Annoying Bitches

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As you guys know, Avril Lavigne doesn't miss out on an opportunity to pimp her own clothing line, Abbey Dawn. These were snapped earlier this week at Mercedes-Benz Spring, 2010 Fashion Week that's currently going down at Manhattan's Bryant Park. Once again, if you're loaded & wanna hook up with high maintenance hot chicks, head to Bryant Park! Trust us!

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Hey, just be glad King Douche isn't present in these pics. And, just in case you missed out on a flood posts featuring Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant, here's a quick review:

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

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These were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

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These were snapped a couple nights back at the CBS, CW, CBS Television Studios & Showtime TCA Party

And, for the record, the "Annoying Bitches" categorization was directed purely toward Ashlee Simpson, so take no offense, Katie! Anyway, along with a few other hotties, the new "Melrose Place" is set to attack The CW next month when it premieres on September 8th. So yeah, once this show starts rolling, The CW network will officially become the one-stop destination to see TV hotties (they also have "90210" & "Gossip Girl").

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These were snapped earlier today in Santa Monica.

Remember that annoying hot chick who couldn't sing on "American Idol" this past season? Sadly, she's still getting press---maybe even more press than the boring dude (what was his name again?) who actually went on to win the event!

Katrina act while people still give a shit about her & go straight to porn. I don't know about you bastards, but I can think of at least five extremely corny plot lines right off the bat that would work perfectly in helping Katrina to build a great reputation in the adult entertainment industry. It's either porn or she needs to get knocked up by a drunk Mel Gibson---one or the other---but she must act quick!!

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These were snapped earlier today as Tori hit up the anorexic-friendly Topshop clothing store in Lower Manhattan after lunching at bling'd-out Cipriani's. From the looks of her bod it doesn't look like she ate much for lunch.

Doesn't Tori realize that being 80 lbs does very little for hotness rating? If anything, it makes her head look huge with respect to her dwindling bod (and that's definitely not a positive thing).

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It appears Mischa Barton's really desperate to get the cameras to notice her these days...

These were snapped last night as Mischa exited Whiskey Mist nightclub in London. So, is safe to assume that Mischa's no longer smoking just weed...

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Damn, she looks skinnier than she did before she got knocked up...WTF do these people do?!

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Not that I give a shit or anything, but when will these two have a public breakup (that no one will give a shit about)? I have a feeling they secretly hate each other, but remain together only because it helps pay the bills.

Anyway, when they do breakup, I can totally see one of these two going crazy & physically hurting one another---either Spencer Pratt will get his winky chopped off (I hate to wish that upon anyone) or Heidi Montag gets a public beat down in front of the papz (from a hired gun, of course, b/c it's fairly obvious that Spencer Pratt is too much of a pussy to do it himself).

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Remember the last time Brooke Hogan had one of her performances?

Just in case you forgot, Hulk Hogan's beloved fame-whore-of-a-daughter gave Miami's Spanish-speaking community at Latin Festival "Calle Ocho" last month a taste of something more than just her "musical" talents:
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Sadly, her performance this past weekend at Sobe Live wasn't as slutty, but worth checking out nonetheless.

Also, check back here at noon (EST) for new Brooke Hogan bikini pics!

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