Barack Obama
Victoria Rowell vs Sarah Silverman: Ugly Dress @ The Daytime Emmys Matchup
Monday, September 21st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBoth dresses are pretty painful looking, but I'm curious to see what affect Obama's popularity has on this poll...

Breaking!! Hayden Panettiere Names Barack Obama As Her Hero!
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

During one of the Inaugural Balls, NBC interviewed Hayden Panettiere, of all people. Like with most of her political interviews, the Heroes-star answered all questions in a very serious tone---almost as if she's a senator from California and mentioned that Barack Obama was her hero "right now." Aaaaw! How cute is that?
Like many politically active celebrities, Hayden attended many events over the last few days, so it's fairly obvious her network of friends in the new administration runs deep! I guess only question remains: "When will Hayden Panettiere run for office?"
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Barack Obama is Officially President! Ow!
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
We've followed & supported Obama for while now, so it would be criminal to not post about the inauguration. As expected, millions of people rolled into DC (good luck getting out!) and also as expected, Obama's speech kicked ass! There's really no way he can live up to all the expectations, so please don't hate on him a couple years.
We always got you, Barack!!
Here We Go Again! Vote Bastardly For 2008's Best Gossip Blog!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
VOTE FOR BASTARDLY HERE!With your help, we won last year & I think we can do it again.
Hit this page & show some us some love. You can vote once every 24 hours, so we'll remind you again tomorrow afternoon.
We love you bastards!!
Will Barack Obama's Tank-Limo Have A Hydraulic System?
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And, why is it so damn ugly? Although, rumor has it that it'll be painted bright purple when it's all finished & done! Anyway, here's more from our friends @ Wired:
Despite the immense secrecy, reports have leaked that the limo also comes with a 10-CD changer, which will inevitably end up playing Obama favorites like Steve Wonder and Bob Dylan. We're surprised there's no Blu-ray or Wii in there, but we're pretty sure of one thing: The limo will be a Zune-free zone, especially considering the most recent reports. [Read more]
Breaking News!! Barack Obama Drinks Vitamin Water!!
Monday, December 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs you guys know, Barack Obama is currently on an extended family vacation in Kailua, Hawaii before he takes office on January 20th. These latest pics, snapped on Christmas Eve, show the President-Elect giving a presidential nod to Vitamin Water (currently owned by Coca-Cola). With this latest product endorsement, I'm curious to learn which brand of cigarettes he smokes?
And, just because we know you wanna see the Prez with his shirt off...
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEliza Dushku Voted For Barack Obama!
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I'm pretty sure she was responsible for converting a few Republican horndoggs to Barack's camp...
Young Barack Obama Pictures
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBarack Obama is undeniably a celebrity, so some of you bastards will probably enjoy these old school pics of the big man!
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OBAMA WINS! PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA WINS! Ow!
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
God damn!!!Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Voted For Obama in Cali
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though heavily Republican Tennessee went to McCain last night, we'll give JT the benefit of the doubt & assume he didn't vote w/ his home state (at least we hope not).




















