Aishwarya Rai

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I used to be a total hater of fat people, but I've grown wiser over the years & as a result, I try to drop the hate-bomb only when it's screaming out at me.

Let me put it this way: If your trade is a computer programer or car mechanic, eat all the burgers & steaks you wanna eat, but if you're rich & famous solely for being the most beautiful Indian woman on the planet, you gotta fucking live up to it. All I'm saying is that you don't see Victoria's Secret models like Adriana Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio rolling on the red carpet or runway BEFORE they've lost the pregnancy 50. Impossible! In an industry where image is everything, I'm absolutely shocked that Aishwarya would make such a move.

I hate to sound so harsh, but Aishwarya should be hiding inside the gym in her palatial mansion in Mumbai, rather than exposing herself to the brutal scrutiny that comes with a red carpet premiere at the world's biggest film festival. I get it that she's aching to get out of the house where she's under the watch of the in-laws 24/7, but first get your ass in shape & then make the dash for the red carpet. I think it's safe to say that Aishwarya Rai's appearance at this year's Cannes Film Festival was a bit forced b/c she's about two personal trainers and at least six months away from tip-toeing her way onto the red carpet. Chop-Chop, Aishwarya!

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Following a ton of controversy behind her inability to shed her pregnancy weight, Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai finally made it to the French Riviera for the annual amfAR's Cinema Against Aids /gala held as part of the 65th Cannes Film Festival. Granted she's covered from head-to-toe in a transitional Indian outfit, Aishwarya still has that special spark! Plus, she just gave birth back in November, so cut the woman some slack, damn it! Let's hope the former Miss World can shed the weight & make a big comeback.

Here's a somewhat cruel post-pregnancy photo of Aishwarya floating around the net:
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The beautiful Aishwarya Rai was in attendance as the spokeswoman for Swiss luxury watchmaker Longines. It's a pity that her lack of acting skills kept her from breaking into Hollywood. Don't feel too sorry for Aishwarya b/c she's married into one of Bollywood's richest families and will probably continue acting way into her old age...
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Just in case you bastards missed "Sleeping Beauty" star Emily Browning from the premiere, check it here.

As for the others in attendance, I'm really diggin' Diane Kruger from the red carpet! I heard a rumor that French actress Marion Cotillard stole Diane's longtime boyfriend Joshua Jackson recently. Any truth to the rumor?

And, I know some of you weight-haters are calling Aishwarya Rai fat. Sure she put on a lil' weight, but I think it's for the best! Meatiness is a great addition to a woman's body, damn it!! Ow!

Check the "Sleeping Beauty" trailer below:

SLEEPING BEAUTY - OFFICIAL CANNES 2011 TRAILER from The Solid State on Vimeo.

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Day One of the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival was also the premiere of Midnight in Paris starring Rachel McAdams, Owen Wilson, Kathy Bates, Marion Cotillard, and Adrien Brody. The film is a Woody Allen romantic comedy premiering Cannes with a US release date set for May 20th. More info at the Midnight in Paris official website.

"A romantic comedy about a family traveling to the French capital for business. The party includes a young engaged couple forced to confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better." Wiki

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The multi-talented Hugh Jackman hooked-up w/ Bollywood stars Shahrukh Khan & Vidya Balan on stage to do a dance number at the annual Ficci-Frames Awards. The event, which was held at teh Renaissance hotel, attempts to recognize achievements in the fields of entertainment & corporate excellence.

Here's Hugh w/ the queen of Indian cinema, Aishwarya Rai:
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Even though she has an ego the size of India & China combined, Aishwarya Rai's still beautiful even as she slowly approaches 40. We haven't seen this shoot before, so we figured you bastards who love spicy Asian food might enjoy it...

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Once again, it's pretty shocking how this dude ended up with Aishwarya Rai. Props to his world famous daddy for hooking it up.

These were snapped last night at the designers 40th aniversary party held at the Les Beaux-Arts de Paris, France. Check out latest threads from Roberto Cavalli here.

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It's almost like they're shooting some big budget film, but they're actually shooting a commercial for Swiss watchmaker Longines' DolceVita collection. The commercial is themed after the film "La Dolce Vita" takes place in Rome's famous Piazza Navona. For all you guys who're looking for that extra something to get your reluctant girlfriend to sleep with you, this watch might be it!

And, of course, as with any other time we feature multiple beautiful women in the same photo, we're gonna do one of our lame polls.

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These were snapped a couple days back at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.

First off, for those of you into international flicks, "Raavan" hits artsy theaters on June 18, 2010.

Anyway, what's going on with Aishwarya Rai's hair?! She looks like a character from some horror flick. Someone needs to send her a memo that reads, "Don't fuck with your hair!" She needs to keep it flowing, as seen here.

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