Bikini Pics
Bikini Clad Kelly Rowland Fooling Around w/ White Dudes on the Beach
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Wher'all the rich black dudes at in this photo, damn it?! It's really sad how the African-American community jumps to white meat after coming up on a loot.
Anyway, these were snapped over the weekend on Halloween day as Kelly enjoyed the fruits of her labor in plush Miami Beach.

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Jewel: Bikini Pics From Miami Beach
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Jewel has a concert tomorrow night at the Fillmore in Miami Beach. "It's just me and my guitar. I don't do set lists. Every show is different. I'll do 17 shows in 17 days. I really have a strong voice, I've sung all my life and know my voice inside and out. I think what a lot of people experience is psychosomatic.
I'll just walk out there and read and feel the mood of the crowd. It'll be fun, like being in my living room." Source
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More Christina Ricci Bikini Pics From Miami: Poolside Edition
Saturday, October 31st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe last set we posted yesterday didn't get much love from you guys and I don't foresee any fireworks from this latest set coming out of Miami. Christina is currently enjoying the early days of her latest temporary relationship with Curtis Buchanan. The couple is probably finishing up a final day of tantric sex inside their ultra-lux Miami Beach hotel.
For those of you who wanna catch Christina on the big screen, hit up her latest flick "New York, I Love You." Albeit she has a small part, but it's one of the better short stories of a movie which comprises of a collective work of eleven short films, with each running around 10 minutes long and sharing the common theme of finding love in New York City. Here's a trailer:
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Bikini Pics: Christina Ricci & New Boyfriend Curtis Buchanan in Miami!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsDefinitely not up to par w/ the recent flow of bikini pics coming of the Caribbean, but to Christina Ricci's credit, she's not an exotic Victoria's Secret lingerie model, but an A-List Hollywood actress.
The lovebirds were spotted showing off their regrettable tats in stylish Miami Beach. After spending most of the day having sex at their ultra-lux hotel, the couple decided to take the action to the Atlantic.
As most of you guys know, Christina Ricci called off her engagement to 'All's Faire in Love' co-star Benjamin Owen back in June, so major props to Curtis Buchanan for bagging Christina on the rebound. We're pretty sure he's more than enjoying his share of rebound sex over the past few weeks. The "Penelope" star is going through a very critical period in her life---you know, broken engagement, turning 30 in a few months, lack of new projects, etc, etc. Whatever happens in the weeks & months ahead, we only wish the best for Christina!
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Doutzen Kroes: Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Photoshoot in St. Barts
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Unlike yesterday where I posted photos of Irina Sheik and said they were Emanuela de Paula (hey, that's what the source said), I'm certain this is Doutzen Kroes. St. Barts must be a pretty hot place to visit now being that we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Candice Swanepoel there too.
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St. Barts
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinA couple of dates to note: November 19th is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC... December 1st is when the show will air on CBS. Source
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Irina Sheik (Not Emanuela de Paula): Victoria's Secret Bikini Beach Photoshoot
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Emanuela de Paula (born April 25, 1989 in Cabo de Santo Agostinho, Pernambuco, Brazil) is a Brazilian model.[1] She has been the face of UK retailer Next for the past two seasons and can be seen in the 2009 Pirelli Calendar. WikiShe definitely should be walking the runway for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show once again this year.
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I WANT THIS JOB! Miranda Kerr's Designated Hair Comber!!!
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOnce again, Victoria's Secret is in St. Barts for another photoshoot and showing off jobs that could be highly desired. Miranda Kerr's available position isn't as good as Marisa Miller's bikini adjuster or Candice Swanepoel's bikini changing assistant but I'm betting that combing her hair could lead to one of the duties too.
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Caption This! (Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Edition!)
Monday, October 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jessica-Jane Clement (born 24 February 1985 in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) is an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter. Source
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Publicity Stunt?! Bikini Clad Sophie Monk Goes Surfing in L.A.! Ow!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Aren't L.A. waters freezing cold at the moment?! It's almost November, for God's sake...
I guess when you're desperately aching for the attention of sugar daddies around the globe, it's well worth freezing your ass off---especially when it pays for exotic vacations, expensive handbags, 5th Ave apartments, etc, etc...




















