Anorexic Bitches

Ashlee Simpson vs Katie Cassidy: "Melrose Place" Babes Matchup


These were snapped a couple days back at the Judith Leiber Rodeo Drive store opening party.

In other news, it was recently revealed that Ashlee is feeling the pressures of staying skinny for her new show. In the first couple episodes, Ash can be seen prancing around the pool in her bikini & she shows no signs of having just given birth less than a year back.

She attributes her success to the "321 Baby Bulge Be Gone" program created by celebrity trainer Ramona Braganza, but we all know the truth: Straight up starvation and 8 hour workouts. You know she collapsed a few times over the past 8 months from exhaustion, but since she stays away from the papz, no one ever finds out. Then again, if losing the baby bulge is worth a few $100k, then why the fuck not get into shape. When you face the choice between becoming totally irrelevant & staying in the limelight, you do what you gotta do.

ANYWAYYY....



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Alexa Chung Showed Off Her Toothpick Legs in London! YUMMY!

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This chick needs an upscale NYC diet of three Shake Shack burgers & shakes a day for three straight months. Chop-chop, Alexa!! Your legs are lookin' very concentration camp victim-ish...

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Ashlee Simpson Looking Very Skinny @ CW's Fall Preview Party


Less than year after giving birth to her first child, a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Ashlee Simpson is looking borderline anorexic. Does she have an insane dietary & workout regiment or is she losing weight the quick & dirty way?

For all you Ashlee fans, check her out on Tuesday nights as she appears in the remake of "Melrose Place," which premiered on the WB last week.

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Caroline D'Amore @ "Sorority Row" Premiere in Hollywood

Caroline D'Amore actually got a job aside from running her parents' pizza restaurant and flaunting her skinny bikini bod at the beach.

Caroline is Maggie in Sorority Row. So who's actually watched this movie? I've made the assumption that everyone dies in this movie but does anyone want to spoil it for us and tell us who actually lives? Briana Evigan lives, perhaps?

Check the trailer for Sorority Row...


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Lindsay Lohan vs. Kate Bosworth: Skinny Chicken Legs Matchup

Both Lindsay Lohan and Kate Bosworth were spotted wearing short shorts while out in Hollywood the other day. Both are known for being skinny ass chicks that really need to start eating. Well, since they both showed off their legs it asks the question of which pair of skinny chicken legs would taste better to you?


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Possibly Anorexic, Definitely Boney Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pics!

These were snapped over the weekend at a beach in Malibu.

Can someone please stuff a few Big Macs down this chick's throat?! It's kind of sad that someone with so much money (she's a British aristocrat) would starve herself in the name of hotness, while billions of people around the globe die of hunger.

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How Thin Is Tori Spelling Going To Get?! God Damn!

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These were snapped earlier today as Tori hit up the anorexic-friendly Topshop clothing store in Lower Manhattan after lunching at bling'd-out Cipriani's. From the looks of her bod it doesn't look like she ate much for lunch.

Doesn't Tori realize that being 80 lbs does very little for hotness rating? If anything, it makes her head look huge with respect to her dwindling bod (and that's definitely not a positive thing).

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God Damn!! Tori Spelling Looks Anorexic in a Bikini!

Photo Credit: Splash News

Wow, what the hell did Tori Spelling do to her body?

I know she's under a lot of pressure with all those reality TV cameras on her ass, but she must own a mirror? Dean McDermott better grow some balls & set his woman straight before he loses her to some crazy eating disorder.
Photo Credit: Splash News

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