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Ashley Greene Drinks Red Bull While Pumping Her Own Gas!
Friday, November 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
In addition to her role as Alice Cullen in the Twlight movie, Ashley Greene is in talks to star as the female lead in The Apparition, a supernatural horror project from Dark Castle Entertainment. Todd Lincoln is directing. SourceHowever, Ashley's current project, New Moon, hits theaters November 20th.
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Rihanna to Speak About Beating by Chris Brown on 'GMA' & Glamour
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped yesterday afternoon as Rihanna left the Grammercy Hotel to catch flight out of JFK
After nearly nine months of silent soul searching, Rihanna's using the tragedy that left her physically & emotionally battered to help pimp her album-in-progress that's set to drop sometime next year.
The album, tentatively titled "Rated R," has a whole host of big-dogg producers including The-Dream, Tricky Stewart, Chase & Status, Stargate, Slash, Justin Timberlake, Ne-Yo and Akon, so I'm sure it'll sell millions of copies once it hits the airwaves. In an upcoming interview Rihanna states that she has put everything she wanted to say for the past eight months into her music, so it'll be very interesting to hear her take.
Anyway, let's get back to the real juice. Rihanna will speak out about the incident between herself and Chris Brown on ABC's "Good Morning America" with Diane Sawyer for the very first time tomorrow morning, so make sure you guys tune in.
If that wasn't enough, Rihanna's hitting print media, as well. In December's issue of "Glamour," Rihanna takes the high road---a path less traveled by Chris Brown---and talks from the point of view of a victim who's doing her best become a better role model for her fans. Here's an excerpt:
"My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard. Now I can help speak for those women. I've put everything I wanted to say for the past eight months into my music. My new album is super fearless, which is exactly how I feel right now. I am in a really good place." [Newsday]
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New Balance: Christina Ricci's Official Workout Sneakers!
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

These were snapped last week in Los Angeles before Christina & new boyfriend Curtis Buchanan jetted off to Miami Beach. And naturally, the she enjoyed Miami's plush hospitality by balancing healthy amounts of tantric sex inside her ultra-lux hotel room and lounging poolside in her bikini! Check the pics here.
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Amerie Drinks FIJI Water! 1.5L Size Bottle!!!
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAmerie finally released "In Love & War". Here are a few excerpts from the album review:
Amerie's fourth studio album, "In Love & War," contains neither Harrison nor a hit of "1 Thing" magnitude, but it shows she can put together a solid collection of dance tracks all by herself -- with the help of a few good producers
Part of the album's strength lies in songs built around ultra recognizable samples -- give the people a melody or beat they already know and they're halfway to the dance floor
Unfortunately, the second half of "In Love & War" is mostly dreary ballads Source
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TwitterPeek: Future Celebrity Product Placements?!!
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
This is from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night.
Here at Moejackson we waste your time pointing out who owns a Blackberry versus who owns an iPhone. With the holiday season nearing there's going releases of new wireless devices and we might as well be ready for more Bastardly Product Placements in the future.
Maybe the Droid will make its way to the hands of celebs (even the wannabe fame whores) but for the celebs (even the wannabe fame whores) who constantly love to update their Twitter (I'm talking to you, Tila Tequila!) there's the TwitterPeek. It's solely for inputting/receiving Twitter updates so for those of you who are addicted to 'tweeting' (or know someone who is), this could be gift solution.
Check out the TwitterPeek website for more info.
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More Christina Ricci Bikini Pics From Miami: Poolside Edition
Saturday, October 31st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe last set we posted yesterday didn't get much love from you guys and I don't foresee any fireworks from this latest set coming out of Miami. Christina is currently enjoying the early days of her latest temporary relationship with Curtis Buchanan. The couple is probably finishing up a final day of tantric sex inside their ultra-lux Miami Beach hotel.
For those of you who wanna catch Christina on the big screen, hit up her latest flick "New York, I Love You." Albeit she has a small part, but it's one of the better short stories of a movie which comprises of a collective work of eleven short films, with each running around 10 minutes long and sharing the common theme of finding love in New York City. Here's a trailer:
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
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Breaking! Natalie Portman Bought Something At Maryam Nassir Zadeh!!
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Next time you're in NYC, make sure cruise down to Lower East Side & drop some dough at Maryam Nassir Zadeh. The store is located at 123 Norfolk St (at Rivington). Visit the website for more info.

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Lauren Bosworth (Who?!) Hosts Samsung Rogue Launch Party
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
This is the best that Verizon Wireless could do to get someone to help launch the Samsumg Rogue? Lauren Bosworth is probably lower on The Hills heirarchy than Stephanie Pratt but just above Holly Montag. The guys over at Marketing & Promotions couldn't squeeze out a little more money to maybe even get a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian out there?Scandalously Related Stories:
BREAKING! Vanessa Hudgens Rocks Uggs @ Vancouver Airport!
Monday, October 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: DZILLA/bauergriffinonline.comVanessa was spotted getting fresh with her driver as she jetted out of Vancouver International Airport. Taking into consideration Vanessa's horniness, I wouldn't be surprised one bit if she had sex with that dude in the back of the extended Cadillac Escalade before walking to her flight.
Anyway, Vanessa's currently flying between Toronto, Vancouver & LA as she films her latest project "Sucker Punch." The movie hits theaters on March 25th, 2010. Since I know you're all dying to know, here's a little plot action:
Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns", including dragons, B-52 bombers and brothels. Snyder's wife and producing partner Deborah Snyder concludes, "in the end, it's about this girl's survival and what she needs to do to be able to cope."
In February 2009, Snyder released a short synopsis of Sucker Punch which states: "Set in the 1950s, it tells the story of Baby Doll (Browning), who is trying to hide from the pain caused by her evil stepfather and lobotomy. She ends up in mental institution and while there she starts to imagine alternative reality. She plans to escape from that imaginary world but to do that she needs to steal five objects before she is caught by a vile man. She has 5 days to escape before being lobotomized. In order to cope with the situation, she enters the hyper-real world of her imagination, and the lines between reality and dream begin to blur. She is joined with friends who are inmates from the institution. Lessons learned in the said fantasy world could help the girls escape their real-world fate." [Source]
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Tara Reid @ Presentation For New 'Blackberry Bold'
Monday, October 26th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Earlier this month, Tara Reid did her photoshoot for an upcoming issue of Playboy. Here's the report from an insider:"She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,"
"She looked great and finally got into the groove." Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, "I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds." Source





















