Antonella Barba
Antonella Barba vs. Alaina Alexander - The Bastardly American Idol Hot Eliminated Chicks Matchup
Thursday, March 29th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
In my Bastardly opinion, two of my favorites that got eliminated from the American Idol round of 24. Of course The Bastardly has love for Antonella Barba in all her pee-pee glory and the buzz has long but died. However, at the same time let's give Alaina Alexander some due also. A nice little package she's got going on, very desirable to me. You know the drill, I tried to make the comparison pictures as even as possible with what I had to work with. Granted, I had 6 pictures of Alaina and like 70 of Antonella.
Scandalously Related Stories:
Antonella Blowjob Barba Wants More Money From Playboy
Friday, March 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Hook it up, Hef!! Take a hit this quarter for the Community, damn it!!Scandalously Related Stories:
Antonella Barba implies Playboy not classy? Sacrilege!
Monday, March 12th, 2007 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
...and this "photoshoot" of Antonella is classy? Go get her Hef!!!!
Antonella Barba says that she has no regrets about American Idol. She says that she plans on staying in LA to "strike while the iron is hot" and that doesn't include Playboy. When asked if she would be taking up an offer to pose for Playboy, Antonella responded, ""I definitely wouldn't do that. I don't want to be known for that." Source
Foolish girl! What are you going to do, join Kimberly Caldwell on TV Guide channel???? Because you know that channel gets the ratings... Or how about trying to get yourself to guest star on some FOX shows?!?! Just take off your clothes because obviously the singing thing isn't going to go anywhere.
RELATED POSTS:
That Hot Jersey Girl (Antonella Barba) From American Idol Going Pee-Pee! Owww!!
American Idol Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures: Fake or Real?
Who is Spreading the Scandalous Antonella Barba Photos? Is it Amanda Coluccio?
Antonella Barba Blowjob Mystery Finally Solved: Amanda Hired a Lookalike Whore!
Antonella Blowjob Barba Wants More Money From Playboy
Scandalously Related Stories:
Amanda Coluccio the culprit in leaking Antonella Barba pictures?
Monday, March 12th, 2007 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
During these past couple of weeks where searches for Antonella Barba Pictures, Photos, Blowjob, Sex, Nude, Naked dominated the Internet no one was showing any love for Amanda. So with what started as just the pee-pee picture and some typical Friday night at the club pictures turned into an all out leak of photos.
Who could've possibly had all these photos though? Maybe an ex-boyfriend? Sure, that theory could work but I think the proclaimed "best friend" most definitely would at least have all these pictures of her "best friend". So in my opinion, in a jealous rage that no one gave a shit about her, Amanda decided to leak out pictures or maybe supply them to other to leak for her? In addition, she hires the look-a-like whore for those fake blowjob pictures too! However, it somewhat backfires as Antonella lasts several weeks longer than she should've but that's all good now since her master plan has been completed and Antonella will not be the next American Idol.
Don't worry Amanda, we've got love for you here at The Bastardly too! Granted you are not as hot as Antonella but I'm sure you've got some fans out there that'd love to see you naked or taking a pee as much as Antonella.
Scandalously Related Stories:
Antonella Barba - Farewell American Idol, Hello Playboy!
Saturday, March 10th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
As it's been reported by both HollywoodTuna and Egotastic!, Antonella Barba nude in Playboy could be a possibility. You sure as hell know that I'd like to see Antonella get naked for Playboy, that is, if she doesn't just go into some hardcore xxx stuff.
Antonella, don't bother with Girls Gone Wild or SugarDVD... go with Hef, baby!!!
Amanda Coluccio's Hired-Whore Look-A-Like wants you to Vote for Antonella Barba tonight on American Idol!
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Antonella Barba Photos: No Blowjob, Sex, Porn, Nude, Topless, or Pee-Pee Pictures. The Bastardly Loves American Idol!
Friday, March 2nd, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Special thanks to all the folks sending pictures of Antonella Barba to us! We at The Bastardly love Antonella and thinks she's pretty hot (gummy smile and all) and along with VoteForTheWorst.com we encourage you all to continue voting for her.
The Bastardly Love Google Too.
Scandalously Related Stories:
Future Playboy Playmate Antonella Barba Has Simon's Support
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
The sexy Laura Saltman from Access Hollywood actually showed Simon Cowell the Antonella Barba photos & got a very serious response in return.
...Simon got very serious when I showed him several of the photos in question, "You know what, whoever sold those is despicable. I really mean that. It's despicable. That is private property. Out of order. Honestly. It's repulsive." [Access Hollywood: Dish of Salt]
We're still not sure whether Simon was playing w/ his man-boobies when he answered back, but our people are looking into it.
As for Antonella's voting scenario, our research has found that it's a win/win situation whether she stays or gets the boot...
Scenario #1: You vote for her and she stays on...
Amanda will continue releasing more personal photos. Maybe she'll screw the cheesy club photos & go straight to hardcore porn by releasing a sex tape (that she'll also fabricate)? Who knows...
Scenario #2: You don't vote for her...
I'm about 98% sure that Playboy is working on getting this chick for a summer issue. It's quite simple: She'll get booted this week, then fly to Cali for her Playboy shoot by the weekend & King Hef will have her on the cover of the Apirl or May issue of Playboy.
I don't know about you guys, but Jackson & I are voting for Antonella. A big f-you goes out to all of you bastards who think Antonella has a horrible voice (which is probably 99% of you).
And now...another photo of hairy-chested Simon Cowell.
Scandalously Related Stories:
Vote for Antonella Barba tonight on American Idol!
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Aren't we all glad that the blowjob mystery has been solved? Fake or real, either way, I thought that chick was pretty hot, even though we're distracted by the dick in her mouth. However, we here at The Bastardly still think it's Amanda Coluccio behind it all. Oh well, we surely know that the pee-pee picture is real, right? Not many passionate fans have been emailing me lately but I thought I'd give a quick response to the latest fanmail received.
Jennifer writes:
get the pictures of antonella barbara off of here. you are ruining her life and your website is heartless
Hey Jennifer! Who the hell is "antonella barbara"? I've posted pictures of Antonella Barba but no idea who you are talking in your message!?!? Remember, I'm not that smart... oh, and pathetic scum. I guess since I can't be heartless as we determined with Shakima's letter that the website is heartless. Ah yes, it all makes sense now!
Antonella Barba Blowjob Mystery Finally Solved: Amanda Hired a Lookalike Whore!
Monday, February 26th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Rack one up for Antonella, baby!!!
The official point count as we see it...
New photos surfaced today that put to rest the blowjob mystery heard all around the Horndogg World. People had resorted to comparing moles on some chick's face while she gave head.
Anyway, I don't think there's any reason for this Antonella to be kicked off American Idol b/c since when did it become a crime to...
1. Take a photo while you're on the pooper?
2. Party with friends?
3. Drink when underage?
4. Take your top off & cover your boobies w/ your hands?
5. Take your top off & cover your good friend's boobies with your hands while another friend covered your boobies with her hands?
6. Dance like a drunken, sexual freak @ a club?
7. Take a shower in the fountain of a taxpayer-owned memorial in the middle of the night?
8. And of course, have evil best friends who, first of all, can't sing & secondly, aren't as hot.
If you're a college student in this day & age, I'm pretty sure you've done all of the above---ok-ok---except maybe #1. Regardless, what I'm trying to say, your honor, is that Amanda's hired whore is just that---a hired whore. Amanda tried her best to setup Antonella, but the truth always prevails.
Here's further analysis by someone with way too much time on their hands...
