only was The Simple Life cancelled but valium has disappeared. YEAH! There is a God!

Thanks, it's alot longer now. Did you see the pic of the love of my life...my pupperdoggy "Mr. Man"? It's in the see more pictures section. He is the best guy to have in the whole world. He just cuddles and jumps around. He doesn't nag me, no arguing or spending money and does what I say. All men should be that easy...hahaha. I guess if they were, I'd still be married.

The proof is here
http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/modules.php?op=modload&name=zPersonals&file=d...

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/09/28/commenting-on-bastardlycom...

Valium, you're a sexxxy bitch... take me to the darkside.

Why is Tammy making some Eva Peron type speech - "I know what I am; I know what I've accomplished..."

Don't cry for me Argentina.

I am trying not to get too excited about the Simple Life cancellation. Apparently they are trying to revive that crap on some other network. I am praying it doesn't happen, but....

Noooooooo, they cant revive the Simple Life, i want Paris to go down....into oblivion....and not...come...back...EVER! (I hope she gets fat too)

"If I wanted constant arguing, I would get married!"
LOL Cynthia!

Daenerys...I am going to go check out that book tomorrow and start reading it this weekend. I will let you know next week how far I am along on it and what I think so far...OK.

OK, it is very good. And I must say sorry for freaking out on you the other day. I am women enough to admit I went over the top. Sorry :)

Cynthia, I read that too that they are shopping other networks to put the simple life on. They are planning a marriage theme still even though Paris is no longer engaged. I guess this season will focus more on Nicole which should really make Nicole happy. I guess that the reason her and Paris are no longer BFF is because Nicole was jealous of the media that Paris was getting from the show (more then Nicole did) and when Paris got cast as a guest on SNL that was the last straw. Nicole threw Paris a party under the guise that it was to celebrate Paris' SNL appearance but instead played Paris' famed sex video to all the guest on big screen T.V.'s which upset and humiliated Paris tremedously. hahaha
Also, Paris broke off her engagement with Paris L because he cheated on her at his bachelor party. hahaha again. It seems she isn't gods gift to everyone like she thinks she is. But remember her quoting last year, "Good things happen to me because I am a good person". Yeah, whatever Paris!
Also

Daenerys...with that I will add that I apologize if I offend people as well and am grown up enough to admit that I go over the top sometimes too. I truly truly don't think that I am better then anyone else and I'm not going to go into a life story but I guess that I am really proud of accomplishing what I have when I came from where I did. I don't know why I have such a need to be defensive and validate everything. I guess I just don't want people to think something that is untrue, especially when it involves me. The gradeschool namecalling was very immature and ridiculous. I call TRUCE! Kumbayah!