2009 People's Choice Awards
Grandma Teri Hatcher @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Friday, January 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMFYI to all dudes who like hot older women with some baggage: "Teri Hatcher is currently single, spending most of her time with her daughter and a multitude of work projects." (Wiki)
Bag Teri before she really becomes a grandma...
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Nikki Cox & Her Fat Lips @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan anyone really blame "Gary Unmarried" star Jay Mohr for sleeping with 30-year old Nikki Cox? Clearly he's a dude who knows exactly what he wants in his women: Fat lips, large rack & a nice pair of legs. Ow!
And no worries, we'll do a Bastardly Fat Lips Matchup with Lisa Rinna later this week.
Anyway, since I know you bastards want a closer look...
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Who Was AnnaLynne McCord Lesbian Kiss Partner @ 2009 People's Choice!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsFINAL UPDATE: Photo agency Bauer-Griffin claims it's AnnaLynne's sister! Anyone wanna back that up?
UPDATE: Our photo agency incorrectly identified AnnaLynne's lesbian partner as Shenae Grimes, so we just ran with it. Now that I think about it, Shenae is really too boring for something like this, so can one of you please ID the chick in these pics?! Thanks!
We've always known that AnnaLynne McCord was on the freaky road to Hollywood success with her sexy red carpet threads, bikini pics & not to mention, nipple exposures, but Shenae Grimes?! The only thing remotely sexy that Shenae Grimes has on her resume is her recent photo shoot with Complex Magazine. Besides that, as we've previously concluded, she's a fairly dull hottie.
Well anyway, last night the two 90210 hotties hit up the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards and shared a ratings-boosting lesbian kiss. This leads us to speculate whether these two have long Scissoring Scream Fests in between takes on the set of their show? Any of you bastards have some steamy footage?!
The angle from behind looks hotter for some reason...AnnaLynne McCord @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though AnnaLynne McCord looks like the type of girl you wanna just bend over the table on first sight, we're still gonna stick with our opinions made in an earlier post with regards to her choice of attire.
Anyway, enough bullshit. Who wants to see AnnaLynne making out with her sister?
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Fashion Rating: Jessica Stroup @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJessica Stroup, the second hottest chick on 90210, showed up wearing a boring tight mini to the big industry party last night. I don't know what's up w/ white chicks insisting on wearing overpriced designer dresses that screams, "LOOK EVERYONE!! I HAVE NO BODY!!"
Seriously, the dress does nothing for Jessica's flat ass & boobs, besides of course, making her look like a human 2x4.
With that said, we don't recommend girls covering up their bods w/ gowns, either. We just want wanna see our ladies look hot and if that means getting ass & boob implants, so be it!
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14-Year Old Dakota Fanning Needs To Dress Her Age!!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comThese were snapped @ the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.
Doesn't she have a mom around to tell her she needs to wait until she's 18 to ho it up? I swear, I feel like agents & production houses are behind the pimping of innocent little girls in Hollywood these days. Just look at what they've done with Miley!!
Winners: 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Heath Ledger as the Joker.God damn! "The Dark Knight" ran away with everything!
FILM
• Movie: The Dark Knight
• Family Movie: WALL-E
• Action Movie: The Dark Knight
• Movie, Comedy: 27 Dresses
• Movie, Drama: The Secret Life of Bees
• Independent Movie: The Secret Life of Bees
• Cast: The Dark Knight (Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Maggie Gyllenhaal)
• Male Movie Star: Will Smith
• Leading Man: Brad Pitt
• Male Action Star: Will Smith
• Female Movie Star: Reese Witherspoon
• Leading Lady: Kate Hudson
• Female Action Star: Angelina Jolie
• Onscreen Matchup: Christian Bale & Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
• Superhero: Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman
TELEVISION
• Drama: House
• Comedy: Two and a Half Men
• Animated Comedy: The Simpsons
• Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Heroes
• Competition/Reality Show: Dancing With the Stars
• Game Show: Deal or No Deal
• Male TV Star: Hugh Laurie
• Female TV Star: Christina Applegate
• Talk Show Host: Ellen DeGeneres
• Scene-Stealing Guest Star: Robin Williams on Law & Order: SVU
• Female Drama Diva: Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson on The Closer
• New TV Drama: The Mentalist
• New TV Comedy: Gary Unmarried
MUSIC
• Male Singer: Chris Brown
• Female Singer: Carrie Underwood
• Group: Rascal Flatts
• R&B Song: “No One” by Alicia Keys
• Pop Song: “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry
• Rock Song: “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock
• Country Song: “Last Name” by Carrie Underwood
• Hip-Hop Song: “Low” by Flo Rida, featuring T-Pain
• Combined Forces: “No Air” by Jordin Sparks, featuring Chris Brown
• Song From a Soundtrack: “Mamma Mia” by Meryl Streep, from Mamma Mia!
MISCELLANEOUS
• Funny Male Star: Adam Sandler
• Funny Female Star: Tina Fey
• Star 35 & Under: Carrie Underwood
