Carson Daly All Eyes @ Billabong's NYC Opening
Sunday, June 19th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

W/ Andy Irons; Lyndie Dupuis
Billabong recently opened up a store in NYC, so they threw a huge party & invited surfers, skateboarders & bloody Carson Daly.
I don't know if it's just me, but Carson had an issue w/ giving these hilarious, deer in the headlight stares into the camera. He either smoked tons of weed that night or he has a problem w/ shutting his eyes when the camera-flash hits.
Anyway, here are a few more from the after party.

























After trying out several "looks" in the mirror, this must've been his choice to go with for the night. Bad choice, but it is not like I expect him to be attractive. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight, no??
Also, I can't believe I am even bothering to comment on Carson Daly.
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I've always thought Carson was a douche bag.
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THE ONE OF HIM WITH SKATEBOARDER TREVOR IS THE BEST ONE. GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. LOVE IT!
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Maybe he got botox or something similar. Such forms of sprucing up often leave the victims expressionless zombies. Poor skinny Carson.
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Proof positive: he's an animatron. A mere nano-second after the FLASH goes off -- it triggers a photosensitive microchip implant in each retina that automatically forces the animatrons eyelids into a FULL open position. This is the tell-tale sign of an animatron.
Either that, or the dude's a self-absorbed, insufferable panty-waist. And this "Has-Been" HAS BEEN... FED-UP with seeing himself in snaps with his lids-half-closed. So he purposefully opens them up like a victim of Crohn's Disease.
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Weed has the opposite effect dude. Makes your eyes shut! Skinny Daly is smoking tina!
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The one of Carson with Bam is yummy delicioso to the max. Bam I mean...
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Bam margera is godly!
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