Ashlee Simpson

These were snapped earlier this week as Ash was spotted shopping in L.A.

Assuming she was ever removed from the D-List to begin with, as of January, Ashlee Simpson will join her sister Jessica at chilli cookouts & strawberry festivals as part of the Z-List Hasbeen & Desperate Celebrity Tour. At that time, she'll appear in her final episode of the struggling new CW show, "Melrose Place."

Sadly, the show is getting such shitty ratings that they're having cut the dead weight in hopes for a spark later in the season. Show producers felt that Ashlee would create some initial buzz, but then a few weeks into the season realized she was just another D-Lister who no one will ever give a shit about.

There are two positive developments from this news:

1. Ashlee will probably never appear on TV again---unless of course Pete Wentz finally comes out of the closet, in which case Ash will appear on Larry King to talk about married life with a gay man.

2. Ashlee can finally eat! Over the past weeks, it was widely rumored that Ashlee wasn't eating properly in a desperate attempt to look anorexic thin for her new show.

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These were snapped a couple days back at the Judith Leiber Rodeo Drive store opening party.

In other news, it was recently revealed that Ashlee is feeling the pressures of staying skinny for her new show. In the first couple episodes, Ash can be seen prancing around the pool in her bikini & she shows no signs of having just given birth less than a year back.

She attributes her success to the "321 Baby Bulge Be Gone" program created by celebrity trainer Ramona Braganza, but we all know the truth: Straight up starvation and 8 hour workouts. You know she collapsed a few times over the past 8 months from exhaustion, but since she stays away from the papz, no one ever finds out. Then again, if losing the baby bulge is worth a few $100k, then why the fuck not get into shape. When you face the choice between becoming totally irrelevant & staying in the limelight, you do what you gotta do.

ANYWAYYY....

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Less than year after giving birth to her first child, a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Ashlee Simpson is looking borderline anorexic. Does she have an insane dietary & workout regiment or is she losing weight the quick & dirty way?

For all you Ashlee fans, check her out on Tuesday nights as she appears in the remake of "Melrose Place," which premiered on the WB last week.

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From left to right we got: Katie Cassidy, Laura Leighton, Ashlee Simpson, Stephanie Jacobsen, and Jessica Lucas.

The CW Network is bringing back Melrose Place and pieces from the original cast will be apart of the new series. Both Laura Leighton and Thomas Calabro will repise their roles of Sydney Andrews and Dr. Michael Mancini. Jossie Bisset and Daphne Zuniga are set to make appearances too. However, there are talks that Heather Locklear will make an appearance too, reprising her super bitch role of Amanda Woodward. Executive Producer, Todd Slavin, says that the door's always open for Heather is she wants but who knows. Who's going to watch? Source

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Yesterday we posted some scans of Jessica Simpson's photos for Glamour Magazine and they weren't all that great. By default that would make Ashlee the hotter sister today.

In other "we don't care" news, Ashlee doesn't like Perez Hilton because he makes shit up... like the supposed divorce between Ashlee and Pete Wentz. Like we care... if you want to read more, click here.

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These were snapped a couple nights back at the CBS, CW, CBS Television Studios & Showtime TCA Party

And, for the record, the "Annoying Bitches" categorization was directed purely toward Ashlee Simpson, so take no offense, Katie! Anyway, along with a few other hotties, the new "Melrose Place" is set to attack The CW next month when it premieres on September 8th. So yeah, once this show starts rolling, The CW network will officially become the one-stop destination to see TV hotties (they also have "90210" & "Gossip Girl").

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Damn, she looks skinnier than she did before she got knocked up...WTF do these people do?!

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Remember the last time we saw Jessica Simpson? Ashlee's not looking so bad nowadays... and her previous weight gain was due to pregnancy, no explanation for Jessica's tummy.

Rumor is that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant for the second time; this is according to a source speaking to Star Magazine. Apparently she's a couple weeks along and see this as a way to keep Possibly/Probably/Definitely Gay Pete Wentz.

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Two quick notes:

1. Does Pete Wentz force his bodyguards to wear sunglasses indoors too?
2. And, Pete Wentz is the is the reason we're categorizing this in "Annoying Bitches."

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I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.

And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:

Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.

“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”

The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]

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