Body Double (Stretch): Anna K & Insect Nicole Richie

The picture of Nicole looks like it is from when she is 9 years old.

yea, um, i dunno (well maybe i do) what annas been sniffing lately, because every pic ive seen her in for the past few months, shes been looking less like an athletic beauty, and more like an emaciated corpse like nicole.

That's probably because she's not an athlete anymore. Just a shot in the dark.

From what I've seen of her previous tennis "career" she wasn't much of a tennis player to begin with. She is more famous from her looks then her lousy tennis playing!

touche'

Thanks. I cite the work of the eminent Sociologist Some Dude conducted in the years 2000-2003 at places of business, on a Representative Sample of This Lesbian Woman I Used To Work With (and was very fond of, in case some kind of bias accusation is awaiting it's turn).

Combine that with driving a Jetta, and you're all set.

Sounds like a fair analysis to me. I base all of my stereo-types on singular interactions as well!

Uhhhhh....thats not Robert DeNiro

she has a big body, a strong body, so to look skinny and to model she has to lose all the meat. athlete aren't models. her face was a bit fat but looked nice with the rest.
her face is so so. the way she moved on a tennis court was hot.
Athletes look good in their element, not on a stage.
How long Enrique is going to stay a good boy, I wonder.
this guy is pussy thinking, well it's a rock star.

did anybody notice the creepy guy checking her out in the 2nd pic on the first page

Hi My Name Is ivaqsj.

For a minute, until I read the warning label, I thought you’d lost your mind comparing the lovely Anna K. to skanky Nichole.
“Stretch� is an understatement in this case.
Although, I must admit your list of ingredients was very amusing.
I think you probably could’ve posted a more flattering pic of Anna K.
Luv seeing her gorgeous body in those short tennis skirts or wearing those tight li’l booty shorts. She is hotness

Moe,
Now that’s what I’m talking about.
Thanks for adding more pics of the beautiful Anna K.
Luv the one of her in the chair, truly a work of art.
Those legs are mesmerizing, and need to be worshipped daily.

I guarantee it's at least 17% more accurate than those "We asked a few people in NY Times square and now we know what the whole country is thinking" polls. It's mathematically impeccable.

Hey, if you don't believe me, ask any lesbian about tennis. But no pretend or part-time lesbians like Anne Heche or teenage girls who've seen Gia or Foxfire one too many times and the effects haven't worn off yet.

Anna was at one point ranked 9 out of thousands of professional female tennis players. She was good enough to be famous just for that. Relatively famous. The hotness helped nudge it the rest of the way. All the ugly players complaining how she didn't win enough stuff to be so famous just made them look pathetic. What's wrong with people other than lesbians watching tennis (it's a scientific fact lesbians have an unhealthy obession with tennis - I know from personal experience)? As far as actual tennis playing goes, I've always preferred Martina Hingis (who is actually a woman, as opposed to the Williams mutant creatures) anyway.

On a funnier note;

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncateg...

"It’s a scientific fact lesbians have an unhealthy obession with tennis"

Nice work. That's really scientific.