Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008
Jessica Alba Rocks Sexy Bangs @ 5th Annual Black Ball in NYC
Friday, November 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Janet Mayer / Splash NewsHeld last night @ the Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC, Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball was attended by big ticket stars like J. Alba, Justin Timberlake, Tyra, Queen Latifah, Gaylijah Woods & many others.
Keep A Child Alive is a donor-provided antiretroviral (ARV) therapy program for children and their families with HIV/AIDS in Africa and the rest of the developing world. With headquarters in Brooklyn, New York, the campaign asks the public to donate a dollar a day—a monthly contribution of $30—so that they can offer support services and purchase the lifesaving AIDS medicines that are currently available to only one in five people who need them. Alicia Keys is the organization's co-founder & global ambassador. You can make find more information on the KAC's website KeepAChildAlive.org
Angelina Jolie Lookin' Hot @ "Kung Fu Panda" DVD Release Party
Monday, November 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWe have to admit, Angie's doing well in keep her hotness level up to par w/ other chicks in the industry. Here she is showing off her legs @ the DVD release party for the animated comedy in which does the voices for Master Tigress, the strongest and boldest of the Furious Five (others: Monkey (Jackie Chan), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Viper (Lucy Liu), and Crane (David Cross)).
If you haven't seen this hilarious flick, make sure you grab the DVD.
Scandalously Related Stories:
Alessandra's Baby Anja Louise is Super Cute!
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Born just a couple months back, Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur is already one of the luckiest kids in the world. With great genes, tons of cash & a really hot mom breast feeding you, what else can a kid ask for?!
Scandalously Related Stories:
Alessandra Ambrosio Lookin' Hot In Her Halloween Costume! Ow!
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

We're pretty sure these are a few years old, but they were submitted by a Certified Bastard, so we decided to put it up. It's Alessandra, so I'm sure you bastards will dig it...
Scandalously Related Stories:
Heidi Klum Test Drives Possible VS Fashion Show Lingerie
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Following a night of crazy Halloween-flavored tantric sex w/ Seal (damn him!!), Heidi rubbed off all her blue paint from her insane Hindu God costume & modeled some sexy lingerie for Victoria's Secret. How's that for flexibility?!
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
Along with all the other sexy VS models, Heidi will be on the runway for the 2008 Victoria's Secret Lingerie Fashion Show which will air Wednesday, Dec. 3, at 10 p.m. ET on CBS. Set your Tivos!!
Scandalously Related Stories:
Leather Clad Victoria Beckham Arrives @ Heathrow From LAX!
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Lisa Clements / Splash NewsWith election day drama unfolding, it's hard to concentrate on celebrity goss, but alas, we'll do our best.
So yeah, with that in hand, let's speculate on what went through Victoria Beckham's mind when she got up and decided to put on this particular outfit. She looks like a straight up prostitute police officer looking for some mile high club action.
Goddess Heidi Klum Wins Best Celebrity Halloween Costume!
Monday, November 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Jackson Lee / Splash NewsThese were snapped @ Heidi Klum's very own Halloween Party at 1 Oak, NYC.
With this Halloween costume, Heidi Klum gives the phrase "going all out" a whole new meaning! God damn, woman!
For a woman who goes the extra mile in bagging the best Halloween costume, just think what kind of shit she must do to Seal behind closed doors!Damn you, Seal!! You luck bastard, you!
Scandalously Related Stories:
Always Sexy Kate Beckinsale @ "All About Eve" Screening
Friday, October 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
The screening was held in Hollywood, CA.Kate Beckinsale Is Out Of Underworld For Good
We know she’s not in Underworld 3, but Kate Beckinsale’s husband Len Wiseman is still involved in the franchise and there had been some slim hope that she might return for future entries in the franchise. Beckinsale though, has other plans.
Speaking to ShockTillYouDrop, she makes it pretty clear that she’s done with playing a curvaceous, spandexed up vampire chick. Says Kate, “I feel like I've played that character enough times that I don't think I'd be excited to play the same character again.” She’s got vampire babe burn-out, and seems more than happy to leave the whole thing to someone else. “I feel like I'm kind of done with that,” she says. [Cinema Blend]
Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Hot As Ever in Workout Clothes
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in Los Angeles.Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby just nine weeks ago. Can you believe it?
Most women would kill for Ale's current body even nine months after giving birth, so when we see so much milfilicious hotness stuffed into one juicy package, we're left speechless.
If you wanna see more of Alessandra & a host of other hot women wearing lingerie, make sure you tune into CBS for the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on Wednesday, Dec. 3, at 10 p.m. ET. For the first time in its six year history, the hottest annual holiday lingerie fashion show will be held in Miami. Don't miss it!
Does MILFy Angelina Jolie Still Turn You On?
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped @ the 12th Annual Hollywood Film Festival's Awards Gala in Beverly Hills.Angelina Sneaks In to Honor Icon Eastwood
The mutual admiration society was in full force Monday night as Angelina Jolie made an unexpected appearance at the 12th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala to honor her Changeling director, Clint Eastwood.
"There are some people in this business who are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they'll live up to what we imagine them to be," Jolie said from the stage upon her surprise arrival.
"And Clint Eastwood in person is better," she said, adding, "Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader, and I certainly would follow him anywhere." [E! Online]
Wait a minute! Isn't Clint Eastwood a racist?!






















