Caption This, Bitches!! (Vanessa Minillo Edition)
Thursday, March 13th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped during a taping of an MTV Spring Break-related show @ the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, FL
I just have one thing to say: DAAAAMNNN YOU TO HELL, NICK LACHEYYYYY!!
Man that girl can make sweet, sweet love to a microphone. Anyone got some chloroform and a rag? Not for Vanessa, for Nick Lachey.
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guy in the back: "Look! No hands, baby!!!"
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''...And this grip is called the whirlwind..''
[applause]
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This how big Nick's schlong is.. hows my hold technique?
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This how big Nick's schlong is.. how's my holding technique?
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vanessa
"hello class and welcome to UCW (University of Cheap Whores). i'll be your tutor for the day. My name is Ms. Minillo..."
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Hot Piece of ASS
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insert chimp noises
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Look! I can stick this whole microphone in my mouth..Any takers? 50 bucks up front.
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WHO WANTS TO PUT SOME FRIED LUMPIA INSIDE MY VAGINA!
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Guy behind VM:
"Who wants to see Vanessa take the whole mic down her gullet? Raise your hands and wave 'em around!"
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Florida isn't that bad place!!! super!!! nick lachey doesn't feel comfortable... ouch... but rich still!
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