Carmen Electra Loaded Magazine With Orgasmic Bullshit
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Wow. I wonder how much Loaded Mag paid Carmen to drop that shit?
While we're on the topic of orgasms, we might as well take care of some Bastardly business. Even though, I know most of you ladies haven't had a chance to play suckie-suckie on Dave Navarro's lollipop, but if you had to choose from one of the following Orgasm Time Frames (in order words, the last time you "left your body" & floated into Orgasm Heaven), which would you choose?
1. Within the last week to 2 months
2. Been More than six painful months!!
3. Over a tearful year
4. Women are supposed to have Orgasms?!!?!? What the fuck?
Since pleading the 5th is no option, please make sure to review the answer choices carefully & respond accordingly. Guys need not respond this time around...
Ok, while the girls are busy figuring that out, a few delicious Carmen-filled treats await your thirsty eyes in the pages ahead...























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I choose 1. No doubt about it.
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Umm... yesterday... and everyday... muhahaha.... best feeling in the world
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A 2 minute orgasm? In other words, Carmen has never had an orgasm. Carmen! Babe! For future reference: orgasms last for 8-10 seconds, not two minutes.
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Maybe it's the Dave Navarro Effect?
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Haha yeah just me.. Orgasms don't last for 2 minutes.... she has obviously never had one.
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Carmen Electra is more than a little skanky and not that hot.
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Carmen you are boring and insecure. 1.I love sex 2.I have implants 3.I love girls - C'mon dude, the boys like you already no need to spit out this tired old shit! What a loser.
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First of all I pick #1 in the poll. While I REALLY hate to defend Carmen Electra of all people she may refer to the feeling you get after actually having an orgasm. While the actual orgasm is short, you do have a really nice feeling for quite a bit longer after it happens=about 2 minutes.
I find it really hard to believe she enjoys waxing. That sh*t is nothing less than PAINFUL!
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Some women have really intence orgasms. Mine last like 5 seconds and if im undisturbed i like to lie quiet for maybe 30 seconds and relax to make the most of it. Then, time for sleep.
(in sarcastic tone) wow you're freaky carmen you have someone wax your front then your back... wow .... no one else does that..... (rolls eyes)
ITS CALLED A BRAZILLIAN and like everyone gets them. I actually got my monthy brazillian yesterday. Its standard practice that after they do the front you have to lay on your stomach and pull your butt cheeks apart so they can get the back of your cootchiecoo and your ass. So carmen isn't like special freaky cause she does it. Its not modest... but its WORTH IT. Wo dolly!
(I love carmen though)
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Number 1, but I wish I could have an orgasm that lasts 2 minutes..... Haha yeah right Carmen
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1. and then 1. and then another 1. etc etc.
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I'm voting for # 1. good times, good times.
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she's hot, but she should shut the hell up.
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everybody ssays shes so hot, but i swear i see people that look 50 times better all the time and shes just an average looking white girl. am i the only one that feels this way?
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Yeah #1
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Number 1
As for Carmen...she is super sexy! Gorgeous.
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I choose number one, and I think that contractions could certainly continue for a minute or more.. have never timed myself but it's not all over in 5 seconds, good grief.
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She looks... well ... different? Did she get plasticized again? Fixed up her boobies and made herself a new, more human face? /me confused
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It's unfortunate none of y'all know what multiple orgasms are all about. I didn't either until I hit my 30's. I can attest to the two minute time. Life is good.
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i am a chick and even i want to fuck her.
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she is just too hot!
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I don´t know what to think, I mean 2 MINUTES ORGAMS???? WHERE?? haha. She´s so hot but now that she´s without Dave looks different.
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and wow carmen lost weight. Im not saying it looks bad... cause it doesn't . But I always liked that she had meat on her. but she does look fantastic so I can't say anything bad about her.
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