2009 Golden Globe Awards

The party was thrown by InStyle Magazine & WB Studios.

Besides a FOX pilot which was shot down last year, there's really nothing going down in Lacey Chabert's career. If anything, she's presently stuck in a career ditch & awaiting sex w/ a rich producer or director in hopes that it'll give her ailing career a much-needed jump start.

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With a quick review of Minka's Bastardly Category, her Golden Globes showing definitely caught me by surprise! God damn, woman!

Anyway, here's Salma Hayek from yesterday:
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Not that anything is wrong with it, but if you look at what Amanda Bynes wears to these events, you'll soon realize that her fashion taste is very predictable, to say the least.

As I've stated on many occasions, I'm a total legs man, but Amanda really needs to mix it up w/ these outfits. They're borderline boring or maybe that's just the way she carries herself. She's a one-asset wonder & in these unique cases our humble recommendation would be to get implants. We're not talking huge boobies, but just a couple cup sizes. Let's admit it, Amanda has no ass or boobs, so since ass implants are obviously out of the question, an extra cup or two in the boob department could do Amanda's career wonders.

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So, how did everyone like our favorite lil' midget's performance at the Golden Globes? For someone who pretty much has no boobies, Hayden really does a horrible job in detracting attention away from them...

Anyway, Hayden's show Heroes premieres on February 2nd. Here's the tagline: "In 2009, they'll be hunted...they'll be captured...they'll need each other." Watch the Heroes: Fugitives preview.

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Here's Hayden with Zac Efron @ the Golden Globes

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For all you Madeline fans, you can catch her in action as Mia Cross alongside Bastardly Sex Addict David Duchovny in Showtime's Californication.

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R. Zellwegger Photo Credit: INFphot.com
These were snapped @ the 2009 Golden Globes

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These were snapped @ the InStyle and Warner Bros Studios Golden Globes After Party

From the standpoint of NBC's coverage of the 66th Annual Golden Globes, Megan Fox wasn't even a part of the festivities. It's possible I missed her appearance, but I didn't see her once all night. Rather than interviewing hotties in attendance, NBC's red carpet team chose to concentrate on the Jonas Brothers' upcoming 3D movie. Seriously, every time I see those promise ring-wearing whorebags I feel like throwing something at the TV.

Later in the evening following the award show, Megan hooked up with Bastardly-favorite Vanessa Hudgens for a quick snap. From the looks of this pic, these two definitely need to shoot a lesbian scene in future project!


And, for all you Megan Fox fans, look out for her two new movies later this year: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" set to attack theaters on June 26th & "Jennifer's Body" later this fall on September 18th.

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First off, excuse the delay in getting updates on the site. Believe it or not, but my Internet (courtesy of Bastards @ TimeWarner) has been down since Friday afternoon. I'm having to work out of a cafe today, so it'll be interesting to see when they kick me out...

Anyway, on to the Golden Globes---Salma Hayek's globes, to be exact! For the first time in a long time (probably because my Internet was down), I watched the entire Golden Globes! NBC's red carpet coverage sucked ass w/ interviewers who didn't know much & appeared wholly emotionless through the process. I love Brooke Burke, but the woman needs to stick to dancing & running around in her bikini. It's best for her career.

Ok, back to Salma Hayek's globes...As you bastards know, Salma broke up with billionaire sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault after she gave birth to their daughter Valentina back in September, '07. Now that she's collecting fat child support checks, Salma showed up to the Globes all alone yesterday wearing a juicy dress that succeeded in doing one & only thing: Showed off her huge rack to roughly two billion people around the globe (assuming most Indians & Chinese were tuned in).

So, any guesses as to the lucky producer/director/actor who took Salma home last night?

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If you're wondering what would happen if Angelina & Kate went up against each other in MILF matchup, look here. Apparently, Angie's no competition for Queen Beckinsale.

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I'm really diggin' this look for Heidi. Damn you, Seal, damn you!!

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