22 Scandalous Comments

ronald- "hamburgular bet me a hundred bucks that i couldn't pull this off. i haven't smiled this much since before we lost our contract with disney... look at me now you bastards!!!"

hayden- "don't be fooled guys. the Big Mac was named after his cock... you don't know what your missing."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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Ronald: "Yeah, you bet I quarter-'pounded' her! She also loved my vanilla shake!"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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I bet he gave her his special sauce!!!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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"Hey Small Fry, want me to Supersize it?"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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hayden:"is that a fry in your pants or are you just happy to see me"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:12pm
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Ronald: "After she blows me I'll be able to wipe this makeup smile off my face for good"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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ronald- "one brown thumb coming up"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:16pm
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"Better Loosen those buttons Hayden cause your about to get Super-sized!"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:18pm
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Hayden: "I'm lovin' it... in the butt."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:24pm
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"Is that Kevin Kline as Ronald McDonald? (look at the teeth)"

"OK boys, we go the go sign....She's going to lick them golden arches after all!....YAHOOOO!"

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:29pm
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Get ready for a red beaver followed by the first ever Micky D's hot dog.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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"I'm gonna tickle the meat between your buns."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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"i got some McNuggets for ya baby..."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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All of a sudden I am feeling very very Coulrophobic.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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Hayden my dear, its my dream to put my dick in your mouth while I eat a Big Mac.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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"yeah i hit this. sadly i had sloppy seconds after the King, Dave Thomas, and, The Pollo CHicken Mascot."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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The clown is much better looking than the girl.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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The pedophile clown will be surprised when he discovers she ain't 12 years old.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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14 - lmao dude, your self is going cracking...

ehh.. never seen him in person for extreme long time

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 11:25pm
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"I am SO McHitting this!"

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 @ 1:29am
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