81st Annual Academy Awards (2009 Oscars)
Evan Rachel Wood Shows Off Her Regrettable Tat @ 2009 Oscars
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Even with her tainted past (thank you, Marilyn Manson), I still think she's one of the hottest chicks in the biz!
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Halle Berry @ 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Halle Berry attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party with her man-candy, Gabriel Aubry. We can expect to see Halle next in Frankie and Alice, you know the movie that she recently filmed and showed-off her chocolatey boob!Scandalously Related Stories:
Emma Roberts @ 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
It's been months since we last posted Emma Roberts and since then, actually just 2 weeks ago, she graduated from the Jailbait category to the Barely Legal category! Way to go, Emma! So who watched Emma's movie, Hotel For Dogs?Scandalously Related Stories:
Kate Bosworth @ 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
As mentioned before, Kate Bosworth will appear in the movie, Laundry Warrior, set to be released in March 2009.The story is about an Asian warrior played by Jang, who is forced to hide in a small town in the American badlands. He meets the town drunk played by Rush, and a circus knife thrower played by Bosworth, both of whom have powerful secrets. Wiki
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Jessica Stroup @ 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
In addition to her role as Erin Silver on 90210, Jessica Stroup will appear in the 2009 film, Homecoming, starring our favorite shapeless legs, Mischa Barton!Scandalously Related Stories:
Jose Canseco & His Two Smoking Bitches @ Oscar Viewing Party
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsSnapped @ Leeza Gibbons' Night to Make A Difference Oscar Viewing Party at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.
God damn...what a fucking pimp!
Sarah Jessica Parker Was All Butta @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinLucky for her she has a huge rack b/c they definitely help in keeping the attention off her face...
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Who Was John Legend's Hot Date @ The 2009 Oscars?
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinGod damn! You know he hit that last night! Bastard!
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Miley Cyrus: Still Only 16 Years Old @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Miley Cyrus wants to win an Oscar next year... for her "Hannah Montana" movie. Please proceed to laugh outloud.
When ABC asked her about the cinematic version of her Disney television show, she said that she hoped it would bring her back to the red carpet next year.
"I can't wait. Hopefully, I'll be here getting something next year."
Cyrus also added that the film is going to be "deeper, and a lot more serious" than people would think. Source
Continue laughing... Miley, just stick to letting your iPhone get hacked.
Alicia Keys Showed Some Leg @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson





















