Caption This, Bitches!! (Alyssa Milano's PETA Europe Ad Edition)
Friday, March 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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''Hi. You know when they told you eating greens was good for you, when you were a kid? Well, this is your reward.... What would you like to eat first?''
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That salad needs some sausage
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"If you thought my arms were hairy wait until you eat through the cabbage."
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I'd love to eat my way through this..... even if I had to shit green for two weeks.
And thats the bottom line........
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"Who likes to eat some hair with their salad?"
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Eat more veggies. More meat for me.
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those are collards, not cabbage.
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haha at #5, was trying to come up with one, then I read it. Pretty good stuff.
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I'll go with the obvious "Eat me"
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After I ate the salad I was thinking "I HOPE that was blue cheese dressing"
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And I'll go with the obvious as well: "Bite me"
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Nothing like eating vegetables with a little Italian dressing! It would be nice if she had a little landing strip under those leaves!
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She looks so hot even covered in cabbage.
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EAT THIS!
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Eat me OUT!!!!!!!
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"Waiter, there's a hair in my salad"
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"Who wants to toss my salad?"
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I already did. http://www.moejackson.com/node/13944
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'while mikey was strolling through the jungle eating bananas he suddenly came across a gorilla with fake tits'
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I've got a vegetable for Alyssa to eat.
Incidentally, I can't explain it, but for some reason I find vegetarians hot. Maybe it's because I figure any chick who's that flagrantly hippy-ish must be all for free love.
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Food for my ringworm.
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I pass...I always found her hot but I like steak too much to find a peta supporter attractive
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I can provide creamy vinaigrette or a simulation of such.
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