Ana Ivanovic
Ana Ivanovic @ WTA Tour Pre-Wimbledon Party
Monday, June 22nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Ana Ivanovic is the 13th seed for Wimbledon and hopes to bounce back from her recent string of poor performances that have seen her slip from her #1 ranking after winning the French Open last year. Okay, whatever, we just want to stare.'I am confident that I have a game and I know what it takes to win a Grand Slam. I know I can do it and I have no doubt that I can do it again.
'Champions are not the ones who never fall, but are the ones who rise again. I know I am going the right way. I know I am doing the right things. I know I am doing all I can.' Source
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Is Ana Ivanovic Really Sleeping With Brandon Davis?! BAAASTARD!
Monday, January 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These pics were snapped over the weekend in Australia.God damn, if Brandon Davis is in fact banging Ana Ivanovic, the Bastardly highly recommends triple bagging your goods before sexing up Ana. And all this time, She seemed like such a wholesome girl!! Oh well.
Brandon Davis might just have more STDs than Paris Hilton b/c he's obviously the ultimate manwhore judging by the extensively long list of celebrity ass he has pleasured in the past---a list that includes Paris Hilton & friends, Mischa Barton & friends, Lindsay Lohan & friends & God knows who else...)! I have to admit, I'm a bit envious of his "heir to billions" manwhore lifestyle, but is a long list of painful STDs really worth it?! Tough call...
Anyway, the Ana bikini pics we posted earlier today were old, as one visitor pointed out. These are the new pics that was referenced in the comment.
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Ana Ivanovic Sunbathes With Douche Bag in Spain
Monday, January 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Ana Ivanovic shows of her sexy bikini body in Palma de Mallorca, Spain while on vacation with family & friends. I hope that dude next to her in most of the pics isn't her bro or something b/c then the captions will sound gross. Regardless of his relationship to Ana, the dude looks like a bona fide douche bag.
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Ana Ivanovic - Bikini Pics!
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Tennis star Ana Ivanovic proves modelling is another string to her racket“Modelling was great fun.
“And it's great to do something different, especially when you spend so many hours of your life on a tennis court.
“But generally speaking, I'm a tennis player first. I know that one day I will be the greatest female tennis player in the world.”
Remarkably, Miss Ivanovic, who took over the No. 1 ranking after winning the French Open last month, says she has yet to find the right man.
She added: “It’s just that with all the travelling I do with my job – I’ve played six tournaments so far this year – it’s hard to have a proper boyfriend.” Source
Ana Ivanovic Looking Hot In French FHM Magazine
Monday, July 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
And the Wiki says...Ana Ivanović (Serbian Cyrillic: Ана Ивановић, pronounced [ˈana iˈvaːnɔviʨ], listen (help·info) born November 6, 1987, in Belgrade, Serbia, then Yugoslavia) is a Serbian professional tennis player. She is the current World No. 1 on the WTA Tour.
She won her first Grand Slam singles title at the 2008 French Open.[2] She was the runner-up in singles at the 2007 French Open[3] and the 2008 Australian Open. [Wiki]
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Ana Ivanovic @ Sony Ericsson Pre-Wimbledon Player Party
Friday, July 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Top seed Ana Ivanovic struggles to adjust to grass gameONE by one, Wimbledon's catwalk queens are walking the plank.
Just 24 hours after former champion Maria Sharapova made a swift and early exit, top seed Ana Ivanovic was sent spinning out of the third round.
Whether she was feeling the effects from her recent French Open victory was unclear but the Serbian struggled with her serve in an uncharacteristically erratic performance.
China's Jie Zheng, who beat Britain's Elena Baltacha in the first round, duly took advantage with a 6-1, 6-4 victory that was as convincing as it was surprising.
Ivanovic had a reprieve after surviving two match points in her previous match and admitted the toll on her maiden Grand Slam win in Paris might have played a role. [Scotsman]
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Can Ana Ivanovic Become Bigger Than Anna Kournikova
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Tennis star Ana Ivanovic proves modelling is another string to her racketThe top seeded Serbian player took time out of her gruelling training regime to pose for a fashion shoot in a selection of swimwear and gowns.
The 20-year-old, who has won £1.2million this year alone, looked ravishing as she donned a plunging red halter neck dress. [Telegraph]
Here's her FHM Cover:

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Ana Ivanovic Sponsored By Adidas @ Wimbledon
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Lady luck smiles on Ana IvanovicSomebody up there loves Ana Ivanovic. At least, that is all poor Nathalie Dechy could possibly assume as the top seed escaped an undignified exit from Wimbledon, saved by the thickness of the net cord. No wonder Ivanovic went straight to the net at the end of an epic match, which she won 6-7, 7-6, 10-8, to kiss it like a long-lost friend. Source
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The Bastardly Minute With...Ana Ivanovic
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Ana Ivanović (English Ana Ivanovic, Serbian Cyrillic: Ана Ивановић, pronounced [ˈanå iˈvaːnɔviʨ], listen (help·info) born November 6, 1987, in Belgrade) is a Serbian professional tennis player. She is currently ranked World No. 2 and is the top ranked Serbian player, just in front of compatriot Jelena Janković. At the 2007 French Open, Ivanović reached her first Grand Slam singles final, losing to Justine Henin. She also reached the semifinals of Wimbledon and the Women's Tennis Association Tour Championships in 2007. At the 2008 Australian Open final, she was defeated by Maria Sharapova. [Wiki]





















